Email Addiction Runs Rampant 425
Rollie Hawk writes "Are you addicted to email? According to the Opinion Research Corporation, the odds are pretty good that you are.
Their study of 4,012 adults in the twenty largest U.S. cities found that 41% of respondents start the day by checking their email. On the average, respondents admitted to checking their email five times a day.
Respondents also mentioned email features they wish were available. Examples included the ability to retract unread messages (45%) and a way to track the forwarding of their own email (43%).
Just how addicted are the email-dependent among us? So heavily that one quarter of respondents won't go more than two or three days without it. Of course, by those standards, most Americans must be addicted to work, sex, and TV as well."
Re:Sooo.... (Score:4, Funny)
"It's not an addiction, slugging back 4 fingers of gin as I get out of bed is just part of my daily routine!"
Email? Try Slashdot! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sooo.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I can't check my email! (Score:5, Funny)
Typical /. response is... (Score:5, Funny)
What is this "sex" thing you speak of? I can find no reference to it in any of my emails.
horsefeathers (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sooo.... (Score:4, Funny)
-Jesse
Re:Email? Try Slashdot! (Score:2, Funny)
I keep a browser window with slashdot open for 8 hours every day, and idly mouse 'up-down' to reload the page every few minutes.
Even WORSE! (Score:3, Funny)
In fact, in a recent study conducted by Nugneant Industries, over 100% of Americans witnessed the sight of a motorcar! When asked if they could possibly live life for three days without looking at a motorcar, they were most likely to answer "no", or offer a sarcastic wisecrack in its stead! America is addicted to the sight of wheeled machinery!
Most Americans ANSWER THEIR TELEPHONE WHEN IT RINGS!!! I don't believe I need to expungate on the addictive dangers therein!
I think the conclusion is quite obvious - we're a people addicted to communication and transport! Hopefully a nice, well meaning New Age Liberal surgeon general will issue a proclomation about these events in the future! If only that open minded and charismatic Ronald Reagan was still in office - I'm sure he could convince those bad guys in blue to stop his part in the daily addiction of postal mail.
Now, excuse me while I go light up a cigarette...
Re:Sooo.... (Score:5, Funny)
Then you're just enabling someone else's work addiction. Have you no conscience?
Re:Typical /. response is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I can't check my email! (Score:3, Funny)
This is slashdot. Didn't you get the memo about patents? :-)
Re:Right. (Score:4, Funny)