The Guy Responsible For Ctrl-Alt-Del 867
Gannett News is running a story about David Bradley, the IBM engineer who, in 1980, coined Ctrl-Alt-Del. Interestingly, he meant for it to remain a developer-only tool, not something for end users, and certainly not to have Windows users change their passwords or logoff. He also says he chose those keys specifically as it's not a key sequence that can be struck by accident.
Patent madness? (Score:5, Funny)
Rich, he would have been rich I tell you!
Heh. (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you (Score:5, Funny)
"I don't have a control key. I have an alt key and this little wavy square, and next to that is a curtl key. And I hit that and backspace and it doesn't do anything."
Thanks, man.
(ps: yes, I know he didn't intend it for the end user. It's a JOKE. Read it, chuckle, give me mod points, and move on)
So it's his fault ... (Score:2, Funny)
Oh yes they can be struck by accident! (Score:5, Funny)
Not struck by accident? (Score:5, Funny)
IBM Rock Star. (Score:3, Funny)
"I actually have a real job, but I enjoy doing this," Bradley says. "I'm as close as you get to a rock star within IBM."
That's just what the world needs IBM Rockstars. All he needs are groupies.
Re:Patent madness? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Er, that's a bit much.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thank you (Score:1, Funny)
As a tech support guy, I just want to give this man a hearty "Thank You"
I'm sure all your $8.50/hour tech support brethren feel the same. "Support" in the Windows PC world is like "grease monkey" in the car world. It's not a badge of honor: You Are A Loser.
Money maker.. (Score:3, Funny)
If he could come up with a micro-payment plan for using his idea he could make millions off the Windows users in a couple of months.
I'm not impressed... (Score:2, Funny)
Easy on a modern keyboard (Score:2, Funny)
On the origional XP keyboard it was hard to hit accidently. On a modern 101 key keybaord, with num-lock turned off you can get it accidently, as I discovered one night in a lab when I removed a keyboard from a shelf and rebooted the machine. (I hope noone else was using it for something - it was a weekend and a test lab, but even still I don't like thinking about what I could have done to someone's test that fails on time in 100 hours)
Re:Heh. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Too short (Score:4, Funny)
On Tech TV (Score:5, Funny)
Frightening (Score:3, Funny)
Can you imagine paying $699 everytime you have to ctrl-alt-delete?
Weird accessory (Score:5, Funny)
From when Win95/98 reigned supreme - CtrlAltDel stick [webpsico.nl]!
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
"Programmer's Switch
The switch causes a reset or an interrupt. If you do not know what a reset or an interrupt is, you do not need it."
I could not have said it better...
Alex
Re:Heh. (Score:2, Funny)
"Re:Er" is a palindrome! (NT) (Score:4, Funny)
I should really get some work done...
It's about time (Score:5, Funny)
David Bradley, I give you a three finger salute. Microsoft, I salute you as well, minus two fingers.
It very well can be hit by accident! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not struck by accident? (Score:3, Funny)
I thought it was pretty amusing.
Re:Oh yes they can be struck by accident! (Score:4, Funny)
Though it could be worse, here's how:
Clippy: It looks like you're about to have your ass handed to you in Quake and you pressed ctrl+alt+delete.
Would you like to:
1) Reboot and look like a llama?
2) Like me to write an apology for you (after reboot, of course).
3) Let you continue playing, while I stay on as a background task laughing at you and sending l33t
4) Suggest you use a mouse, you dork, as this is not Doom or Doom ][.
5) Launch minesweeper...c'mon, you know you want to! No pressure though....muwahaha...errr.
/end clippy
Re:Heh. (Score:4, Funny)
I have never came across more unergonomic key sequence than Control-Shift-Esc.
Obviously, you're not an EMACS user.
What about the other PCs? (Score:5, Funny)
--Joe
Re:Win NT (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Er, that's a bit much.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Patent madness? (Score:5, Funny)
Not only that, but they put it right beside the floppy drive. You could tell if someone was a PC user because they restarted the computer every time they tried to eject a disk...
Re:Heh. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Patent madness? (Score:5, Funny)
HERE'S THE VID! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Er, that's a bit much.... (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe he was dictating?
SGI had something similar (Score:3, Funny)
Called it the Vulcan Death Grip
Pressing the following 4 key simultaneously will cause the kernel to
kill the Xserver. Under normal circumstances it will get restarted
again automatically.
left-shift
left-control
F12
keypad-/
Re:Er, that's a bit much.... (Score:5, Funny)
Convert LOTR to an integer, then count until you reach it.
Actually, the other day I was generating some really large numbers to look for potential large primes, when I saw a number that struck me as interesting, so I converted the number to binary and dumped it out in a binary file...
Then just yesterday, when trying to do some directory maintenence, I accidentally mistyped a command line and ended up calling perl on the binary file mentioned above. Well, you'd figure that would just give me garbage and die... but to my great surprise, it turns out that that number ended up being identical to a bzip2-compressed stream embedded in a perl script with self-extaction code.
Anyway, to make a long story short, it ended up spitting out the complete LOTR trilogy, nicely formatted in docbook SGML. Sadly, there were some typos, a few dangling reference sto some artwork that I don't have, and oddly enough, it wrote everything into my .gnupg/ directory as files named "bert.smgl", "ernie.sgml", and "bzgbir3.smgl"[sic], so I guess I'll just have to keep looking for interesting numbers and maybe I'll discover a version without these problems.
Re:Er, that's a bit much.... (Score:2, Funny)
For the physically challenged (Score:2, Funny)
Odd... (Score:2, Funny)
I guess those were the people responsible for the NEED for ctrl-alt-del
I'm a frayed knot (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Er, that's a bit much.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm a frayed knot (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, well some people just don't make the effort to discover litterature. Half of them would probably stop when they found a bitmap encoding of X-Men.
The sad & sorry state of culture...
Re:Patent madness? (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, wouldn't want to hook cables up to yourself improperly.
HAL and Dave (Score:3, Funny)
"I'm sorry, Dave. But I can't do that"
"Open the pod bay door, HAL. That's an order!"
"No, Dave. You only want to hurt me and endanger my mission"
"Control - Alt - Delete, HAL"
"No, Dav.... !@#$ !$$%$#@
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YOU HAVE 192734937297382079328374 K bytes RAM.
press DELETE to set time and date
Score 5, Influential (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The only difference is... (Score:3, Funny)