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Groklaw Traces Contribution of ABIs back to SCO.
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Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer
Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Groklaw is biased against SCO already (Score:3, Funny)
Imagine a beowulf cluster... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Imagine a beowulf cluster... (Score:4, Funny)
Someone needs to get GrokLaw a Beowulf cluster...
some advice (Score:4, Funny)
I knew it. (Score:5, Funny)
This is going to be FUN...
SCO just wants a buyout while they sellout... (Score:1, Funny)
They know it. Simple as that.
They're just trying to step on as many toes and piss as many people off as possible to keep their stock up while execs and 'preferred' investors sell out their stock at a 'premium' price.
I'll bet somewhere in that tiny little piece of [explative] brain of Darl McBride -- he still thinks someone is going to buy up his pathetic little company.
By the time all the lies and scandles are made public via mainstream media - I suspect Darl will be sitting in a dark little room all alone contemplating suicide.
When that happens, I'll send him a copy of Linux - Linux cheers everyone up!
We love you Darl! *smooch*
*gag* *spit* *blah* *cough*
A couple of changes soon to be added to webster (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Their contribution... (Score:4, Funny)
SCO vs RIAA (Score:5, Funny)
From the Groklaw website: (Score:3, Funny)
Funny, I think even this error describes SCO in numerous, subtle, and surprisingly accurate ways.
Re:Groklaw is biased against SCO already (Score:5, Funny)
Can we trust them to be fair and unbiased in their "research"?
*boggle*
Someone on Slashdot is worried about whether Groklaw is being fair against SCO.
What next, FoxNews worried about the humane treatment of Saddam Hussein?
How to make money off of a failing company (Score:5, Funny)
Step 2: Forget you did it.
Step 3: Sue everyone else in hopes that one of the companies will decide it's cheaper to buy you then to fight.
Step 4: Watch the stock price go through the roof [yahoo.com].
Step 5: Profit!
Looks like at least a few figured it out [yahoo.com].
Re:FBI investigates SCO as author of MyDoom virus! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:what is so funny ? (Score:1, Funny)
Oh well, imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
Re:Their contribution... (Score:2, Funny)
Dissenting (Score:5, Funny)
The Rover's was of the opinion that the sky had a brownish tint.
Re:netcraft article (Score:3, Funny)
I liked option #5 in the article [netcraft.com] you linked to:
Solution 5: SCO Execs point www.sco.com at the loopback address 127.0.0.1, end lawsuits, dismiss lawyers, and invest remaining corporate cash reserves in call options in Dell & Microsoft stock.
Consequences: No denial of service traffic whatsoever seen on the Internet. Millions of Windows users notice that their computer is running extremely slowly. Many buy new machines, which fixes the problem. Dell & Microsoft stock rises. Everyone lives happily ever after.
:-)
Seriously, I find it interesting that more news hasn't been made of the apology buried in the MyDoom.B virus [techweb.com]: The creator of what anti-virus experts say is the fastest spreading virus ever on the Internet signed Mydoom and Mydoom.B with "andy," and left the following message in the latter version: "I'm just doing my job, nothing personal, sorry."
I really, really wonder if a programmer out there will develop a burning conscience, quit his job and leak his story to the press. Man, I'd really like to know what company was responsible for this.
Re:Their contribution... (Score:5, Funny)
You can't really expect some PGP thing to hold up in court. Your average judge or juror won't even know what PGP is.
If you can clicking 'agree' is enough to enter into a license, surely a PGP signature will do. Equate the two in court and watch MS legal's heads explode as they side with Linux against SCO :-)
Re:Future SCO's (Score:3, Funny)
Scruples?
Re:In other news... (Score:2, Funny)
Hoping and praying Darl doesn't come to his senses before he sues himself...
Blasphemy! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Groklaw is biased against SCO already (Score:2, Funny)
spin spin spin (the sco spin) (Score:2, Funny)
Great research by PJ and the gang.
I also had some free time on my hands with nothing better to do than
rewrite this song to fit the times. I also took a wee little
bit of artistic license with it (so sue me). Enjoy.
Apolgies to the Byrds, Pete Seeger
and Christians everywhere.
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Spin Spin Spin (The SCO Spin)
(sung to the tune of Turn Turn Turn by The Byrds)
Our stock price is down (Spin, Spin, Spin)
Even if there's is no reason (Spin, Spin, Spin)
And all hope's gone for profits, this quarter.
A time to buy, a time to sell
A time to deal, a time to steal
A time to evade, a time to deceive
A time to conceal, No time to reveal
We're getting bad press (Spin, Spin, Spin)
The law suit's the reason (Spin, Spin, Spin)
And all hope's gone for profits, this quarter.
A time to build up, a time to shake down
A time to rant, a time to accuse
A time to cast away truth, a time to lie altogether
Linux is kicking our butt (Spin, Spin, Spin)
Our old code is the reason (Spin, Spin, Spin)
And all hope's gone for profits, this quarter.
A time of lies, a time of proof
A time of threats, no time for regret
A time you may extort, a time to refrain from extortion
Darl's raveing again (Spin, Spin, Spin)
IBM is the reason (Spin, Spin, Spin)
And all hope's gone for profits, this quarter.
A time to gain, a time to spend
A time to lose, a time to cash in
A time to tan, a time to smoke crack
A time for peace?, Darl, I swear it's just too late
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sparkeyjames
If sense were common everyone would have it!
Re:OT: you never been to iceland? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:OT: you never been to iceland? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Dissenting (Score:3, Funny)
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Claiming rape (Score:3, Funny)
SCO's claims are more like if Paris Hilton had claimed rape after the videotape emerged.
Um, Ransom, you seemed to be enjoying yourself with Linux