Joss Whedon to Write/Direct Wonder Woman 480
bigbear writes "'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' and 'Firefly' creator Joss Whedon has signed on to write and direct the big screen adaptation of the DC Comics character Wonder Woman. The film is being produced by Joel Sliver ('The Matrix'). No word yet on who will play the "iconic female heroine of our time.""
It's obvious (Score:1, Funny)
PERFECT (Score:4, Funny)
Political Correctness (Score:3, Funny)
I know who ... (Score:4, Funny)
Here's hoping! (Score:3, Funny)
Possible Actresses (Score:5, Funny)
Wonder Woman's outfit... (Score:5, Funny)
Therefore, to compensate for that, the outfit needs to be a lot skimpier. Enough skin and we won't notice the datedness.
Re:Who's next? (Score:1, Funny)
It starts with 's' and ends in 'equals'.
Re:PERFECT (Score:5, Funny)
Close.
This is Joss Whedon we're talking about.
"Natalie Portman as lesbian supporting character!"
Now it's perfect.
Re:PERFECT (Score:1, Funny)
You may want to let your current imaginary wife down easily when you break that bit of news to her...
another comic book movie? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Possible Actresses (Score:4, Funny)
"female heroine" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Possible Actresses (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's obvious (Score:3, Funny)
Here is a picture of her on the set [shadoehaze.com].
Should be as successful as firefly.
A couple of better choices... (Score:2, Funny)
How about Anna Nicole Smith or Pamela Sue Anderson or maybe Petra Verkaik? - NOTE: Petra last name might not be spelled correctly.
I'm sure either one could fill Wonder Woman's shoes admirably! :)
Monica Bellucci (Score:3, Funny)
I dont care who plays her (Score:5, Funny)
I never wanted to hear the phrase ... (Score:3, Funny)
Department of Redundancy Department (Score:3, Funny)
female heroine
Is it just me, or is that a violation of my patent on "Redundancy, or Saying the Same Thing Twice (US PAT# 384015367)?"
I mean, have you ever heard of a male heroine? (remember, mail heroin is a different matter.)
Hey editors, you owe me some money to license that patent.
Re:PERFECT (Score:2, Funny)
Iconic female superheroine maybe... (Score:3, Funny)
Condoleeza.... Or Hillary...
The Simple Choice to Star (Score:5, Funny)
Need any more names be offered? I don't think so.
Re:Possible Actresses (Score:2, Funny)
Not likely. Her knees are waaay too pointy.
Re:Possible Actresses (Score:5, Funny)
Free Association (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's obvious (Score:5, Funny)
My eyes are bleeding.
Re:The Simple Choice to Star (Score:5, Funny)
Bruce Campbell as Wonder Woman?!?
I like it!
Re:A couple of better choices... (Score:3, Funny)
Shoes are not the article of clothing that these ladies would be filling oh so admirably...
Re:Possible Actresses (Score:5, Funny)
You could fill out the missing curves with hot grits.
Re:There was plenty of bush.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Here's hoping! (Score:3, Funny)
No, wait, it didn't.
Never mind.
Jessica Lynch (Score:1, Funny)
Re:PERFECT (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's obvious (Score:2, Funny)
Re: I thought *Buffy* (Score:3, Funny)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww
I'm abandoning this article. That's one more image I *really* didn't need.
Re:Political Correctness (Score:4, Funny)
The obvious Slashdot pick: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The name is Joel Silver (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Casting for the Dead in Movies (Score:4, Funny)
First of all, the proper term for refering to the recently departeted is not 'death', it's "pre-decompisitionary". And secondly, if there is a better catagory for disabled then pre-decopisitionary, I've never seen it.
And I don't see any major challenges for exhuming the grave of Reeves so he can play super-man as a pre-decompisitionary differenlty abled character. We have some pretty good acting coaches to help out.
Re: I thought *Buffy* (Score:2, Funny)
> That's one more image I *really* didn't need.
Who sez Slashdot can't be fun after the goatse trick quit working!
Re:It's obvious (Score:3, Funny)
Re:PERFECT (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Charisma Carpenter (Score:3, Funny)
For fuck's sake.