Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes 700
seattlenerd writes "In light of all of the hype about how much cash Microsoft is sitting on, it's good to be reminded that they do fail. A lot. This piece in Seattle Weekly points out some of the many failures -- from ActiMates Barney to Microsoft at Work to pending disasters in smartphones and interactive TV (despite recent PR-worthy announcements). But like most litter, the failures are swept under the rug in the hopes people don't remember that many 'new' Microsoft ideas are recycled from its own history." Of course, like any big company, Microsoft is not a monolith.
MS Failures... (Score:3, Funny)
I wish (Score:1, Funny)
FP
Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! (Score:5, Funny)
Man I love that quote... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, but they do have a heart of stone.
Looks Like Troll Microsoft Day.
Not a monolith, huh? (Score:5, Funny)
"My God, it's full of stars."
And I am sure that Windows 2025 will periodically lock me out of my house and try to kill me with my robotic lawn mower.
Stop the presses! (Score:3, Funny)
Wait a minute... (Score:5, Funny)
What an outrage! I'm going to write to my representatives right now and demand a new law that forces companies to educate consumers about both their strengths and weaknesses, and that requires them to spend an equal amount on publicizing past failures as they do on promoting new initiatives.
I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. What a failure of the market! What an unconscionable series of dirty tricks from Microsoft! How dare they! Hey, does anyone know what the school assembly is about today?
Cheers
-b
Oddly named products (Score:5, Funny)
I did a double-take when I saw it at the library.
(It's not on Microsoft's site anymore, but the first Google hit was a review [worldvillage.com] of it).
ActiMates Barney (Score:3, Funny)
Where did you go?
I can't see you.
I'm scared of the dark.
Let's play another game!
Cheap laughs at Barney's expense. We never did sell the thing though.
Re:Abe Lincoln... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What about Bob? (Score:2, Funny)
What about... (Score:5, Funny)
MS Bob meet Mrs Bob (Score:3, Funny)
oh wait she went on to make min-Bobs with Bill Gates..
Re:Not a monolith, huh? (Score:3, Funny)
god don't be so cynical. Win 2025 will do none of those things. It might however replay objects when something is changed giving you that strange feeling of Deja Vu, and there's always the posibilty that'll it'l send men in SNAZZY black suits after you if you start asking questions like "What is real?". But these aren't things you should worry about. Nothing to see here. Move along...
Re:Failure breeds success (Score:3, Funny)
-1, Cliché
Re:Failure breeds success (Score:3, Funny)
If you are afraid to succeed, you will never fail.
Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy (Score:3, Funny)
Journalistic critique (Score:4, Funny)
Is competency really the correct word to use here?
Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy (Score:3, Funny)
I prefer Links the cat myself. However, I can't stand the hints, so I turned them off. And the responding to F1. Oh, and the assist with wizards option. And the display alerts.
So now he sits on the screen and does nothing but sleep and lick himself, with the occasional meow to annoy me. Just like a real cat.
Re:Nice flamebait! (Score:2, Funny)
they certainly weren't a government granted monopoly like AT&T once was.
No, but they're a government granted monopoly now!
Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Remember MS Bob ? (Score:2, Funny)
That response answers neither question.
Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy (Score:1, Funny)
No mention of my favourite technet article... (Score:2, Funny)
A couple more of Microsoft's forgotten mistakes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MS Failures... (Score:3, Funny)
Wait. I thought KDE and GNOME were using Apple's R&D. At least, that's was the impression I got with the ceast and desist over my favorite Aqua theme.
All kidding aside, its getting very hard to tell these days. I've noticed Windows and MacOS like elements in both KDE and GNOME. But at the same time, I've seen some WinXP screenshots that have looked very Linux-like at first blush.
Little wonder Apple gets pissy about Aqua knock-offs.
That is so untrue (Score:4, Funny)
Young Mr. Lincoln [imdb.com] saved those Clay boys and proved that it was John Palmer Cass that did the stabbing.
If that wasn't an innovative use of the Farmer's Almanac to prove it couldn't have been moon bright, I don't know what is!
Re:Not a monolith, huh? (Score:2, Funny)
No microsoft Mistake will be forgotten (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MS Failures... (Score:1, Funny)
I'm surprised Linus lets you talk with your mouth full.
Even BSOD... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MS Failures... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:MS Failures... (Score:4, Funny)
This lead to the innovation of the mouse wheel. Why cure a problem in software if you can sell hardware?
Maybe UC Should've Made People Pay (Score:3, Funny)
California taxpayers might have gotten a little relief.
Re:Not a monolith, huh? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:MS Failures... (Score:4, Funny)
Right.
Re:MS Failures... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Remember MS Bob ? (Score:2, Funny)
Hey, we're all getting fscked by Bill.
Ahhh.. Bob.. (Score:5, Funny)
I uninstalled it.. He thanked me..
Re:Remember MS Bob ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MS Failures... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MS Failures... (Score:2, Funny)
OOGG spend much time (admittedly, on machine lacking sufficient RAM, so must usually wait for swap to stone-age hard drive) click on task bar button, wait for response, think, HMM, OOGG, PERHAPS NOT RIGHT CLICK, BUT LEFT CLICK or PERHAPS NOT LEFT CLICK, BUT RIGHT CLICK.
Frustration make OOGG want to use club. At least club consistent: small end used for hand, large end used for head of UI "designer."
OOGG crack Bill Gates' head with Open Source CD!
Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! (Score:3, Funny)
OOGG soon find Einstein as stupid as paper clip!
Assistant have very important feature, however. No matter how badly stone-age machine thrash due to RAM shortage, Einstein still use machine cycles to rock back on heels, look around screen, generally observing lack of useful work going on.
Re:the close button... (Score:2, Funny)
desktop->apperance->caption button->set to 50
you can make it even bigger so it fills the whole screen. you won't miss it!