The Search Engine Belt Buckle 244
ptorrone writes "Engadget shows how they made "The Search Engine Belt Buckle" a PDA-based device which shows 24 hours of all the bizarre and banal things people are looking for on the web. Art project or pointless hack? That's for you to decide, people are searching for some pretty freaky stuff out there, so why not put in a belt buckle and get on the scene like a sex machine?"
Sure, I'll bite... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, it looks cool all right. I want people to stop me on the street and ask about it.
"Excuse me, sir, but why does your belt say 'night diaper bondage'?"
Maybe we can have an award (Score:1, Funny)
what if it gets hacked? (Score:0, Funny)
chic magnet (Score:5, Funny)
"hey baby, check out my new search engine belt buckle"
night diaper bondage (Score:4, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Maybe we can have an award (Score:5, Funny)
I for one will probably be having nightmares tonight...
38,600 matches (Score:5, Funny)
Okay that's it, we're all going straight to hell.
Say... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Maybe we can have an award (Score:5, Funny)
Enough to ensure it'll make the list.
Everyone knows (Score:5, Funny)
the real reason (Score:5, Funny)
NES Buckles (Score:3, Funny)
It's almost as cool as The Legendary Nintendo NES Controller Belt Buckle [nesbuckle.com].
The long rumored, much talked about, infamous Nintendo NES Controller Belt Buckle. This belt buckle, once brushed off as merely a myth in the gaming world, is now available to grace your pants.
Rhyming Fools (Score:3, Funny)
Re:the real reason (Score:1, Funny)
"I guess if you have no other reason to get women to stare at you crotch, this will work."
Cool, then they won't notice you checking out their boobs.
I'm lost for words... (Score:5, Funny)
Fine, they're thinking "outside the box" but all they've done is duct tape a pda to a belt. Scroll some video across it and all of a sudden it's a "hack"?
I should submit a story about the day I broke the power button on my PC and replaced it, that was a hella wicked hack!
Art project or pointless hack? (Score:5, Funny)
Art project or pointless hack?
There's a difference?
Re:Maybe we can have an award (Score:4, Funny)
Whooooooa buddy were those the wrong search terms. I consider myself pretty jaded to the internet, but even I was shocked at the stuff that turns up. Erotic fiction about catheters? Even a quite illegal gay kiddie porn site from a guy who enjoys catheterizing and diapering preteens who are handcuffed in his basement.
I think your contest should be for "most screwed up query with innocent intentions". And must contain only true stories. Should be interesting...
Multipurpose device (Score:5, Funny)
-B
Re:Don't say you weren't warned (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Video clips?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Whoa, I just had a vision of some dude scrolling through text near his crotch in WordPad by hand with his stylus, standing in a club... and I really didn't like.
Bat Search Belt (Score:5, Funny)
Robin: Wha?
Batman: Never mind.
Re:Sure, I'll bite... (Score:5, Funny)
Anser back: "Why doesn't yours?". Hell, based on the size of this thing I think they're targeting Texas geeks.
Re:Maybe we can have an award (Score:5, Funny)
"furry androgyne ferret bestiality pyromaniac necrophilia kiddie elephantitis nasal sex pics"
Now THAT's deviant. DO I WIN!? (and if so) WHAT DO I WIN!?
A restraining order? Wow, thanks...
Re:Art project or pointless hack? (Score:4, Funny)
There's a difference?
Yes. "Art project" gets a better price tag. "Pointless hack" just gets it on Slashdot.
Re:Rhyming Fools (Score:1, Funny)
"And yes, I know what all of those things are."
What is "drawn and quartered"? You mean like this [wdfi.org]?
I'm being watched (Score:3, Funny)
"leaving the scene of an accident"
"night diaper bondage"
"food"
"used juicer"
"catfighting lesbians"
"disorder cutting self injury"
It may only be a coincidence but I think someone's been watching what I google. Oh wait, they have "food" listed. Phew I was scared for a minute there.
The single best search query I've ever seen (Score:4, Funny)
"i want a free and easy fucking simple image viewing program god"
Intersting result ... (Score:4, Funny)
I've seen at least ten searches entitled "die slashdotters"
Re:38,600 matches (Score:4, Funny)
I see you haven't played Doom 3 yet. ^_^
My new life goal.. (Score:5, Funny)
You know a search query site has been on Slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
Who's this gonna attract? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Maybe we can have an award (Score:1, Funny)
Top growing searches:
- Vampire shemale beastiality bondage
- Night diaper Bondage
Finally, a way to slashdot google!
raay, Taxiderminecrobestixenopaedophilia! (Score:3, Funny)
As an added bonus you can sing it to the tune of Supercalifragilistic etc.
Not that I'd go so far as to recommend doing so. (or imagining Julie Andrews doing so)
die slashdotters. (Score:1, Funny)
Ok, who is the guy that keeps searching for "die slashdotters"?
Re:Did anyone notice... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:chic magnet (Score:5, Funny)
I'm outta here..
The 70s called and want their belt buckle back... (Score:2, Funny)
subscription sales (Score:3, Funny)
"Hi I'd like to have a subscription on the search queries made by Bill Gates on google.."
"Ohh good choice Sir, this one is most popular, please hold
Re:I see the attraction (Score:2, Funny)
# multiple perssonality disoder
# multiple personality disorder
So one of them can spell and one can't?