Getting Your Boss To Buy Lava Lamps 249
jarich writes "Mike Clark's blog provides directions and code on how to wire up lava lamps to your build system. When a compile or test fails, the red lava lamp gets switched on... The delay in the lamp heating up gives you a few minutes to fix things before it becomes obvious to co-workers that you broke the build. His example uses CruiseControl but you could easily modify it. Very cool stuff and inexpensive to setup."
Yeah Sure... (Score:5, Funny)
I'll ask my boss when he gets back from playing golf with the VC group.
Apple Cube solution (Score:5, Funny)
/.'ed (Score:5, Funny)
Workaround... (Score:3, Funny)
A Better Mod? (Score:2, Funny)
Really bad coders would get lauched like a rail gun 'bullet'.
Instead of Lava Lamps... (Score:4, Funny)
I think we should have an air raid siren hooked up to it. Not only would it alert you to a problem, it would also scare the crap out of everyone and wake them up for a nice productive afternoon.
It's either that or electrodes into your chair.
Very Cool, Cat (Score:2, Funny)
Room 101 (Score:5, Funny)
Conficting reports (Score:3, Funny)
conflicting reports are rising from the break room.
better idea (Score:4, Funny)
Coffee maker (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot effect.... (Score:3, Funny)
firewall mod? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A Better Mod? (Score:5, Funny)
Cause of death: missing }
Re:cool, but... (Score:4, Funny)
It'll go nicely with my nerf guns, huge pile of empty soda cans and my blacklight-lit office!
Er, wait, I don't live in the college dorms anymore. Nevermind.
Re:/.'ed (Score:5, Funny)
Off = No Bugs /.
Yellow Lamp = Warnings
Red Lamp = Broken Code
Exploding Lamp = Got linked off of
Seems counterproductive (Score:5, Funny)
Low Tech Works (Score:5, Funny)
We tried a white board, we tried a sign in/out sheet, it got so bad that we held a meeting and the manager decided we would use the ownership of a certain file to show who was allowed to control the tape drive.
The same manager broke his own rule immediately after the meeting.
My solution was the one that worked.
We used a really cheesy Mardi Gras necklace. Who ever had the necklace in their possession was allowed to access the tape drive. We never had a problem after that.
If you left the necklace on your desk it was perfectly okay for someone else to steal it. If you wore the cheesy thing around your neck, everyone knew you were using the tape drive.
Sometime low tech is easier, more reliable and best of all, funnier.
I live the greatest adventure anyone could wish for. - Tosk the Hunted
More practical (Score:3, Funny)
Virtual lava-lamps. (Score:4, Funny)
If the keyboard or other input device isn't used within five minutes, a lava-lamp appears on screen.
That way, we can tell if someone hasn't been working within the past five minutes.
Personally, I prefer the futuristic virtual Lava Lamp office, where you're cubicle rises and falls according to how productive you have been.
He should have made one for webservers (Score:4, Funny)
His datacenter would be groovy right now.
Re:Low Tech Works (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Yeah Sure... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Low Tech Works (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Room 101 (Score:1, Funny)
Re:cool, but... (Score:4, Funny)
Lava lamps are supposed to be soothing man. (Score:5, Funny)
Break time (Score:2, Funny)
Re:cool, but... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Instead of Lava Lamps... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Workaround... (Score:1, Funny)
10 cut cord
20 attach hot wire to the left testical of the hot head who put these in the office.
30 write bad code
40 compile
50 GOTO a new job
But will it light the bong for me? (Score:4, Funny)
This would be more useful, if it lit up a bowl at 4:20 if the green lamp was going.
Hmmm... All I need is an automated valve and a mini blowtorch...
W.E.P.Re:0mg j00 m4d3 t3h M1cr0$0ft j0k3!!! (Score:1, Funny)
Who's There?
Microsoft.
Microsoft who?
Microsoft sucks.
Re:Apple Cube solution (Score:4, Funny)
Wow ... the iLamp ;).
Re:nice, but (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Instead of Lava Lamps... (Score:3, Funny)
It's better the other way ;) (Score:3, Funny)
Improved terror threat level (Score:1, Funny)
I think that the public might be more receptive to a terror threat level from a lava lamp- be on the alert for suspicious activities but, hey man, don't get stressed out about it....
Well... you can always... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Room 101 (Score:5, Funny)
Better make sure you specify wild rats. If they were fancy rats, they'd probably just lick your nose or snuffle in your ear or something. Then you might want to break the build on purpose just for giggles.
--Rob
Re:Room 101 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Disco? (Score:2, Funny)
Why? Didn't you get the memo? Disco Stu doesn't advertise...
Reminds me of Dilbert's "lost token" (Score:4, Funny)
> allowed to access the tape drive.
Reminds me of an old Dilbert cartoon:
Dilbert: (holding a cable) we have a token ring network.
Boss: So why is it not working?
Dilbert: the token fell out. It must be somewhere in this room...
Boss: (gets on his knees to search)
Re:Yeah Sure... (Score:4, Funny)
Hooking a computer up to a lava lamp is neat (however not as cool as the Ambient Orb [ambientdevices.com]), but treating programmers like Pavlovian dogs is ridiculous.
Re:Yeah Sure... (Score:5, Funny)
My boss had a thing with people not answering the phone, so the phone light moved from being a modified desk lamp, to being a strobe light, to being two strobe lights, to being two strobe lights and a red rotating police light.
All this being said, and since I know for a fact its a pretty easy electrical hack, why stop with a silly lava lamp? If my old General Manager was in IT these days, a failed build would result in a temporarily blind and deaf dev team, and an office space that would occasionally have the lighting and decible range of a metal concert.
Re:Apple Cube solution (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one, hail our new lava-lamp overlords.
Only if we do it Enterprise style! (Score:1, Funny)
The build officer will sit behind him at the "Build Station" inspecting CVS commits through a binocular microscope feed.
Ensign, set course for compliance and engage at gcc factor -O3!
And we must not forget this last one. Attractive young females wearing short skirts will deliver messages and coffee to the bridge, and generally stand around looking hot.
Note to self: corporate work sucks donkey balls.