NYT Discovers Internet's Wild Side: IRC 627
maztec writes "The New York Times (free soul-sucking registration required) published an article today entitled The Internet's Wilder Side. Apparently, according to the article, 'the Internet has come to resemble a pleasant, well-policed suburb , [but] a little-known neighborhood known as Internet Relay Chat remains the Wild West.' In essence the article concerns itself with how IRC is the breeding ground of all the Internet's Evils, from animal pornography and illegal file sharing to virus making and computer cracking, it all starts here. I'd continue pointing out interesting quotes, but that'd be a waste. Go read it yourself. And if you're on IRC, remember, you're evil. Even if you're one of those do-gooders who uses Mozilla, LFS, or FreeNode servers for software development."
God forbid (Score:5, Funny)
Such a discovery! (Score:5, Funny)
How many years has IRC been running? (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks for the heads up... (Score:5, Funny)
Thank god... (Score:4, Funny)
Well policed suburbs? (Score:5, Funny)
Darn! Now average joe will use it and ruin it (Score:5, Funny)
/list (Score:5, Funny)
It was in 1996 that I developed my eye twitch. That was just after having read
If they think IRC is bad (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one... (Score:2, Funny)
But truly, you want to know something that is the epitome of evil, that represents fire and brimstone, and a general sense of Rotting.... Netsplits!
Oh the Horror!
In Other News... (Score:2, Funny)
they just discovered it? (Score:2, Funny)
Just saw a discussion in #hackers... (Score:5, Funny)
<creat1ve> What?
<creat1ve> Damn.. they suck!!
<creative> hack-bot, DDOS nytimes.com
<hack-bot> Initializing DDOS
<l1ght> Haha, nytimes.com down
Animal Porno? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Such a discovery! (Score:5, Funny)
Wait'll they discover that IRC is twelve years old! I think that the protocol is older than most of the people that use it, at least on a mental level.
Lol (Score:-1, Funny)
Ahhh, I remember being a lad, hacking IRC chatrooms. Nothing like finding some chat room dedicated to evil wankers, escalating yourself to moderator, and booting everyone.
Simple pleasures.
How about the Post? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Such a discovery! (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, that document started saying something like "go to your local grocery store and buy 3 kg of U-235" :)
Bwhahahahaha (Score:3, Funny)
rofl,im1337h4xx0r!iwill0wnj00rb0x0r!
Re:seems odd (Score:5, Funny)
Re:why is it always me that does this? (Score:1, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How many years has IRC been running? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:IRC isn't the cause... (Score:5, Funny)
Yet that pirated copy of Microsoft Office or Norton Utilities that turns up on a home-burned CD-ROM may well have originated on I.R.C.
Pirated software can originate from IRC itself (not the clients or the servers)
The whole idea behind I.R.C. is freedom of speech. There is really no structure on the Internet for policing I.R.C., and there are intentionally no rules. Obviously you're not allowed to hack the Pentagon, but there are no rules like 'You can't say this' or 'You can't do that.'
You can hack the pentagon from IRC, you just arent supposed to.
Re:Well, of course it's wild. (Score:3, Funny)
errm....because we're all dying to know.
Re:Just saw a discussion in #hackers... (Score:5, Funny)
What about Yahoo! Chat? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:God forbid (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lol (Score:5, Funny)
its called #channels and operators.
n00b
Re:God forbid (Score:5, Funny)
Two Comments (Score:4, Funny)
>And if you're on IRC, remember, you're evil.
First, that's Doctor Evil to you.Second, one wonders what sort of fit the NYT would have if someone ever tells them about Usenet.
One of my old sigs was... (Score:3, Funny)
Wait till they find all the pr0n (Score:5, Funny)
Need proof? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Such a discovery! (Score:2, Funny)
Ban the commie-cracker-pornloving Finland!
Re:Just saw a discussion in #hackers... (Score:5, Funny)
\/\/h@+?
d@MN.. +h3y $ux0r!!
h@x0r-b0+, dd0$ ny+iM3$.c0M
iNi+i@1iziNg dd0$
h@h@, ny+iM3$.c0M d0\/\/N
Re:How many years has IRC been running? (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, Gopher is great for looking back at what the internet looked like 8 years ago, when the last update was made to a Gopher site.
Re:God forbid (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thanks for the heads up... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:why is it always me that does this? (Score:3, Funny)
oh yeah [zoy.org] (beware, goatse ahead =)
Re:God forbid (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Lol (Score:2, Funny)
Re:If they think IRC is bad (Score:3, Funny)
Rules (Score:2, Funny)
The first rule of USENET: DON'T talk about USENET!
The second rule of USENET: DON'T talk about USENET!
heh (Score:3, Funny)
Where did they dig up that old FOSSIL?!?!?!?!?!? (Score:2, Funny)
Where did you dig up that old FOSSIL?!?!?!?!?!?!
Where in the galaxy, (far, far away obiously) did this writer come up with this information? The WEB a "Plesent and well policed suburb"?!@?!?!?!?!? Has this SETH SCHIESEL even been on the internet? What about popups? What about Adware? What about that damn "comet cursor"
Where the heck has this SETH SCHIESEL been?
I can see it now... An Interview with SETH SCHIESEL by Xystren
Xystren : "We would like to welcome SS, foremost NY Times expert on the internet. Welcome SS"
ss : "Thank you, it's a pleasure being here, and more importantly, to provide information about the internet. There are many bad areas in the internet, just like there are bad neighbourhoods in larger citys"
Xystren : "Oh? Is that so? You sound surprised that the internet can be a dangerous place?"
ss : "Well of course, it's not like a policed suburb, we are talking a bad, industral area type thing, you know, where gangs, drugs, and the underground types hang out, ready to mug or hijack you at the earliest opportunity"
Xystren : "Where exactly have you been going to find these nice "suburbs" as you have put it.
ss : "Well, at my work computer (I don't have the internet at home, you see), I go on the internet and search for things. It's really quite a wonderfull tool to tell the truth. All the NY times stories and such. It's really a wonderfull and safe and informative place."
Xystren : "so your saying that you've only gone onto the internet, via the NY Times article search?"
ss : "Exactly!"
Xystren : [trying to contain laughter] "Are you aware that would be condsidered an "inTRAnet" and not the "inTERnet??"
ss : "Uhh, well, they sound the same, aren't they the same thing?"
Xystren : No, they aren't the same things. [turning head shouting] "John, I thought you screened these people, Where did you dig up that old FOSSIL?!?!?!?!?!?! SS doesn't know jack about the internet.[Sorry Xyst, we had time we needed to fill]
SS : Old Fossil? what does that mean?
Xystren : "Why don't you go look it up on google, yahoo, or lycos??"
SS : "What are those?"
Xystren : "What are those!?!?!?!???? What do you mean what are those? They are some of the Internet's most common and popular search engines! Are you even the least bit familar about the internet at all? Have you heard of popups? have you heard about malware? infact, do you even know what browser is???
ss : "Well uhhh, no...."
Xystren : "Where did you even get your information for you research??"
ss : "well, uhh, ummm..."
Xystren : "I can tell, you got it from
ss : [sheepishly replies] uhh, yeah...
Xystren : "So there you have it, another non-NERD trying to use "News for Nerd - The stuff that matters". This is the real danger of the internet people, BEWARE!
What more can I say???
ss : "I still don't get this 'old fossil'"
Xystren : "it's ok ss, your not a nerd, your not ment to get it"
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if you can't dazzel them with dexterity, baffle them with bu))$h!t
Re:Such a discovery! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Such a discovery! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh there's always one, isn't there? You had to show off that you Read TFA.
Re:God forbid (Score:2, Funny)
They started up their own ISP? Wow, that's evil tactics.
Re:Such a discovery! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Animal Porno? (Score:3, Funny)
Am I the only one here with a dirty imagination?
I just emailed the NYT (Score:3, Funny)
"You think IRC is bad? Just wait until you see what Slashdot.org is saying about you and your article!"
Next up in tomorrow's edition of the NYT, an 'in-depth' analysis of the Slashdot editorial ethics and comment threads.
In related news... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:God forbid (Score:2, Funny)
The real IRC! (Score:3, Funny)
00:57 (NeGz) god I hate media FUD like that NY Times article on IRC
00:57 (NeGz) just saw it then
00:57 (@Yavin) yer its crazy
00:58 (@Yavin) "this just in, there is a secret BBS on the intarweb!!!!"
00:58 (@Yavin) "crossing LIVE to Trishia Takinawa, with a report on the hotline protocol!"
00:59 (@Yavin) wtlw NYT!
00:59 @Yavin gets all angry
00:59 (@Devar) lol Yavin
00:59 (@Nevyn^) what _are_ you on about
00:59 (NeGz) but you read this shit and you understand why some people will never bank over the net and such
01:00 (@Yavin) this Nevyn^: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/05/06/13252
01:00 (NeGz) http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/06/technology/circ
01:00 @Yavin moderates NeGz -1, Redundant
01:00 (NeGz) sif
01:00 (NeGz) direct link to article
01:00 (NeGz) +5 Informative, every time
01:00 (@Yavin) hehe
01:01 (NeGz) rah
01:02 (NeGz) need an educational campaign
01:02 (NeGz) GAMFUD - Geeks Against Media Fear, Uncertanity and Doubt -_-
01:02 (@Yavin) or we could hire a bus, deck it out in wifi and tour the countryside. paint "The Clue Bus" on it and inform people on why tech isnt evil
01:03 (@Yavin) or we could idle on irc and bitch about stuff
01:03 (NeGz) have the headline of gamfud.org as PEBKAC
01:03 (NeGz) yeah, idling sounds good
01:03 (NeGz) also sleep
01:03 (@Yavin) give articles such as that NYT piece the bigg rubber stamp of FAILURE
01:04 (NeGz) I'm amazed that there are guys in my network security classes at Tafe that won't bank over the net
01:04 (Ultima84) I bank over the net...
01:04 (@Devar) rofl, they wont? man i fucking do everything over the net hey
01:04 (@Yavin) haha yeah
01:04 (NeGz) all you need is enough knowhow to check that you're not being phished/DNS spoofed and that the damn site's SSL cert is legit/secure
01:04 (@Devar) i even applied for an E*TRADE account on the net >_
01:05 (NeGz) I don't like shopping elsewhere -_-
01:05 (@Devar) mind you i dont have the $1000 minimum to actually OPEN it
01:05 (@Devar) but who cares
01:05 (Ultima84) I bought crap off eBay
01:05 (NeGz) I've got no car, so going places that aren't on the train line is TME
01:05 (@Devar) hehe NeGz yeah
01:06 (NeGz) should post this convo to slashdot -_-
01:06 (@Yavin) +5 insightful
01:07 (@Devar) haha NeGz go for it, edit it correctly and it'd probably be modded up since its in context LOL
01:08 (NeGz) bags the karma
Re:God forbid (Score:2, Funny)
Re:God forbid (Score:3, Funny)
The head of the BSA is F'd up (Score:1, Funny)
I direct the readers attention to the quote in the above: "If they were only associating with each other and inbreeding, maybe we could coexist alongside them."
So, people on IRC need sex0r each other, and the fedz will leave 'em alone, right?
Re:Just saw a discussion in #hackers... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:God forbid (Score:5, Funny)
Quiet, man - I need my cigars!
Re:Such a discovery! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:God forbid (Score:3, Funny)
Great idea!
I'll join you there!
Re:How to do it, dammit (Score:2, Funny)
-10 marks for incomplete assumptions. I think you mean "assume a spherical cow in a vacuum".
Re:God forbid (Score:4, Funny)
[snip]
The police who arrive at the office/your house/whatever know what computers look like, and might have one 'expert' with them, but they will never just take copies of your data, they will take whole machines, even whole networks.
Hmmmm...
If a computer has had kiddy porn on it, they typically destroy the computer.
So, the key is to get a bunch of old, empty 486 boxen for a font job and build your cases out of non-computer like stuff. Funiture. Lamps. Microwaves.
Cops come in a size everything 'computer like' while you hide the power cord running into your wi-fi enabled lay-z-boy.
I guess Extreme Case modding can pay off.