iCopulate Romances iPods, Executive Pong 137
mboverload was one of several readers to note that you can purchase aircraft tracking laser today at ThinkGeek. (TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now).
You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong.
Thing is... (Score:5, Funny)
food! (Score:3, Funny)
"Do not disconnect." (Score:3, Funny)
If you experience interruptus, do you have to throw cold water on the joined iPods?
It's irresponsible to sell this iCopulate... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:food! (Score:3, Funny)
bzzt (Score:1, Funny)
iCopulate isn't accurately described (Score:5, Funny)
(Somebody please tell me there's no truth to the notion that the internal project name for iMasturbate was "Hand Jobs a Winner". That's simply too bizarre to believe...isn't it?)
Dude, I want one! (Score:2, Funny)
April Fools Day annoys me. (Score:4, Funny)
Why does every news source, especially those online, feel the need to pull a cutsie April Fools prank. The practice makes the web practically useless on this day for any news.
We get enough of this from our local morning drive-time morning zoo wacky radio DJs. Why cant Slashdot be above this?
Don't believe the Pope (Score:4, Funny)
He's gonna pop up tomorrow and be like, "0wn3d!"
Or something.
Re:Black-projector rules baby! (Score:2, Funny)
Fool me mini iThong (Score:2, Funny)