CmdrTaco from the more-31337-than-31337 dept.
RawGutts writes "This is the story of "bitchchecker" (the hacker) a user who lost it because he thought he had been kicked of an IRC channel by "Elch". The hacker comes back on the channel threatening to hack and ruin Elch's machine, and dares Elch to give his IP address.
The address given was 127.0.0.1. "
The reason that every major university maintains a department of
mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those people.