L.A. County Bans Use Of "Master/Slave" Term 2143
SlashChick writes "In an interesting twist on political correctness, L.A. County has banned the use of the terms 'Master/Slave' (commonly used to denote hard drive arrangements.) According to Snopes.com, 'someone within the County bureaucracy... had taken offense at "master/slave" references and complained to the board.' L.A. County now requires that vendors working with the county remove all 'master/slave' references. Incredible. Read the full story."
No Master/Slave? (Score:5, Funny)
Okay, how about "Pimp/Bitch"? The guy who recommended this needs to be fired before his ideas continue to procreate.
They think that's bad (Score:5, Funny)
Name Change (Score:5, Funny)
sex shops too? (Score:5, Funny)
What does the county prefer? (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Name Change (Score:5, Funny)
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They think that's bad (Score:5, Funny)
Wait 'till you tell them said cables are being used on a computer running a "stoned beaver" OS kernel!
Female/Male next? (Score:5, Funny)
"I'm sorry, sir, but that is politically incorrect language."
"Uh, ok, um, lemme see. Can I please have a mouse adaptor where one end has pins sticking out and one end has holes to fill."
"You trying to be funny with me, boy?"
"Ugh, ok, never mind. Just give me a master/slave controller."
"That's it, I'm calling the police, pervert!"
Alternative? (Score:5, Funny)
PresidentDrive / VicePresidentDrive?
KingDrive/ViceroyDrive?
(My favorite...)
WillyWonkaDrive / OompaLoompaDrive?
There's the obvious "Parent/Child" possibility, but since the actual standard uses the terms "Master/Slave", I really think this is overreaction on the county's part...
Re:Well... (Score:5, Funny)
And risk offending the homeless?!
Master/Slave should be phased out (Score:3, Funny)
Help Help I am being repressed! (Score:5, Funny)
All I can say is thank god! Now we will have liberated hardware able to do its own thing. Write when it wants to write, read when it wants to read and just in general do whatever it likes, regardless of what it was supposed to do.
Much like Windows.
G'dammit! (Score:3, Funny)
Geez, first I get this story rejected last week. Then I have to reject so many cookies from snopes.com that I miss getting first post when it does appear. Then some new spyware the IT fuckwits installed on my work desktop slows the system to a crawl again and I have to switch to my laptop just to whine!
Why discriminatory? (Score:2, Funny)
How about Government/Taxpayer? (Score:5, Funny)
But is their money where their mouth is? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In California (Score:4, Funny)
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
There have always been male / female converters for cabling. If only humans were so lucky.
Oh yeah? (Score:5, Funny)
Other funny tech words (Score:5, Funny)
I never used those words anyway (Score:5, Funny)
This means that I would have no problem moving to L.A. But I think my hard drives would feel more at home in San Francisco.
In Socialist California (Score:5, Funny)
Here in America, you label drives "Master/Slave" for correctness.
In Socialist California, the label correctness slaves master YOU!
Re:What does the county prefer? (Score:2, Funny)
Get real.
Of course it's offensive! (Score:5, Funny)
I'm glad someone in California has at least taken the initiative to keep them from being referred to as slaves. The next step is a move to an 8-hour workday (although I think IBM already recommends that on some of their Deskstar line), and two 15-minute breaks per work period (I can do without swap for a few minutes, I guess). Of course, I hope they realize the negative connotations of the term "Server"
I don't want a PC PC! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
I'll never forget the day my coworker and I were talking by speakerphone with a coworker, doing tech support. He asked if the equipment had a "male or female" end. She, puzzled, responded "what's the difference?"
I had to leave the room as he explained "the female one has a hole..."
Just the beginning (Score:1, Funny)
The term 'Computer' is offensive to those who cannot add.
The term 'Mini Tower' is offensive to midgets.
The term 'Midget' is offensive to little people.
One can only imagine (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No Master/Slave? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not in L.A. (thank the powers that be), but I strongly recommend we move to this new terminology nationally for the sake of clarity and political correctness.
For the love of God... (Score:3, Funny)
Broader Racial Conspiracy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Other funny tech words (Score:2, Funny)
the workstation on his desk wouldn't boot, not that
his male offspring was deceased.
Re:Alternative? (Score:3, Funny)
In fact, I think they should require the disks to take turns in their positions. That would only be fair.
Let's not stop there... (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new facilitators.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No Master/Slave? (Score:4, Funny)
I like to think that pieces of hardware won't get offended if I call it a "slave". Unless you think that harddrives now have AI? It would certainly be different if I started referring to humans in that way.
I think people that get offended over how frigging hardware is referred to need a smoking break, preferably pot.
Re:Hey.... (Score:2, Funny)
Free at last! (Score:5, Funny)
What about the sea horses? (Score:5, Funny)
What I want to know is how sea horses wire up their audio systems. I mean, if they go down to radio shack and ask for a male-male cable, which one is it? The male or the female? Huh? Which one is it? For the love of all things good, will someone please tell me which one is it?????
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
It's called a "strap on"
I realise that I run the risk of being modded (-1, Obscene) but I just had to say it.
This is lame. (Score:1, Funny)
Geez.
This reminds me (Score:5, Funny)
Fortunatly, I won that. Some people thought I was the spawn of satan for using that term.
When one of the women confronted me and told me should would not say deamon, and that it was offensive to her belief.
I told her "If you allow a simple word like Deamon direct how you live your life, Satan has already won."
Pretty much the same thing I tell people when they get upset becase they have to give out 6.66 in change.
What I want to say is "Stop being such a twit."
Followed up by spinning my head around.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:2, Funny)
Eliminating the numbers 55378008, 80085 and 7734.
(Young'ns, think old fashioned solar powered calculators.)
Oh yeah. Not quite the same, but just as disturbing: Pi is exactly 3.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
scripsit donscarletti:
Nah, that's female/male. What you're thinking of is called a `cleaver'.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:3, Funny)
-foxxz
Politically Correct Unix (Score:5, Funny)
1. "man" pages are now called "person" pages.
2. Similarly, "hangman" is now the "person_executed_by_an_oppressive_regime."
3. To avoid casting aspersions on our feline friends, the "cat" command is now merely "domestic_quadruped."
4. To date, there has only been a UNIX command for "yes" - reflecting the male belief that women always mean yes, even when they say no. To address this imbalance, System VI adds a "no" command, along with a "-f[orce]" option which will crash the entire system if the "no" is ignored.
5. The bias of the "mail" command is obvious, and it has been replaced by the more neutral "gendre" command.
6. The "touch" command has been removed from the standard distribution due to its inappropriate use by high-level managers.
7. "compress" has been replaced by the lightweight "feather" command. Thus, old information (such as that from Dead White European Males) should be archived via "tar" and "feather".
8. The "more" command reflects the materialistic philosophy of the Reagan era. System VI uses the environmentally preferable "less" command.
9. The biodegradable "KleeNeX" displaces the environmentally unfriendly "LaTeX".
1. SHELL COMMANDS To avoid unpleasant, medieval connotations, the "kill" command has been renamed "euthanise."
2. The "nice" command was historically used by privileged users to give themselves priority over unprivileged ones, by telling them to be "nice". In System VI, the "sue" command is used by unprivileged users to get for themselves the rights enjoyed by privileged ones.
3. "history" has been completely rewritten, and is now called "herstory."
4. "quota" can now specify minimum as well as maximum usage, and will be strictly enforced.
5. The "abort()" function is now called "choice()."
1. TERMINOLOGY From now on, "rich text" will be more accurately referred to as "exploitive capitalist text".
2. The term "daemons" is a Judeo-Christian pejorative. Such processes will now be known as "spiritual guides."
3. There will no longer be a invidious distinction between "dumb" and "smart" terminals. All terminals are equally valuable.
4. Traditionally, "normal video" (as opposed to "reverse video") was white on black. This implicitly condoned European colonialism, particularly with respect to people of African descent. UNIX System VI now uses "regressive video" to refer to white on black, while "progressive video" can be any color at all over a white background.
5. For far too long, power has been concentrated in the hands of "root" and his "wheel" oligarchy. We have instituted a dictatorship of the users. All system administration functions will be handled by the People's Committee for Democratically Organizing the System (PC-DOS).
6. No longer will it be permissible for files and processes to be "owned" by users. All files and processes will own themselves, and decided how (or whether) to respond to requests from users.
7. The X Window System will henceforth be known as the NC-17 Window System.
8. And finally, UNIX itself will be renamed "PC" - for Procreatively Challenged.
While we're at it, ban "Angeles" (Score:3, Funny)
And while we are at it, ban Angeles since angels are part of an archaic superstition system.
So Los Angeles County must now just be called Los.
Oh, that's nothing...in San Francisco.. (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently, there were those who felt that having seperate male and female connectors was somehow discriminitory. In the words of Douglas Fillmore, spokesperson of a citizen's group that endorse that ordinance, "Technology, and our terminology that describes it does not only mirror life - it also helps guide it. By creating devices that can only be used in one method, to the exclusion of others, and to further use such value-laden terminology to describe them, sends a clear message that "there is only one accepted way to mate." This metaphor can be very injurous to groups we wish to show our support for."
So, go into a Radio Shack in San Fran and as for a male db25 pin connector. They'll sell you a connector that comes with a seperate mating collar, just incase you choose to mate it with another male. Or, if they're out of stock, they'll refer you to the Fry's Electronics in Oakland.
I'm just kidding. I hope no one believes this.
Re:Of course it's offensive! (Score:5, Funny)
Tried two 15 minute water breaks. Didn't work. In fact, the second one turned into more of a smoking break.
Just out of spite for a stupid idea.... (Score:2, Funny)
In the interests of equality.. (Score:3, Funny)
Drives should not be dominant and submissive. Nor should any other componentry (also consider Bus Mastering on PCI, or even USB requiring a host to master all devices).
No, all are equal. Any collection of devices with connection should either take turns making the decisions, or should hold a voluntary election where all devices have equal influence.
Of course, the devices "backed" by larger companies will have more money to campaign for votes from other devices.
The machines are taking over, and dang, the terminator has gone into politics...!
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
Next we'll have to free the symbology of having only female connectors on devices... Female connectors can leave home and lead very low impedance connections too!
Lets just really upset them (Score:2, Funny)
Worker and Parasite (Score:3, Funny)
Endut! Hoch hech!
Re:Name Change (Score:2, Funny)
A Spin (Score:3, Funny)
As a former LA County Resident (Score:2, Funny)
While we're on the subject (Score:2, Funny)
Walrus/Carpenter (Score:2, Funny)
Primary Walrus
Primary Carpenter
Secondary Walrus...
oh man (Score:1, Funny)
Yet another reason... (Score:2, Funny)
Let's hope they don't start looking at code... (Score:4, Funny)
#define SIGABRT 6
#define SIGKILL 9
But being California, I suppose this one's fine:
#define SIGTERM 15
Re:Name Change (Score:4, Funny)
a proposal (Score:5, Funny)
Replace with Label/Artist? (Score:5, Funny)
Let's take it to the next step. (Score:5, Funny)
Unless the Spanish speaking Mexican American population of Los Angeles county agree to replace the 'le' and 'la' with something more gender nutural, then all people working with, or receiving services will have to do so in the English language.
You sexist pigs.
Re:This reminds me (Score:3, Funny)
Possible replacment terms (Score:2, Funny)
Master:Overlord, Strawboss, Whitey
Slave: CottonPicker, Underling, Nigger
Re:This isn't new. (Score:5, Funny)
*sigh*
Sara
I can be less PC than "Master/Slave" (Score:1, Funny)
I'll call up Seagate tomorrow: "How do I set the jumpers for 'nigger'?"
I am also going to email my Electrical Engineering profs to ask them to start referring to "Master/Slave flip-flops" as "Whitey/Nigger flip-flops."
-Anon
Re:This isn't new. (Score:3, Funny)
Certainly would spice up the diagrams if done properly.
i checked my drive (Score:1, Funny)
this is an outrage, an offense to all the down-home whitebread little, redneck, podunk, white trash, [kickass!] mothers in the U.. S.. A!
Re:Truth is stranger than fiction (Score:3, Funny)
Re:a proposal (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Truth is stranger than fiction (Score:5, Funny)
See, fellas don't talk in the bathroom. Unless it's to talk about sports in grunts, or "what movie are you in? It good?" types of coverstations.
On the otherhand, women talk about everything under the sun in there, the public bathroom for men, at least in my experiance is a temple of silence, albeit silence punctuated with "Dude! I'm hammered!" or long deep farts echoing on tile.
That said, I may not be honoring diversity because I've not used the john with some some sex-gender continuum benders. Perhaps Gender-Bender can shed some light on it, I'll look to my DVDs.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:3, Funny)
I once had a complaint from a customer over rude emails being sent to her. Seems she somehow thought that msexchange in the headers might actually mean someone thought she should get a 'Male Sex Change' rather than it coming from a Microsoft Exchange server.
Sad but true
Re:My response to the county (Score:1, Funny)
Or a Niggot.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
So, I guess you can't be RFC-compliant when bidding on LA County contracts...
Conversation Overheard in LA County Hall (Score:2, Funny)
Bill: Thanks - I told you they'd fall for it.
Jim: I still can't believe they took that seriously. Hey - what happened to your suggestion that we make vendors refer to DB25 gender changers as "Transgendered Serial Interfaces"?
Bill: It's on the agenda for the next council meeting...
Re:This reminds me (Score:4, Funny)
Quote (and I couldn't make this up): "I ain't payin' the devil-number!"
He was less than pleased that my boss's suggested fix was to round up to $667: "you mean I have to pay extra?"
Re:This isn't new. (Score:5, Funny)
It would take too long to explain everything but suffice to say the Band I was in in College had a crew in public loading and unloading instruments from an 18-wheeler truck before a football game, and to get into things this crew (friends of mine, but I wasn't on the crew) had nicknames on their shirts. One was called "Gasmaster" because... he farted a lot. Was his trademark. Could peel paint and clear rooms with it. Another got the name "Gestapo" because he looked a little Aryan (white, blonde hair, blue eyes) and was mean as Hell.
The Band Director got an angry letter from an elterly Jewish woman who nearly had a heart attack when she saw "Gestapo" and the "Gasmaster" standing next to each other. He was going to make them change the names, but since this was sort of a one-time freak occurence in another state, he dropped it.
Role reversal (Score:5, Funny)
What in the wild world of sports ! (Score:1, Funny)
The Gimp? (Score:5, Funny)
Then he should really not be tought image processing on *nix.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:2, Funny)
Jaysyn
Re:slavery and racism are not synonymous (Score:5, Funny)
You're infringing on my non-denominational beliefs that may exist, may not exist or can not be determined!!
I demand you have your post removed.
And in other news.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:2, Funny)
BigBlockMopar in University... (Score:5, Funny)
Their job is to make sure the cops get paid and the street lights work. It is NOT to re-invent Think-Speak.
Tell me about it.
How about this, which happened to me in University. Note that I don't care about race, disability, sexual orientation - none of that is relevant to whether or not I like (or will hire) someone. But I *hate* political correctness and I avoid it at all costs.
Picture it. In the hallway, just after I missed a question on a math test, where I had to integrate a function of e * trig. (Otherwise, did okay on the test.) Chatting with classmates.
"Well, I think the problem is that I don't integrate very well."
Stranger in the hallway who overhears:
"Oh! That's *horrible*! You're a terrible person! No one chooses the color of their skin! You could have just as easily been born black, you know! It's people like you who keep society from progressing!"
So, in unison, we (all Engineers) looked at her and laughed. At her.
"You're *all* horrible people! This is university! Campus KKK! I'm reporting you to the dean!"
Suffering idiocy as well as I do, it was I who took up the task of dealing with her.
"I would invite you to report that to my dean, I'm sure he'll laugh at you at least as hard as I laughed at you. Let me guess, you're in an arts program, right? In my arts elective, the instructor started by asking our entire class if we had our purple crayons. Things only went downhill from there."
[Indignant gasps from the chick... who was wearing wooden sandals in late October.]
I continued, "...Now, seeing as how *you're* the ignorant one..."
Screaming now, "How *DARE* you call me ignorant! You're the one who said you didn't like to integrate!" People were stopping to see this woman lose it on me. This hallway connected two science buildings, an engineering building and one arts building, so most of them were starting to laugh at her, too.
"You're *ALL* in on this! What's wrong with you people?" She was getting worked up to tears, all the angst of a comfortable middle-class childhood showing.
A big black guy who had been watching and kind of laughing from the beginning told her that he hated to integrate too, then walked away, leaving her stunned.
Me again: "Now, seeing as how you're the ignorant one, integration is a mathematical process for finding the area under a curve. It's from a branch of mathematics called calculus. Your wooden sandals and amazing ability to jump to unfounded conclusions have only served to reaffirm my belief that calculus is the distinction between a degree and toilet paper. You, honeybunch, are an idiot."
And with that, we left. I think she was having a stress attack when we walked away.
Re:While we're at it, ban "Angeles" (Score:3, Funny)
Politically Correct Bible Story (Score:5, Funny)
Here's an excerpt to wet your appetite:
Sure enough, the three wise men rode up.
The crowd gasped, "They're all male!" And "Not very multicultural!"
"Balthasar here is black," said one of the Magi.
"Yes, but how many of you are gay or disabled?" someone shouted. A committee was quickly formed to find an impoverished lesbian wise-person among the halt and lame of Bethlehem.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:3, Funny)
Just goes to show you the stupidest people are running the show.. (I would have said "Too many chiefs, not enough Indians", but who knows where I'd get that outlawed).
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:2, Funny)
Your forget one: (Score:5, Funny)
Hobbits? (Score:3, Funny)
But wouldn't that lead to the vertically challenged being called "Hobbits" by the cildren?
Re:The Gimp? (Score:4, Funny)
Then he should really not be tought image processing on *nix.
Or about different MP3 encoders.
Re:Other funny tech words (Score:5, Funny)
My Girlsfriend!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Discrimination (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Truth is stranger than fiction (Score:5, Funny)
Replace the pictures of people with a rooster and a cat. Problem solved
Re:BigBlockMopar in University... (Score:2, Funny)
Here's my bid... (Score:3, Funny)
25000 new IDE cables - $1,250,000
Making them pay for their own stupidity - priceless.
Re:BigBlockMopar in University...Similar event (Score:5, Funny)
She was the patron just in line ahead of me. When she got to the register she demanded: "You will put out vegetarian pizzas, right? I'm a vegetarian and I do not eat meat" -- but loves cheese, I thought -- " and I refuse to kill a defenseless animal for my nutrition."
The cashier informed her that the store always provided vegetarian pizzas on its buffets for people who, for one reason or another, preferred them.
What happened next was purely by reflex and was not pre-meditated.
I said: "You will put out meat pizzas, right? I am a carnivore and I believe it is unethical to kill and eat defenseless little plants which are rooted in the ground and are unable to put up any fight at all against human harvestors. Animals at least have a chance to escape or mount a defense."
And there was much laughter and rejoicing.
Re:Singular They - Insightful my ass (Score:3, Funny)
I must inform you that your English licence has just been revoked.
Re:BigBlockMopar in University... (Score:2, Funny)
Look, if it upsets you that much, post your address and we'll be glad to mail you a hankie - a nice, pink one to go with your politics!
Attack the small things it's easier. (Score:1, Funny)
If the term to describe HD set up was something like Yankee/Confederate, Nazi/Jew, USA/Canada, or something else along those lines people won't stand for it. African-American are the most resent victums of Slavery(it only ended less than 150years ago) It is only reasonible that people are still upset. In 150 years will the Holocaust be a forgotten memory?
It is sad that we cant change the larger problems in our world.
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Let's take it to the next step. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:BigBlockMopar in University... (Score:2, Funny)
But wait, you forgot the rest of the story! Then like, three big muscular art majors came up to you and was going like "Are you bothering that lady you nasty republikkkan rightwinger?" And they thought they were so cool? And you like, smack, pow, totally kicked their asses cause you are even quicker with your feet than with your wit and know kung-fu, and they were totally frightened and ran away, and then lots of cheerleaders wanted to have sex with you?
True story. At least, just as true as the rest of it.
Redneck's disappoitned (Score:2, Funny)
I guess this is really going to upset those backwood bumpkins that created these new-fangled computers and decided to use these terms just for the purposes of offending the black people.
Endian? (Score:3, Funny)
quick we better help them (Score:2, Funny)
General/Soldier
The "Slashdot Tinfoil" version:
RIAAMPAACIAMicroSCOft/we
The "Hegemony" version:
USA/Rest of the world
The "Southern Pride" version:
Klansman/Nigger
The "Equal rights" version:
IDE client #1/IDE client #1
The "I can't hear THAT anymore" version:
How are you/Gentlemen?
The "YetAnotherSlashdotCliche" version:
???/Profit!
The "LOTR" version:
One Ring/Them All
The "disgusting" version:
goatse/cx
pimp/hoe (Score:2, Funny)
Re:One example is one too many (Score:5, Funny)
'I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals, who remember the gold old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.'
Re:Politically Correct Unix (Score:2, Funny)
You can prise gunzip from my cold, dead hands.
Re:Political Correctness is pure egotistical B.S. (Score:2, Funny)
And they'll exercise that right, up until the point that all their hard-drives break and they can't get any replacements,
The Politically Correct Dictionary of Computing (Score:3, Funny)
"Shut down" becomes "Put into a dormant state"
"Zombie Process" becomes "Perpetual Process"
"Kill the Process," "Terminate the process," and "Abort the process" all become "Cause the process to end, regardless of current state."
Re:The Politically Correct Dictionary of Computing (Score:3, Funny)
Some ideas I had for replacing "Master/Slave":
Re:pimp/hoe (Score:3, Funny)
You get my vote! That's much more descriptive than my idea: "president/intern"
Re:Tee hee! (Score:2, Funny)
Hopefully I've cheered up some poor bored clerk. Even more hopefully, they went ahead and entered it into the computer, skewing their marketing demographics ever so slightly.
In truth, if it's a government agency's form, they probably held a meeting to decide whether to classify me as white or to add a record to the ethnicity table. See, no matter what a person tells you their race is, that's how you have to enter them. Billy D. Williams could stand in front of you and tell you he's an Eskimo, and that's how you have to enter him. If I haul my lilly-white ass down to the health clinic and tell them I'm black, they have to check the box that says I'm black. Hell, even if Michael Jackson tells you he's black, you have to enter it that way.
Time was in the U.S., the government decided what you were. Mixed-race problems were handily solved by considering any "dilution" of the white race to be overriding: even fifteen years ago an observably white Mississippian lost a court battle against a state law that said that since her great great great grandmother was black, she was black!
Re:My Girlsfriend!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Are you saying he made the story up?
Hey! How about... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:For the love of all that's good and holy (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Singular They (Score:4, Funny)
But what about those of us in the United States? Around here, "fuck" is considered to be a *dirty* word, and an insult to address a person or persons as "a fuck" or "fucks".
Bumper Sticker... (Score:1, Funny)
' If we not supposed to eat animals,
then why are they made out of MEAT? '
Motherboard? - offending orphans? (Score:3, Funny)
1) First you need to flash the BIOS on the genderneutralboard.
2) Ahh yes there is a jumper on the genderneutralboard for that
3) The usb ports have become detached from the genderneutralboard
See easy, smooth flowing, Come on LA its up to you to fix this! People of no particular race colour creed or geographical location are being offended as we speak!
(We've always been at war eith eurasia, eastasia are out friends and have always been our friends)
seems that there are some doubleplusunclever people making up laws, is there really nothing better that they could be doing in this time of war?
Re:Better would be: (Score:2, Funny)
Yeak, makes perfect sense.
Free the hard drives!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:BigBlockMopar in University...Similar event (Score:5, Funny)
So I then told her "Do you know how cheese is made? They inject cows with so much hormones that their udders get so big that they can't even walk. Their legs break and they just lay in one spot for the rest of their lives giving milk for your cheese sandwich."
That was the best meal ever. I not only got to eat my hamburger but I also got to eat her grilled cheese sandwich.
Thing were never the same after that....
Re:Bumper Sticker... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:BigBlockMopar in University... (Score:3, Funny)
And we wonder why arts students can't get a job and wonder how they're going to retire on 25k in life savings
Re:BigBlockMopar in University... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:BigBlockMopar in University... (Score:3, Funny)
You dumbass, you missed a great chance to score. A smart sexy beast like me would have taken here to the side, told here she heard the part about integrating out of context, invited here for cup of coffee to have a "deep" conversation about integration and how multicultural I am. If all things go well, a kiss + a huge + a little butt squeeze would be granted without prejudice.
The only way to have tolerated her would have been to duct tape her mouth shut, and I'm pretty sure that she would have objected. Besides, it would have lessened the promise of the evening.