New Documents Shed Light on Microsoft's Tactics 614
Tigen writes "As the NY Times reports, even as MS prepares to face penalties from the European Union, testimony during the second week of trial in the consumer class-action lawsuit in Minnesota has revealed some embarrassing internal documents from Microsoft which were not disclosed in the 1997 federal antitrust lawsuit. Items include a 1990 letter from Bill Gates to Andy Grove, and Microsoft's illegal tactics against the Go Corporation, a Silicon Valley startup."
What's this? (Score:4, Funny)
OK it's so, let the "Exchange server ate my email" excuse begin!
Sounds like a Movie Script (Score:2, Funny)
MS word.doc (Score:3, Funny)
A simple solution (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Andy Grove intimidation? (Score:2, Funny)
Of course, that's just what I heard.
Re:What's this? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A simple solution (Score:2, Funny)
Can't wait for it to happen
Re:Article (Score:5, Funny)
Whenever you append "&partner=google" to the end of a NYTimes URL, you're in sans registration.
Well, whenever you append "&partner=[Anything]" you are in ...
Try http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/24/technology/24sof t.html?ex=1080709200&en=81be83eda9c09dad&ei=5062&p artner=AlQaida [nytimes.com]
Re:What's this? (Score:5, Funny)
Recently overheard somewhere at One Microsoft Way:
What's this: "New Documents Shed Light on Microsoft's Tactics" ?!
I thought I told you guys to SHRED those documents, nod SHED them!
Re:A simple solution (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Article (Score:5, Funny)
But what if San wants to use his registration when we already are? Then what will he do?!
Re:Andy Grove intimidation? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Great Friend... (Score:5, Funny)
I suppose I COULD give them outright bogus advice... "Try deleting some of your registry keys. Too many of those can cause problems like that." But then, that wouldn't be very nice would it? On the other hand, once their system was totally toast maybe they'd be more inclined to give a true manly operating system a try.
"Dat girly-man operating system should be a ting of de past" - Ahnuld
Not relevant... (Score:5, Funny)
A Microsoft spokeswoman said that many of these newly disclosed documents were not relevant to the trial, which focuses on Microsoft pricing actions.
Oh, of course, sorry. Yes, these documents aren't relevant for the current trial, so we should just ignore them completely and pretend they don't exist.
"These are not the documents you are looking for..."
Jedidiah.
Re:The Microsoft Damage. (Score:3, Funny)
Yes. I had to suffer my sister lecuring me about how clever Microsoft was to "invent" Windows and the web (Internet Explorer == web), and she rolled her eyes in disbelief when I tried to explain to her that they didn't actually invent them.
Embarassing Public Document... (Score:2, Funny)
HAHAHA (Score:4, Funny)
if($partner) $access = 1;
switch($partner){
case 'google':
$access = 1;
break;
case 'slashdot':
$access = 1;
break;
default:
$access = 0;
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}
Re:Article (Score:4, Funny)
I'm being a good PATRIOT, see? See?
Re:Andy Grove intimidation? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A simple solution (Score:3, Funny)
But then someone might video it! Of course if they switched the lights off then you could still video it with an IR camera.
So I really think that Microsoft executives should conduct their business in mime, with the lights off, wrapped in tin foil.
Re:Sounds like a Movie Script (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The Microsoft Damage. (Score:3, Funny)
And flying cars. Don't forget the flying cars.
Re:Article (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What's this? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Microsoft Damage. (Score:2, Funny)
That's just _so_ right. And it works the other way around, too. Imagine how astonished I was when I figured how many people WHO STUDY CS not only use Windows, but INSIST ON IT. It was simply shocking. I'm happy I don't have to work with them. Oh, and they accuse me of being a Linux zealot.
Re:Article (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sounds like a Movie Script (Score:1, Funny)
if so, i already suffered through that with my little sister. PLEASE let it not happen again.
Thanks, Microsoft (Score:4, Funny)
During a few months you couldn't open a computer magazine without Go Corp being hyped in every article.
Every article during that time had Go Corp hyped in every paragraph.
I got so fed up of reading about Go Corp in every paragraph in every article in every computer magazine that I cancelled a few subscriptions.
Then good enough access to the internet came along, and I didn't need those subscriptions anymore, and Go Corp was but a vague memory.
Can we stop bringing up daemons from the past, and leave Go Corp for once and for all behind us ?
Re:Great Friend... (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe in the circles he runs in, that is tactful :)
Re:Psion Lives on in Symbian (Score:4, Funny)
Except with the words "handwriting" and "exemplary" :-)
Who's on First? (Score:2, Funny)
Bill: Go stop Go
Lackie: What?
Bill: Stop the Go company
Lackie: Oh, go and stop a company, but which one?
Bill: THE Go company
Lackie: Oh! Go!
Bill: Yeah, now go!
Lackie: You mean they renamed it from something else?
Bill: No, I mean you. You go.
Lackie: Okay, I'll go and stop Go
Bill: Stop it!
Lackie: Yeah, stop Go.
Bill: No, I mean stop repeating me.
Lackie: Maybe I should go.
Bill: Okay, but don't forget to stop Go.
Lackie: Got it! I will stop It.
Bill: It's Go, not it.
Lackie: Me or the company?
Bill: Nevermind, I'll do it myself, now GET THE HELL OUT!
Re:Thats so Awesome. (Score:3, Funny)
No matter how evil or how much money.
What happened to... (Score:3, Funny)
Well, we saw how long that corporate strategy lasted...