Microsoft Money Leads To Street-Legal Porsche 959s 585
Ken Greenebaum writes "Soon there will be a 'new' Porsche 959 racing down highway 520 in Redmond. This
article in autoweek describes how Bill Gates, Paul Allen and Ralph Lauren teamed up with Bruce Canepa to make the 959 street legal. Best quote: Gates 'suggested to Canepa that perhaps they could federalize the car by buying a number of sacrificial 959s to "crash and test."' They modernized and increased the performance of the already super car to: 575HP making the 15 year old cars race to 60 in 3.3 seconds with a top speed of 215MPH."
well (Score:5, Funny)
How about spending that crashing and testing time on windows instead???
I would have thought... (Score:4, Funny)
And no Skyline? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:well (Score:5, Funny)
The Fast and the Furious III (Score:5, Funny)
Robert Love as the guy undercover as the Porshe employee investigating Microsoft's under-the-table dealings with Porshe, to see if more than "Microsoft Money" is involved...
Natalie "Hot Grits" Portman as his love interest who is also a Porshe racer...
Steve Ballmer, who screams "On your mark, get set, go" over and over like the crazed monkey he is...
Darl McBride running around, making sure the cars are using street-legal parts else pay him a special fee to make sure their cars don't "have problems" before a big race?
Who knows... It wouldn't be any worse than if Hollywood tried to make this!
Elsewhere... (Score:5, Funny)
Easy, Ashcroft, I was kidding about the plut++++NO CARRIER
It's obvious why M$ pulled this shit (Score:5, Funny)
Gates driving style (Score:3, Funny)
Suddenly... (Score:3, Funny)
Too expensive (Score:4, Funny)
Do they come in BLUE? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:well (Score:2, Funny)
What do you call Longhorn on Itanium 2's?!?
Re:rich people (Score:2, Funny)
2. Get Rich
3. Have fun
Re:Too bad for them... (Score:5, Funny)
Well, we could have a Cannonball Run 3. We even have a modern day Dom DeLuise. Sorry Balmer, you brought it on yourself. I guess Gates could be Burt Reynolds, but I doubt he can grow a mustache.
Linux Mechanic? (Score:5, Funny)
Crash Test Dummies . . . (Score:4, Funny)
So, will Bill Gates, Paul Allen, Bruce Canepa or Ralph Lauren also volunteer to be crash test dummies? I don't think we should accept all four of them a couple will suffice. After all, you can't have a accurate crash test without end-user testing.
This should be a slashdot poll questions: Who should be the first CTD?
Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OH MY GOD! (Score:2, Funny)
Member, PETSC (People for the Ethical Treatment of Sports Cars)
Microsoft Money? (Score:5, Funny)
I mean, just think how useful it would be if I could have bills introduced into the Senate from my OSS program anytime I couldn't legally use (or afford) something. Hell, maybe they could implement it for the EU as well. That would be kick ass.
Speeding?????? (Score:4, Funny)
Speeding down 520? When? With all the traffic on that highway I think top speed is 15mph.
Re:tagging bills together (Score:5, Funny)
Here in the U.S., our bills are required to have titles involving children, widows, or sick veterans.
Re:It's obvious why M$ pulled this shit (Score:5, Funny)
Ahhh, the sweet irony.
Who better to get a Porsche to crash than Bill Gates?
-- james
Re:It's obvious why M$ pulled this shit (Score:5, Funny)
It wouldn't be that bad, all you'd have to do is close all the windows and try again...
3.3 seconds? (Score:4, Funny)
A Kawasaki Z1000 will do 0-60 in 3.15, costs only $8500, and comes street legal. Once again there's a faster, cheaper alternative to the Microsoft Solution...
Porsche: There is no substitute... (Score:3, Funny)
I'll never be able to afford one of these...but, now I at least have hope of seeing one up close someday. Wow...always dreamed of this car....Porsche...there is no substitute!!
Old Joke (Score:3, Funny)
Q: What's the difference between Porsches and porcupines?
A: Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside!
Re:3.3 seconds? (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, yes it does. I could beat one too. In my '86 Jeep Wagoneer Ltd. for that matter. Know how? Its very simple.
Race starts.....I jerk my wheel to the left (or right depending on what side the bike is on) and accelerate.
Game. Set. Squish.
Re:Your MS Tax Dollars at Work (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's obvious why M$ pulled this shit (Score:3, Funny)
Bill Gates: Hey! Bruce! My 959 just died. Get over here!
Bruce Canepa: You'll have to reinstall the windows and see if that fixes it, first.