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miladus writes
"According to a story at Zdnet,
Asian countries are running out of IP addresses. China, for example,
was assigned 22 million IP addresses (for a population of 1.3 billion)
under IPv4. The US owns 70 percent of current IP addresses. Perhaps IPv6 will solve the problem."
70% Seems fair (Score:0, Funny)
IPv6 soon? (Score:4, Funny)
This again? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:70% Seems fair (Score:5, Funny)
Re:70% Seems fair (Score:5, Funny)
32 bits ought to be enough (Score:5, Funny)
Perhaps this could signal a limit on the amount of spam coming from China?
SCO SAYS... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This again? (Score:5, Funny)
Asia (Score:3, Funny)
china only needs one (Score:3, Funny)
China wants to filter the entire internet anyway, so they might as well only use one and point it at the Great Firewall of China.
I'm envisioning a billion little linksys router boxes glued together like bricks.
No... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This again? (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe they should limit them! (Score:5, Funny)
*ducks*
Japan can have some of our IP addresses... (Score:3, Funny)
Korea wasteful of IP addresses (Score:4, Funny)
Have they not heard of NAT?
Re:IPv6? (Score:4, Funny)
I can just see in the far far future, when there will be sentient computer programs, they will refer to China as "the anti-matter land"...
"Mother sentient program: In the anti-matter land, there is someone with the exact same IP address as yours son...
Child sentient program: Woooww..."
Re:70% Seems fair (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Article Text (Score:4, Funny)
So, do you do this to subvert the moderators, or to catch logged-in karma whores who copy-paste AC posts of the article text into their own posts?
Re:time to give split up some class A's ? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:They should really swap to IPV6 then.. (Score:3, Funny)
I don't want to buy a goddamn bulldozer from Gung-Ho Province.
this newsbreak... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:NO IP for YOU!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Of course, that changed when he was promoted and the new guy was German... Well, it changed out loud in public!
Re:They should really swap to IPV6 then.. (Score:2, Funny)
Me too... (Score:2, Funny)
And people tell me I'm going to die some day for as long as I can remember... of all the crazy ideas...
Re:time to give split up some class A's ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:As I see it... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:time to give split up some class A's ? (Score:2, Funny)
That brings new meaning to the term "IP" address.
Re:good, less spam (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This again? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They should really swap to IPV6 then.. (Score:1, Funny)
It's like peter pan (and LSD, for whoever that may concern) you can fly if you belive you can...
Re:This again? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:70% Seems fair (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"Perhaps" IPV6 will solve the problem? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This again? (Score:2, Funny)
At least we do have handheld video phones now (sort of).
Re:Crazy size of the IPv6 address space... (Score:5, Funny)
Do some more math for us. You know how that turns us on!
Re:They should really swap to IPV6 then.. (Score:3, Funny)
Holden: Yeah.
Banky: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
Are you sure? (Score:4, Funny)
Hum... till ppl start assigning one ip address per fridge, cooker, toaster, air cond., etc...
My fridge will have one for each drawer so i can have a shell script to check for lack of booze and order more online
Re:"Perhaps" IPV6 will solve the problem? (Score:2, Funny)
I live in the 3rd dimension, and have 2 families living directly below me. Also keep in mind that the population of humans is growing pretty fast...so it may be possible to run out of IPv6 addresses too.
Wow! You must live on a pretty big planet. The one I'm on couldn't possibly support enough people to run out of IPv6 addresses.
I did a little math. Turns out that with 2^128 addresses, 1000 addresses per person, it'd take 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211 people to use them all. Averaging that these people way around 90kg (180 lbs), they come to a mass of 3.0625e37 kg. For some comparison, the earth's mass is 5.972e24 kg, our sun is 1.989e30 kg. Thats more mass than is in my whole galaxy!
Another sign of rock and roll excesses (Score:5, Funny)
What the hell is a prog-rock super-band [asiaworld.org] from the 80's doing with 22 million IP addresses?
Do they give them away to groupies with the backstage passes? Did entire blocks come free with the purchase of an lp? Were they traded for drugs and amps that go up to "11"?
This kind of rock n' roll excess is just so sad.
Re:IPv6? Yes because NAT is too limited (Score:3, Funny)
If your company thinks NAT is too limited, then it should have gotten, or be getting, its own IPv6 assignment. Cite the address. If it's a case of your management not understanding the problem and the solution, give me your CEO's home phone number and I'll given him a call at 3AM and whisper into his ear "IPv6 ... IPv6 ... you want IPv6 ... IPv6 will make your network better, faster, cheaper ... IPv6 ... do IPv6 now".
Re:Crazy size of the IPv6 address space... (Score:2, Funny)
are you married?
Re:As I see it... (Score:3, Funny)
Your parents must've had a sick sense of humor. If your real name is 'dacarr', is your brother's name 'daplane! daplane!'?
Max
Re:Actually (Score:1, Funny)
Uh wait, that's in the US...
Re:Korea wasteful of IP addresses (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Corporations are at fault? (Score:3, Funny)
Connection to your toaster is not optized! (Score:2, Funny)
Does that mean that we will see all these "connection to your toaster is not optimized" pop-up messages?
Slashdot asleep at the wheel again.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"Perhaps" IPV6 will solve the problem? (Score:2, Funny)
All I as is that you send me 10% now to hold the bet. I will pay off 1,100,000.00 if I lose the bet.