Microsoft's Janus DRM Software Officially Unveiled 570
hype7 writes "News.com.com is reporting the official unveiling of Microsoft's new DRM system, internally dubbed 'Janus'. Interestingly enough, a wide variety of companies including AOL, Dell, Disney, Napster and Freescale, a subsidiary of Motorola, have all signed on to the technology. Whilst some content providers and producers are keen, it remains to be seen what consumers will think - 'the new digital rights management tools include features that would protect content that is streamed around a home network, or even block data pathways potentially deemed 'unsafe,' such as the traditional analog outputs on a high-definition TV set. That's a feature that has been sought by movie studios in advance of the move to digital television.' I love the quotes from the MS rep - 'This release of technology really enables all kinds of new scenarios that are emerging now,' said Jason Reindorp, a group manager in Microsoft's Windows digital media unit. 'We're taking quite a holistic view.' It's good to see Microsoft taking a holistic view of preventing the consumer doing what they want with their paid for content, and protecting us from unsafe data pathways."
Re:Janus (Score:4, Funny)
DVD Jon... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm already a step ahead in the DRM realm. (Score:5, Funny)
For a large fee, I'll cut the optic nerves in all of their customers, thereby preventing any unauthorized duplication or descriptions thereof.
Discussion Rules (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft DRM is evil and repressive and will smother your ability to use your computer.
Anyone violating these rules will be moderated accordingly.
Unsafe data pathways... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Greed is one of the 'seven deadly sins' (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Full Text of Article (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe the linefeeds are part of the DRM beta test. If Slashdot doesn't qualify as an "unsafe data channel", I don't know what does.
So... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:5, Funny)
jANUS, the Java Pain in the Ass....
Janus and James Bond (Score:4, Funny)
And speeking of dismal wordplay... (Score:5, Funny)
I think I'll go play some morally questionable auditory material over an unsafe data pathway right now.
Okay, I'm scared. (Score:3, Funny)
Is this a threat, Bill?
Thank you Bill (Score:5, Funny)
"or even block data pathways potentially deemed 'unsafe,' such as the traditional analog outputs on a high-definition TV set"
I assume that refers to the very dangerously analog visual display. Ohhh and be sure to make sure such dangerously analog outputs as speakers are disabled as well.
Next slashdot story... (Score:5, Funny)
And the next
Re:the end of computing as we know it is coming... (Score:2, Funny)
unsafe data pathways (Score:3, Funny)
It plugs that 'analog hole' by analyzing everything you hear and blocking it out if you dont have a license.
I wonder if some day in the future
Re:the end of computing as we know it is coming... (Score:3, Funny)
exactly, and it's MS who don't have the choice.
imagine instantly splitting the internet into 2: those using Windows, and those not using Windows. do you really think that those not using Windows will change, cos I think 99% of all changes would be to the non-Windows internet.
individuals who want to surf and do email would change to linux, but you won't get businesses, academics etc. to change to windows.
Re:the end of computing as we know it is coming... (Score:5, Funny)
Is it cracked yet?
"Mandated possibility"?? (Score:5, Funny)
What the *#%$ is a "mandated possibility"?
Re:the end of computing as we know it is coming... (Score:4, Funny)
oopps... too late.
--Mike--
Re:Janus (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think Gates have a god, in most cases it seems like he thinks he is God.
Re:Janus (Score:3, Funny)
I just thought that if a Java version came out, it would be "J Anus" for a naming scheme...
Boy wouldn't that be true to form...
The truth about the name... (Score:3, Funny)
"Janus" is really a Swing-compatible version of Microsoft's "anus" class. Janus is a producer class for all other kinds of Microsoft content.
Sorry. Too much Java lately.
Re:I wonder if Microsoft licensed the name Janus? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can't stop copying... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How to legally copy any music, regardless of DR (Score:3, Funny)
Sooner or later they will require you to listen to it through headphones where the signal is transmitted digitally and the headphones decrypt it internally. Sure, you can still head the signal off right before the speaker, but it makes it much harder.
And then after that, they just need to make versions where the digital signal goes all the way into your skull and hooks up directly into the brain. It will be much harder to head that off at the pass, but I'm sure it will still be possible.
In any case audio is the simple case. It's video I'm worried about because you can't just point a camera at the screen and record what it sees, expecting to get decent quality.
Re:What a comical spin by the marketing department (Score:3, Funny)
Re:the end of computing as we know it is coming... (Score:3, Funny)
Just a nitpick.