Hype Vaporware, Go To Jail? 369
Tim Dierks writes "The New York Times (registration required) has an article describing a federal case against executives in Enron's broadband data division, based upon the charge that Enron claimed that a software platform was more complete and more functional than it actually was. It seems to be that if this case holds up, most of the software industry is guilty. Would the world be better off or not if it was illegal to overpromote the functionality or features of software?"
Duke (Score:5, Funny)
Oh no! (Score:2, Funny)
But what will they call it? (Score:1, Funny)
Maybe they could just call it a "system."
Of course, it might be considered too non-deterministic for that. They could call it "Thing" and try to get exclusive rights to the word.
No big deal (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, if there were any real justice, every person in every marketing department everywhere would be forced to use nothing but vaporware to create their copy...
Weekly Staff Meetings (Score:5, Funny)
Boss: How is that <insert latest project here> coming?
Me: Oh, I'm almost done
My Brain: Mental note. Start that damn project
Re:Well... (Score:3, Funny)
Microsoft does not sell vapourware.
All their new innovations have already been developed by someone else.
Makes sense... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:But what will they call it? (Score:2, Funny)
Hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Only if it's illegal to say that drinking a certain type of beer is going to get you more women.
Marketing People (Score:3, Funny)
Never mind the agreement between the marketing team and our development team that marketing cannot promise a delivery date on anything before at least having a short conversation with us first - it can often be that surreal, on par with a Dilbert cartoon ...
Politicians are scre*wd now...... (Score:5, Funny)
Is the software industry the only one that "overpromotes"?
see any weapons of mass distraction yet?
Re:Duke (Score:2, Funny)
What's wrong with that? 997 years early...
Re:Duke (Score:4, Funny)
Well, for one thing, in the case of DNF, no customer money is involved because no product has been released or sold yet.
In my opinion saying "This software is gonna be Teh Best EVAR," spending your own money to develop it, and then failing miserably might make you look stupid (Hi, John Romero!), but it's not a crime. Hyping a potential product to investors and using the money to line the pockets of company officials may be another matter altogether.
Re:Politicians are scre*wd now...... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Duke (Score:5, Funny)
The Software Development Process (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Duke (Score:2, Funny)