New Discovery Disproves Quantum Theory? 933
An anonymous reader writes to tell us the Guardian is running a story that has quite a few physicists up in arms. From the article: "Randell Mills, a Harvard University medic who also studied electrical engineering at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, claims to have built a prototype power source that generates up to 1,000 times more heat than conventional fuel. Independent scientists claim to have verified the experiments and Dr Mills says that his company, Blacklight Power, has tens of millions of dollars in investment lined up to bring the idea to market. And he claims to be just months away from unveiling his creation." The only problem is Mills' theory is supposed to be impossible when using current rules of quantum mechanics.
standard (Score:2, Funny)
Disproves? (Score:5, Funny)
What kind of medic? (Score:5, Funny)
So... was he a gynecologist?
Target date (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Like They Say... (Score:2, Funny)
but the real question is (Score:3, Funny)
Let me guess... (Score:3, Funny)
What would Homer say? (Score:4, Funny)
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
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Re:what it is (Score:3, Funny)
Wow, you *are* a badass! wait a minute...
Re:what it is The Real Goods... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Pascal's Wager (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yawn. Another crackpot needs funding. (Score:5, Funny)
That is progress.
This was on slashot back in 1999 (Score:3, Funny)
Link to the 1999 story..
http://science.slashdot.org/science/99/12/22/1092
Look the fact is, it's very easy to come up with a non disprovable theory in physics. If I say that "I have just found that Eintein's theory is wrong
Well Ok, One story is fine
Re:what it is (Score:3, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wikipedia article on this guy (Score:5, Funny)
Wow. Apparently our reputation precedes us.
I know how the Heat is generated!!! (Score:3, Funny)
1) Post a great story/discovery on the Net.
2) Wait a few days.
3) Get story posted on Slashdot
4) Wait a few minutes.
5) Hard drives will metl, AC will fail withing minutes.
6) ?????
7) Profit!!!
(Sorry, I didn't mean for 6 and 7, but by now are obligatory).
This "Slashdotting" as a source of power is more powerful force than anything. I am sure this is the source of this discovery. And as long as there are Slashdot readers, there will always be power.
Can someone at the guardian.co.uk (source of this article) concur?
Re:THIS IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING. (Score:5, Funny)
Pop quiz. Can you come up with an IT equivalent of a typical slashdot psueudo-science headline? Let's have a go:
1. Intel claims infinite number of transisters available on new chip
2. Latest Linux release boots before PC is switched on
3. Researcher claims open source licensing causes random memory corruption.
I mean, come on guys.
Re:Like They Say... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:THIS IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING. (Score:3, Funny)
New video board for one dollar (Score:3, Funny)
The inventor claims to have millions of dollars in backing,a nd indpendent graphics artists have tested the board.
"we plan to produce 20 million cards a year soon, say CEO J Anklsy"
Re:Like They Say... (Score:5, Funny)
Just don't look at your grade... Until you do, your grade is all possible states...
Re:What kind of medic? (Score:2, Funny)
If so, he has yet to snatch a prize.
Re:Yawn. Another crackpot needs funding. (Score:2, Funny)
I think the amount of gas dissolved in a particular volume of beer is finite.
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So that's where all the greenhouse gases are coming from.
Re:THIS IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING. (Score:3, Funny)
Oh wait, I think I read about that on slashdot a couple of years ago.
Re:Like They Say... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Like They Say... (Score:5, Funny)
Primary/Secondary schooling: Tests you willingness to learn under pressure from adults. (Translation: As long as you're walked through the steps necessary to do your job, and there are enough people to make sure you do as you're told, you'll be a highly trained button-monkey.)
College: Simply a way to test your willingness to learn on your own. (Translation: On occasion, with enough peer pressure, you might be willing to learn spend a little of your free time learning how to do your job.)
Graduate school: Tests your willingness to learn when the majority of your peers have given up on their education for the remainder of their lives. (Translation: Given enough incentive/money, you are willing to spend considerable time and effort to be successful in your career.)
Post-Graduate school: Tests your willingness to expand upon what is currently understood and taught at lower levels. (Translation: You are willing to show others how to improve in their chosen career, but it's gonna cost 'em!)
Continuing education: Tests your willingness to continue learning when most of your peers are worm food. (Translation: You're mildly psychotic.)
The possible failure of the theories taught to you makes no difference in the outcome of your education, because you have proven that you aren't willing to put forward a serious effort to learn at the level you attempted. Had you been taught said "correct" theories, the outcome of your grades would most likely have remained the same, as your alcohol, drug, social and sexual indulgences during this time had no bearing on your belief that the items taught were facts. As such, your failure to learn them only reinforces the fact that you don't care about your own success in life. (Translation: You're a twit for asking something this redundant on Slashdot!)
(heh, heh)
All of those are true :) (Score:2, Funny)
Intelligence reports secreted out of North Korea's super-secret semiconductor labs claim a new way to pack semiconductors on silicon at infinite densities, using new technology which packs electrons closer to protons than normally allowed. Remember folks, only North Koreans need dense computer chips.
2. Latest Linux release boots before PC is switched on
Kinetic Distributions, Inc. is shipping a computer that's turned on by kicking it. Remember folks, in Soviet Russia, computers boot you.
3. Researcher claims open source licensing causes random memory corruption.
Slashcode causes random memory corruption in Slashdot editors. All your pseudoscience are belong to us.
Re:The New New Science (Score:5, Funny)
Hey. You got something against Quakers?
Re:But he neve said. . . (Score:4, Funny)
Wait...he's selling gallium arsenide semiconductor devices? *ducks*
Emerging /. tradition: Celebrate Crackpot Sunday! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Who is Rick Maas? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Like They Say... (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, God damn NASA for not releasing X-ray, gamma, infrared, ultraviolet, microwave, and radio-wave imagery in the original bands of the spectrum! My taxes line their bloated wallets and they can't even manage to put JPEGs on their site that emit hard radiation so I can see exactly the same thing they do with their so-called "space telescopes"!
The new theory (Score:5, Funny)
Re:As Einstein once said... (Score:5, Funny)
"Yes."
-- Albert Einstein
(I'm pretty sure that he said "yes" at least once in his life.)
Re:But he neve said. . . (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But he neve said. . . (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But he neve said. . . (Score:4, Funny)
Already been done. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512 [theonion.com]