Changing Use of Internet? 181
CodeHog writes "Wired has an interesting article on the perceived changing use of the Internet. Perceived perhaps because it appears that these findings are based partly on search topics. What's more interesting is what it means to the tech community at large. Could this be a new area of tech jobs, setting up and maintaining ecommerce sites, creating search assisting applications?"
No, it just means (Score:5, Funny)
Its true! (Score:4, Funny)
MIS (Score:3, Funny)
Correction (Score:2, Funny)
Sorry, it's me (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry, it was me who cut down on the sex searches and stuff. I'm getting older, and there are more things involved in life now. I know, it's an old excuse to cut down. Wife and kidz will do that to you someday as well. I had figured there was another young rebel behind me, so make sure Libby and Jenna would still get plenty of page hits in seach engines. I thought I passed the torch to some first class deviants. Instead, you search for Biz and TV and crap. You don't deserve the internet.
Spack
Re:No, it just means (Score:5, Funny)
You're right - it's all been bookmarked
Signs of the apocalypse (Score:5, Funny)
Red Moon appears in the sky
Boston wins the world series
INTERNET BEING USED FOR SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE
Oh dear lord, we're all doomed!
E-Commerce? (Score:2, Funny)
Depression (Score:5, Funny)
Earth to OP, come in OP! (Score:2, Funny)
Look, man, it's over. The crazy tech boom is done. Let it go. Take some management classes or something. You keep this up and we're going to report you to Unemployed Tech Workers Anonymous and organize an intervention for you.
Don't we all... (Score:5, Funny)
"Remember when cars came out, and people would say, 'Wow, we're going for a ride today!' Now they just go for a ride." Oh yes, how could ANY of us not remember that! Hey, you guys remember the time Lothar was smashing those rocks together and invented fire. Ahh, those were the days..
Let's prove them wrong! (Score:5, Funny)
There you go:
Google search for s3x [google.com]
Google search for pr0n [google.com]
In other news, "Internet searches" for the terms in question skyrocketed through the roof today leaving the UPitt and Pennstate researchers puzzled and dismayed. It appears one of the Master's thesis was withdrawn after the event. More at 11.
Re:You Miles May Vary (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know if i'd consider a pop-up "nothing useful" when talking about porn...
Or.... (Score:5, Funny)
Less p0rn searchs? Easy... (Score:4, Funny)
Well, easy, I got a girlfiend since '98!
Futurama predicted this... (Score:2, Funny)
-Fry, A Bicyclops Built For Two
Re:No, it just means (Score:3, Funny)
This plug has nothing to do with my own involvement with the site, other than the fact that I am a very happy customer of their free porn links.
Re:You Miles May Vary (Score:3, Funny)
When I found the pictures, I was pretty disappointed...but I probably still jerked off at least once. Boobs are good, almost no matter what.
Re:No, it just means (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Green Tennis Shoes Principle (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sorry, it's me (Score:5, Funny)
Worth getting married just for extra porn. Why didn't anyone tell me?
Re:Lazyness (Score:3, Funny)
the idea of "keywords" and that putting in more keywords only narrows the results without using any operators (AND, OR)
Oh, how I pine for AltaVista in 1997...or was it HotBot?