Nerds Make Better Lovers 1148
ultimabaka writes "The New York Daily News, fine bastion of reporting that it is, released an article today discussing the rise of nerd popularity among women in general, and famous women in particular. Detail is given into the dating exploits of Christina Aguilera and Elin Nordegren (nerdy Tiger Woods' supermodel squeeze), among a bunch of regular Janes. Apparently being a nerd is now in?"
naturally... (Score:5, Funny)
- we don't sleep around
- we're generally good at the things we try
- we can concentrate, dammit!
- we have *excellent* finger dexterity
- and most importantly, we have imagination!
more here [everything2.com] >>
Woohoo! (Score:5, Funny)
small correction :P (Score:5, Funny)
Thats good news for me. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:naturally... (Score:3, Funny)
Particularly those of us who also play guitar.
Of course... (Score:5, Funny)
It sucks to be a trailblazer sometimes. You young nerds got it easy. Back in my day a cute girlfriend was GIF pr0n & a bottle of lotion.
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Great News (Score:3, Funny)
I know its a bad pun, but.... (Score:5, Funny)
Diary (Score:5, Funny)
Saturday, May 21st 2005
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of Silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.
MAN'S DIARY:
Saturday, May 21st 2005
Apple switched to Intel.
Absolutely gutted.
Got a shag though.
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Report From Where I'm At (Score:5, Funny)
Let me check my messages.....
0. Nope, still the status quo here!
So now it's more like this? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:naturally... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just after I got castrated! (Score:5, Funny)
I will say what you did took some, er.... Nevermind.
Soko
OQ! (Score:5, Funny)
Louis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.
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Re:Of course... (Score:1, Funny)
We just had ASCII art from overprinting characters on green-bar with chain printers!!
GIF pr0n & a bottle of lotion? (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:Nerds Make Better Lovers??? (Score:5, Funny)
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you
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Occam's Razor... (Score:5, Funny)
Thus, we can conclude that IT security at the New York Daily News is lax and some "nerd" has figured out a way to post prank stories. Expect a deluge of stories about the Duke Nukem Forever release party.
Re:Tiger Woods? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Female Logic (Score:2, Funny)
Re:naturally... (Score:5, Funny)
See porn is research!
Not to mention (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Diary (Score:3, Funny)
If this were really true... (Score:3, Funny)
Dressing up for movie oenings (LotR, SW, ST) would be considered "men in uniform" and be totally irresistable... unless you're Chewbacca.
Hard drive size WOULD matter, not how fragmentented it is.
I would be getting laid.
Re:naturally... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Female Logic (Score:3, Funny)
No fucking thanks.
Re:Tiger Woods? (Score:5, Funny)
Golf is a game. Tennis is a sport.
To qualify as a sport, you must sweat.
Golf is a scottish practical joke played on the rest of the world, kind of like snipe hunting or curling. It began when the Romans, after conquering Scotland, asked "so, what do you guys do for fun around here?"
Re:Just after I got castrated! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:naturally... (Score:2, Funny)
How is finger dexterity supposed to help if you have never handled the "instrument" before?
Re:But seriously, SHOWER! (Score:5, Funny)
Such is life... the ever fleeting depression
I'll never have confidence, I have no idea what a balanced life is.... And here I am whining about it.
Not a girl around me, and none who care to be around me.
Oh well. Truth hurts but its true atleast
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Re:But seriously, SHOWER! (Score:3, Funny)
PS I think the article is total BS, it would only be credible if Carmen Electra would elope to Vegas with RMS and webcast the wedding from inside the Elvis chappel
My take... (Score:2, Funny)
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WoW (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Tiger Woods? (Score:5, Funny)
Come on, now! This suspense is *crushing* us! Hurry up and remember, or we'll all have to Trek to your house and make you tell us! Ick, I hope you don't live in a wheat field, I'm alergic to it!
Ok, I'm done.
Re:naturally... (Score:5, Funny)
A
Re:just make sure (Score:2, Funny)
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Hey Slashdot ladies: I'm perfectly willing to make my email public.
* crickets *
Aw man.
Re:Of course...Dude! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm dating your' ex!
had to be said... (Score:2, Funny)
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Brrrr. Creepy.
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Re:WoW (Score:1, Funny)
That said, my ladyfriend doesn't *hate* WoW yet, but she knows I'll drop anything except a scheduled MC raid for her (and even that if there's a good reason to though I hate leaving 30+ people 1 healer -- and guild leader -- short.)
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Playing the violin.
It could be worse - you could play the Euphonium like me.
Re:naturally... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm black, you insensitive clod.
LK
Re:But seriously, SHOWER! (Score:3, Funny)
Then, what are you doing here?
geek breakup lines (Score:2, Funny)
11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.
10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.
6. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
5. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)...
4. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out.
3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it?
2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking
for someone more feminine
1. So long and thanks for all the fish.
reminds me of a joke I once heard... (Score:5, Funny)
The lawyer pipes up. "Don't do it guys, I don't care how pretty she is. I see this every day in my profession, some fool cheats on his wife with some pretty little thing, she finds out, before you know it he's lost half his house, half his assets, half his future paycheck and can't even see his kids any more...And with all that stress, it's just not worth it."
Then the artist pipes in. "no no no no...life is for living...how can you live in fear like that. Imagine the romance...the passion...the secrecy and mystery. That is what life is about my friend, who cares if you get caught, life should be lived dangerously and passionately."
The programmer looks up over his glasses and says "yeah, I've got mistress...have had one for quite a few years now".
The lawyer and artist are shocked. The certainly wouldn't have expected that from thier geeky little friend. The artist pipes up:
"Oh my friend...tell us, what's it like. Are you always stressed out worried about what you could loose...is it passionate and wonderful...what?"
The programmer looks up again and say "It's great...best thing I've every done.........wife thinks I'm with the girlfriend, girlfriend thinks I'm with the wife, I can go get some coding done."
boom tish
Re:naturally... (Score:5, Funny)
I just had a vision of RMS screaming "That's GNU/Clitoris, you insensitive clod!"
And since I'm not sure the battery acid will be enough to erase it, I figured I'd share the misery.
Re:naturally... (Score:4, Funny)
Yes.
My mom was right? (Score:2, Funny)
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And by GF I mean girlfriend, not GeForce
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Re:Thats good news for me. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But seriously, SHOWER! (Score:5, Funny)
you're female...
you're trying to piss off the religious right...
you want quirky guys...
you're posting on slashdot...
So, how many marriage proposals have you gotten so far? My bet's on 14.
Re:naturally... (Score:2, Funny)
Sure, anything to get me out of my parents basement.
Re:Oh, fer frack's sake... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Well congatulations. (Score:2, Funny)
In a magazine you come across a full-page photo of a nude girl. You show the picture to your husband. He likes it and hangs it on the wall. The girl is lying on a bearskin rug.
How do you react?
Re:Oh, fer frack's sake... (Score:1, Funny)