The Blues for LEDs 475
Corey Burger writes "Seems somebody rolled out of bed on the wrong side today. The Globe and Mail's Ian Johnson delivers up a rant about the ubiquity of the new blue LEDs."
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Fat cat (Score:3, Funny)
Well... blue LEDs are okay... (Score:2, Funny)
Best X-Box mod ever... (Score:2, Funny)
Has to be said (Score:1, Funny)
or
Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
or
1. blue LEDS
2. ???
4. profit!
He hasn't seen (Score:2, Funny)
I concur. Same problem with the sky (Score:5, Funny)
It really pisses me off.
The Blue sky has a piercing clarity that draws the eye immediately, and which can mesmerize. And at night, the stars shimmer, they twinkle, and they can be incredibly intense for such tiny points of light -- they're really quite beautiful. The problem is they're suddenly everywhere.
Sorry...I must've rolled out of bed the wrong side too.
Re:Why (Score:5, Funny)
Part 1 - dimming.
1. Go to the hardware shop and pick up some masking tape.
2. Cut a piece sufficiently large to cover the offending LED
3. Place the tape over the LED
4. Repeat from step 2 until the LED is sufficiently dim.
Part 2 - Blocking
1. Go to the hardware shop and pick up a nice hammer drill and a drill bit of similar diameter as the LED
2. Turn the device with the LED off.
3. Drill the shit out of the LED*
*Or, drill the shit out of your eyes. Therefore, removing the need to block any other blue LEDS that you may have on your "look at me I am a techy" gadgets.
Re:Fat cat (Score:5, Funny)
I wholeheartedly agree (Score:5, Funny)
And I'm regretting giving the cleaning staff new blue-LED-equipped brooms last week. Those hundreds of dancing broom-handles put me in such a dreadful mood. How can I concentrate on exploiting those massively regressive tax-cuts when all those lights keep dancing in my brain?
Indeed.
good to see /. delivering well targetted ads... (Score:3, Funny)
Blue light... so shiny... (Score:5, Funny)
So shiny... Happy happy happy... Must drool and watch... can't resist...
I'm still waiting for the Octalus-like [dvdcheck.de] big mouth with needle-sharp fangs coming out of the cabinet snatching for my head
Yalla.
This line got me... (Score:4, Funny)
The article was worth it because this line reminded me of Homer's Everything's OK Alarm:
BEEEEEEEP, BEEEEEEP, IT WILL KEEP GOING, BEEEEEEP, BEEEEEEEP, EVERY 5 SECONDS, BEEEEEEEP, BEEEEEEEP, UNLESS EVERYTHING'S NOT OK, BEEEEEEEP.
Now I'm going to spend all day searching through Simpsons tapes trying to find that episode.
At any rate, hasn't this guy heard of duct tape?
Re:I'm with him (Score:4, Funny)
Now that the damn things are all the rage the only game I ever get to play is Disk Activity 3: Arena
Re:the LEDs are ok... (Score:5, Funny)
I have a hammer that disagrees with that statement.
Re:Shuttle SB75G2 (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I'm with him (Score:3, Funny)
Re:They're so cool. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I wholeheartedly agree (Score:4, Funny)
3 years ago, it was the opposite.. (Score:2, Funny)
Why the hell do humans always take a good things way to damned far? Huh?!
Soda pop, sex, religion, blue leds, and on and on..
Re:Well... blue LEDs are okay... (Score:2, Funny)
Actually when I'm sitting next to our beowulf cluster I can see sixteen blue leds on the raid box connected to our fileserver running Linux. And can you imagine how distracting that can be? But hey, it looks cool.
Re:What a wiener. (Score:2, Funny)
"When you really don't feel like starting the week, does anyone ever say, "sounds like a case of the mondays"?"
"Naw man, shit, naw i believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin somethin like that..."
Re:Why (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, most of this time this isn't a problem, but have you see how small some of those LEDs are these days? Most people are inexperianced with their iron and are not willing to drop molten metal inside of their several thousand dollar home theature equipment.
Re:Well... blue LEDs are okay... (Score:3, Funny)
Technically, Yes...or is it the other way around? [pogolinux.com]
I've got one of pogolinux's Storageware devices, running RH AS3 (versus the RH9 it came "with"...got the disks 3 days after the device. No matter, now).
Anyway, this thing has 32 of those *BRIGHT* blue led's...16 are constatntly lit when the drives are powered, and the other 16 during access. With the drives all in raid 5, you can imagine the flashing.
Also imagine the noise of 4 (guess on my part so far) 5K to 7.2Krpm fans going off. Yikes.
The only other colors are a green led for network access, and IIRC amber for power.
What still amuses me about this box is that the power and reset buttons are the size of #2 pencil leads. I suppose it reduces accidental resets/power offs, but the buttons being smaller then all the led's is quite funny/amusing.
Re:Why (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks, now I'm depressed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why (Score:5, Funny)
7. Profit!
Silly Blue LEDs on Rusted Out Honda Accords (Score:5, Funny)
If he doesn't like blue LEDs, then he didn't really need to buy a new monitor, handheld scanner, webcam, USB hub, Bluetooth access point, WiFi adapter, desktop volume control for his speakers, external hard drive, video editing peripheral, keyboard, home theatre, wireless music gateway, USB keychain drive, and portable MP3 player, all apparently in the "recent months".
Ignoring the quantity of his purchases, it *is* really annoying that so many different devices, presumably from different manufacturers, would all be so-festooned.
But what really irks me is the idiots who put blue lights all over their cars - usually silly little Honda cars with 3" diameter coffee can exhaust tips (despite the 1" diameter pipe coming from the puny little 1.6L engine).
Blue side markers, taillights, parking lights? Non-conformant with SAE (Society of Automotive Engineers [sae.org], look closely at your taillight lenses) standardized coloring and therefore dangerous. Illegal. Police should be cracking down on these the way they used to crack down on 50's hot-rodders who were putting the blue dots into their red taillights.
LEDs (especially blue) on calipers, brake rotors, rims, windshield washer nozzles - what are you, stupid? It might have looked a little neat the first time someone did it, but now it's every home-boy who doesn't know how to put on a baseball cap who is doing it. Why would you spend your money being a brainless clone, when instead you could save it to put a real motor into your Civic? (Now, if you've got a Civic with a 4-bolt mains Chevy 350 under the hood, *then* I'll be impressed - takes a little more skill to do that than to put silly lights on the car.)
Re:Why (Score:4, Funny)
Ah, yes, the old "all diodes are light emitting . . . once" rule of electronics.
Solution (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fat cat (Score:1, Funny)
Then again, what can't be fixed with all-powerful duct/gaffer/electrical tape?
Re:the LEDs are ok... (Score:3, Funny)
Blue LED almost blinded me :P (Score:3, Funny)
Now I like it, because even when I turn the lights off the blue glow of the subwoofer is good reading light.