The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker 849
RawGutts writes "This is the story of "bitchchecker" (the hacker) a user who lost it because he thought he had been kicked of an IRC channel by "Elch". The hacker comes back on the channel threatening to hack and ruin Elch's machine, and dares Elch to give his IP address.
The address given was 127.0.0.1. "
Life imitating art, possibly? (Score:5, Funny)
Life imitates art (or else some would-be "author" copies Illiad):
Another reason [userfriendly.org] people should read Userfriendly.org [userfriendly.org].
Oh nooo (Score:5, Funny)
Had a similar, RL case (Score:5, Funny)
Never saw him again.
punishable offense (Score:2, Funny)
I've heard of similar things (Score:3, Funny)
Well if anyone wants to hack me my domain name is: localhost
I don't think... (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, this or things like it have been around since the idea of a loopback was presented. There's got to be at least a dozen posts to bash.org with the joke, it's used on IRC at least daily, and as others have pointed out, it's previosuly been in UF and Dilbert.
It's like Taco just figured out loopbacks, and he's all proud.
Re:I'll bet everyone $10 (Score:5, Funny)
What? No, no, that is not possible. They have a chatlog as evidence and everything! And it is on the frontpage of Slashdot so you KNOW it has to be true.
Re:I'll bet everyone $10 (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My URL. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:My URL. (Score:2, Funny)
ROFL!!!
Re:Oh nooo (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This has happened on every IRC channel ever (Score:5, Funny)
Daniel
Re:The Planet's Most Moronic Slashdot Post (Score:5, Funny)
Priceless?? (Score:1, Funny)
Acting like an idiot on IRC: Free
Threatening to hack somebody on IRC: Free
Having your alias plastered on Slashdot for all to see because you're an Idiot: Priceless!
Re:heh funny, but what about all the others like i (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'll bet everyone $10 (Score:5, Funny)
So i did a whois and a few other things and found out he was using windows.
It was fairly obvious that at best the guy was a skript kiddie and had hardly any knowlidge of the system
he mutterd some obscenitys and not so polietly asked me to prove it
So i said to him to type msconfig in a command prompt(i still have some working knowlidge of windows).
He then continue to mutter obscenitys about this having already been there , i decided to elaborate and told him i had installed two services as proof of my skill , those were RPC and messenger(this was a few years back) . He started becoming increasingly disturbed so i went for the kill and had a freind who uses windows to netsend him a message(he had forgoten to mask his ip) and in the message it said," the only way to remove the ""Virus was to deselect the rpc service and reboot"
A few moments later a ping timeout message and the guy was never heard from again.
People have BitchChecker pegged all wrong (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How is this newsworthy? (Score:3, Funny)
Think back to April Fools Day.
Call me OT, flamebait, whatever. But seriously, 98% of that crap on April 1 was not funny. Irritated me so much that I decided to re-format my hard drive that day. Seriously.
warez.phantom.com (Score:3, Funny)
HEY! This guy has all of my files!!!
The Ping of NO CARRIER (Score:5, Funny)
Anyway, when someone started acting like that idiot in the story on IRC, daring people to hack their machine or whatever, I'd say "OK" and send them a ping with the payload:
+++ATH0^M
And half the time, they'd suddenly leave the channel and come back a few minutes later complaining about their ISP or their phone line or something.
And I'd just be quietly giggling to myself.
It was really fun because the arrogance/stupidity of these kinds of kiddies on IRC was directly proportional to the likelyhood of them having a crap modem that would fall for that...
Re:I'll bet everyone $10 (Score:3, Funny)
similar method for avoiding spam (Score:2, Funny)
hopefully it annoys the site operators. plus, it's not really lying since that is one of my email addresses.
Re:Bash.org? (Score:3, Funny)
I think the problem's more that it's been done so many times before.
To add a bit of variation, the more clueful admin could have given a joke hostname, like one some wit at my university set up many years ago...
warez.mcc.ac.uk - "loads of stuff, but I've got it all already!"
Re:Life imitating art, possibly? (Score:5, Funny)
That makes one reason.
I H@CKED HIM (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Planet's Most Moronic Slashdot Post (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This has happened on every IRC channel ever (Score:2, Funny)
the resulting kill by an ircop never ceased to be entertaining.
I'm a netadmin for a very small network now, and while not proud of my youthful indiscretions, I still snicker a bit when I think of it.
This was a fun reminder of better days.
Reminded me of a story.... (Score:5, Funny)
Way back in the olden days, we had a VAX/VMS mini that we did all our Computer Science projects on. Being bored one day, I wrote a "Fortune Cookie" program one day that others could include into their login profile to get a random fortune when they log in.
I decided to mess with a certain person's mind who was dialing in from home to the system (at a blazing 2400baud, mind you). I modified my Fortune code to detect that it was him logging, in, and when he did, it spawned off a new process that would inject random characters onto his screen at random intervals. I put the code in place, and watched the fun.
We saw him log in, and then log out after about a minute. Then log back in again. And then log out. And then back in again. And then out. After a while, he sent us an email complaining that he couldn't get a clean phone line into the system that evening for the life of him. Hee hee. I don't think we ever fussed up to it.
bitchchecker's thoughts as he starts the attack (Score:1, Funny)
For those who need to read more (Score:2, Funny)
This advice is also relevant when on IRC or MSN Chat and you wish to contact the adminstrator.
Of Course this only work for Windows users since Microsoft wish ed to make your life much easier by iuncluding this great keyboard shortcut !
Urban myth? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:People (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Had a similar, RL case (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'll take that bet... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh NOW I understand why it's funny
;-]
Jaj
10 bucks says... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh nooo (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Please Rob, don't do this - OT to some extent (Score:1, Funny)
You must be new here.
Re:How is this newsworthy? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'll bet everyone $10 (Score:4, Funny)
[10:28]<you> like this!!!!
[10:29]<me> oh is this a fake irc log
[10:29]<you> yes it is
[10:29]<me> hm
Transcript of above mentioned chatlog (Score:5, Funny)
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
Re:Urban myth? (Score:3, Funny)
To answer your question: Yes, there are people that are that dumb.
Invent an idiot proof computer and someone will build a better idiot!
WTF? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:For those who need to read more (Score:3, Funny)
[s0m3d00d] You can access my porn fileserver by typing "/disco chicks nude".
*** aaa disconnected. (chicks nude)
*** bbb disconnected. (chicks nude)
*** ccc disconnected. (chicks nude)
*** ddd disconnected. (chicks nude)
Hey ! (Score:5, Funny)
Mirror incase of slashdotting (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Life imitating art, possibly? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:warez.phantom.com (Score:5, Funny)
I rarely saw the results of what happened when men in dark suits came knocking at their door, but my imagination was satisfaction enough.
Re:At least it's a reason! (Score:1, Funny)
Oh wait, you said a reason TO read PA, not one of the many reasons why NOT to read PA.
My mistake, never mind.
Re:Oh nooo (Score:3, Funny)
Your IP is in the public domain.
Now you can't sue anyone who has a need to use it.
I am sorry, but once your IP is apr of the public domain, there is nothing to do about it.
Re:*Cracker*, dammit! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The Planet's Most Moronic Slashdot Post (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, I am aware of how stupid I am.
Re:Life imitating art, possibly? (Score:2, Funny)
My favourite ... (Score:2, Funny)
Are you serious?! (Score:5, Funny)
This story reminds me of this one time when this script kiddie asked me for my IP address and I told him 127.0.0.1! Oh wait, that's because it's the same fucking story! That's because everyone has seen this done or done it themselves once in their fucking life, and nobody fucking cares.
Let me tell you another story. This one time, I was at a coffee shop, and the girl making the coffee was hot, and she said something to me, and my response was witty and cute, and she laughed and it was funny and it made me feel cool. Then I drank my coffee, went home, and masturbated.
NEWSFLASH: Nobody fucking cares!
BT
Teg Teg, tell him about the time you were witty!
Hey. HEEEEEYYYY!! (Score:3, Funny)
That's MY IP address!
SONOFABITCH!!
Re:Yes, there are people that dumb (Score:5, Funny)
I do alot of rollouts. Barely IT work at all, the guy who mops the control center floor at NASA doesn't get to claim to be an astronaut or rocket scientist either. But the worst rollout ever, was for a public school system.
This public school system was more ghetto than most, by rollout, I mean maybe replacing 3-5 of the PCs in labs that had 20 (so there was always a mix of crap systems), maybe only half the computer lab rooms in any one building. And often, things would never be scheduled right, so we were told to go in the rooms even during class, and just be quiet, teachers knew we'd be there, wasn't a problem.
Being ghetto, the kids weren't expected to do real schoolwork, and would goof off. Porn sites, gambling, all the stupidest shit you've ever seen. Well, 20 minutes into this, almost done setting it all up, this black girl screams, "Oh my god, it say I won a million dollar, is it fo real!?!". A stupid spammy popup of course, but she had no critical thinking skills, nor had anyone ever bothered to tell her how much spam like this was out there. No big deal right, she's a kid?
So, me being the fool that I am, I try to explain to her what it is, not sarcastic or anything. Really. Can't remember how I worded it, but the tone of my voice was such that I was trying my best not to sound like I was patronizing, nor like I was making fun of her. Before I had even finished the one sentence, the cow-like teacher was "How do you know, she might have won something, you jus don want her to win." As the teacher waddled over to the computer screen, I shut up, she didn't bother to follow up with a tirade, and I finished up as soon as possible. Got the hell out of there.
Re:Are you serious?! (Score:1, Funny)
Something similar happened to me but when the girl said something to me I just grumbled something and looked away. I think she said something like "Do you have a stareing problem?" But I went home and masturbated all the same.
Not so smart (Score:2, Funny)
BT
Re:I'll bet everyone $10 (Score:2, Funny)
I used to work with a fellow whose hobby was to harass and attempt to discredit the Scientologists. They claimed he had posted their intellectual property on the internet, and when he was deposed he stated that their material was indeed available at 127.0.0.1 .
They quoted this verbatim in their claim against him, so it made it past whoever was responsible for fact checking the claim, and he boasted around the water cooler how he had bested the scientology legal staff. He explained 'localhost' on the stand and the claim was thrown out.
He was rather an odd fellow. I had quite forgotten him until some 10 years later I saw his name appear on slashdot in an appeal for money for his legal defense fund.
Alt-F4 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hey ! (Score:5, Funny)
IPv6 ruining all the fun? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bash.org? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:article mirror (Score:2, Funny)
http://localhost/hacker.html
Mirror (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bash.org? (Score:5, Funny)
(Yeah, ok, I used to date a Lit Crit major. And you've obviously never handed in a paper on Postmodernism, either - your post was a feasible, intelligible and practically credible treatise. This is Postmodernism - You don't get points for being right, you know, just for being clever [catalog.com]).
Re:Oh nooo (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mirror incase of slashdotting (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'll take that bet... (Score:1, Funny)
It is like the secret [freemasonrywatch.org] masonic handshake, if you ever come accross someone yu think might be a geek, just drop that IP into conversation and you're instantly friends like all us guys here at SlashDot.
Re:Are you serious?! (Score:5, Funny)
bitchecker?? Isat u?
Re:Are you serious?! (Score:2, Funny)
NEWSFLASH: Nobody fucking cares!
No, please. Do go on, you are just the kind of guy I have been looking for all day. Spice it up a little, I am already all damp and tickly....
BTW, I am 22 years old, my measurements are 34-25-32...and the other leg too.
Re:Other fun IP addresses to attack! (Score:3, Funny)
<keanu>WOAH</keanu> (Score:3, Funny)
Hey that is freakin, spooky, because that is my IP address! I thought these things were supposed to be unique...
Re:Yes, there are people that dumb (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously, what's so moronic about this? (Score:5, Funny)
www.yourserver.com (Score:1, Funny)
Not so long ago, I was at a customer site. Some developer was trying out this new open source web application. He was trying to connect to the host as mentioned in the Quick Start documentation: www.yourserver.com. After what would have been the best part of an hour, he came to me and started asking how to reboot the servers since something was wrong.
When I saw the problem and explained to him that this was just a sample hostname and he should replace it with the real name or the ip, he looked at me with a rather dumb expression and asked if that would be www.myserver.com.
I had a very difficult time not to laugh in front of the customer. This is really a true story. Although the story made me laugh, it also made me feel scared in some way.
Re:Had a similar, RL case (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Are you serious?! (Score:2, Funny)