Caldera vs. Microsoft Court Documents To Be Shredded 350
Geste writes "As now being reported in this brief story and on my local (Seattle) NPR affiliate, 3 million court documents from Caldera's unfair competition suit against Microsoft are to be shredded in Utah. The timing relative to Microsoft's recent licensing of SCO Unix IP is undoubtedly a complete coincidence.
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Toilet paper... (Score:5, Funny)
How ironic... (Score:4, Funny)
How ironic indeed...any word on which manufacturer will get the pulp (I want to get me some of that!)
Now I'll wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
(okay, so I'm stretching things just a little)
Ollie North (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
I'm in Utah, and I won't use it (Score:4, Funny)
Plus, I'm just going to use the single-ply sheets that look like normal paper- not the double-ply, flowery, squishy toilet-paper that I'm sure will have come from microsoft. Just something to get the job done, and something that won't break. That's what I need.
Quite a sight... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Toilet paper... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Toilet paper... (Score:1, Funny)
Ebay opportunity (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How ironic... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Ebay opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Quite a sight... (Score:2, Funny)
and in the news... (Score:5, Funny)
*ba-dum-crash*
but seriously folks...
Re:Ebay opportunity (Score:3, Funny)
END User License Agreement!! (Score:2, Funny)
Woah, I gotta start reading the fine print, I had no idea that's what EULA meant.
Re:Toilet paper...supply for the ILOO (Score:2, Funny)
For use in the new ILOO.
utah is the trashland of the US... (Score:2, Funny)
And in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm in Utah, and I won't use it (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What is the coincidence? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ebay opportunity (Score:2, Funny)
iLoo reinstatement....this means (Score:5, Funny)
Don't you want your bum to be in "secure mode" to avoid virii...errr...trojans and...eeeww..backdoors?
I feel *SO* dirty (but that was 1/2 the point).
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Re:How ironic... (Score:5, Funny)
Toilet paper (Score:3, Funny)
Toilet Paper vs Intellectual Property (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Toilet paper... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Toilet paper... (Score:5, Funny)
You appear to be trying to wipe your bum...
Where's the Dupe? (Score:4, Funny)
Great... toilet paper... with an EULA (Score:5, Funny)
Re:iLoo reinstatement....this means (Score:3, Funny)
Diarrhea Rights Management
Re:Toilet paper... (Score:5, Funny)
Please, no more shitty Microsoft software.
Re:Now I'll wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
(okay, so I'm stretching things just a little)
Don't wipe so hard.
Potty Humor.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The AARD code story is immortal. (Score:2, Funny)
What... they decrypted and unobfuscated it??? Sic em, DMCA!
Re:try READING the article (Score:3, Funny)
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Ok everyone, sing along:
937 boxes of court-ordered documents on the wall,
937 boxes of court-ordered documents!
Take one down, shred it around,
936 boxes of court-ordered documents on the wall!
936 boxes of court-ordered documents on the wall,
936 boxes of court-ordered documents!
Take one down, ***AGGGMMMPHHPHHH*** [wad of toilet paper shoved in mouth]
Re:Toilet paper... (Score:5, Funny)
Send them here. (Score:4, Funny)
Okay, here's a better solution (Score:3, Funny)
"937 boxes of documents from the SCO vs. Microsoft case; you must register this with the appropriate judge, and may not destroy it, but you can have your own little piece of Microsoft dirt! This lot contains boxes #237-244. A digitized list of the contents of each box is as follows:..."
Re:Toilet paper... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And in other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh man, and I can just imagine ol' Billy boy kicking his front door open ...
"I AM CORNHOLIO. I need T.P. for my bunghooooole. Bunghoooole!"
zRe:Toilet paper... (Score:3, Funny)
You can try Open Loo, but there are privacy concerns.
Re:Toilet paper... (Score:3, Funny)