New US $20 bills Released, Colors & Layout Change 1051
JayBonci writes "CNN is running a story with the newest advances in the original copy-protection arms race, a new US $20 dollar bill. From the article, specifically color and different number arrangements as an improvement over 1996's "Big Face" dollar bills." Little off the norm for Slashdot, but it's interesting since computers have vastly simplified forgery.
Hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
This is off the norm, with the decline in jobs I don't see too many 20s!
Have old bills? (Score:5, Funny)
Yesh! (Score:5, Funny)
More efficient (Score:5, Funny)
From € to Ä (not!) (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Counterfitting measures updated. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Better pics (Score:3, Funny)
Anecdote (Score:5, Funny)
I told him he was all horrible and evil for doing so - but I'm not sure I wouldn't have done the same.
Re:7-10 years?!? (Score:5, Funny)
You live in a banana republic with almost an banana economy; so what did you expect?
Several different versions of the same bill is so thirdworldish.
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Re:This will stop counterfeiting how...? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
First you
THIS USER HAS BEEN ARRESETED UNDER THE U.S. PATRIOT ACT. MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
Request for future features (Score:5, Funny)
Re: New version of $20 bill
Dear Treasury Department (cc to Bureau of Printing and Engraving):
The new release of the product looks ok. I think it still needs some work, though. There are some additional features that I would like to see in the upcoming $20 bill v. 2.3 beta release:
1. P2P sharing
2. Centerfolds (!) (note: not Andrew Jackson - think modern, maybe Denise Richards)
3. Self-generation (try making paper from those Wizard's Apprentice broomsticks)
4. Encryption, so that only I can use my bills
BTW, please, please do implement a "software activation" thingy. That would be really lame.
Respectfully,
GF.
Re:Hmmm (Score:2, Funny)
Daniel
Re:But... (Score:5, Funny)
(My shrink makes me say this 50 times every morning. Or until I stop crying, whichever comes first.)
Yeah, yeah! Re:Becoming more and more like Europe (Score:3, Funny)
Damn them and their evil black collektivist souls!
Quick Martha, git me my gun!
Re:Anecdote (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Counterfitting measures updated. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:7-10 years?!? (Score:4, Funny)
My $20 bills already look like this new one since everytime I seem to have one the god damn cashiers run a highlighter over it. What, pink and yellow highlighting is the new anti-counterfeiting technique? I thought defacing currency was a federal offense.
Re:7-10 years?!? (Score:4, Funny)
When I still lived Canada, this happened to me. I went to an ATM, took out some cash, and walked next door to McDonalds.
I ordered my QP with Cheese, and handed the clerk a 20. She then went back and got her manager, both of them gawked at the bill, and then the manager tells me she cant accept it.
This pissed me off, since I don't like people accusing me of a felony. The funny thing was, the currency was at least a year old at the time. I guess McDonalds employees dont often see anything bigger than a five. (Having worked there when I was 14 I can attest to that).
Anyways, I told the manager to either accept the bill, or call the cops. It says right on the currency, "This note is legal tender for all debts public and private". Technically, that means, you either accept it as payment, or agree not to be paid. (I've heard of assholes running around with 1000 dollar bills demanding that if a clerk doesnt accept it they dont have to pay at all)
Now where am I going with this story? Oh yeah, she called my bluff and called the cops. The cop came and asked what the problem was, and she walked around the corner with him all in private like she just busted some great counterfeiting ring. The cop, visibly annoyed, pulled one out of his wallet, held them side by side for McTwitwich, and said there was nothing wrong with the bill.
So then I decided I wanted Arbys. I didnt really want Arbys. Noone really wants Arbys. But thats what I said, and I left.
People are educated about their money. You read the article just now didnt you? If people are too stupid to educate themselves, thats their own fault.
Re:What about size? (Score:1, Funny)
They could still bleach a larger denomination bill, cut it down to size, and print it with the smaller denomination. The problem still exists.
Re:arrrragagarglargagahag! (Score:1, Funny)
They actually encourage you to print it!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Best thing that could happen for funny money (Score:5, Funny)
Damn spell check. You'd think with the average spelling on slashdot, I'd get away with such a slip up.
As for the counterfeit bill I mentioned. My memory was flawed. It was $200 and George Bush, not $3.00 and Bill Clinton. (Thanks Unknown Poltroon (31628) ) Funny how your memory starts to fail as you age.
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Danville DQ Gag 'Talk Of Town'
Restaurant, Residents React
UPDATED: 6:42 p.m. EST January 30, 2001
DANVILLE, Ky. -- It started out with a blizzard and now a Dairy Queen in Danville is getting an avalanche of attention.
This $200 bill was used at a Danville Dairy Queen Sunday
A woman who paid for her food with a fake $200 bill Sunday left with plenty of change. The bill had a picture of George W. Bush on the front and oil rigs on the back.
"That's the talk of the town," Danville resident Joseph Bourne said. "It's got to be one of those dumb blonde stories."
Added fellow resident Drew Hammond: "It's the kind of news I like to hear out of my own hometown. Usually things don't happen of great significance here. It gets a lot of attention."
The 18-year-old employee has offered to refund the store. Her manager, Mike Tracy, tried to be supportive, and said that she probably was just too busy to notice the mistake.
"We try to do things as quick as possible here," Tracy said.
At least he's being a good sport about it. The restaurant is now distributing coupons on the backs of fake $200 bills.
"We're going to play off this advertising a little bit and try to think of it as something positive," Tracy said.
Local law enforcement said that the joke became a crime when the woman took off with all that change.
"When the woman received the money and left with it, the joke ceased," Danville police officer Bob Williamson said.
Still, because there's no such thing as a $200 bill, the woman, if caught, couldn't even face federal counterfeit charges.
Re:7-10 years?!? (Score:3, Funny)
And don't get me started on all those people who are in wheelchairs because they are too lazy to walk. Don't give me that wussy politically-correct "they're paralyzed" crap either. That's just a lie of the liberal media!!!
"Forgued" Notes (Score:2, Funny)
Has anyone else noticed that this anti-counterfeiting expert's name rearranged spells "u forge"?
Re:Are they brazilian looking? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Are they brazilian looking? (Score:2, Funny)
The easiest way is to look at the number in the corner.
and the RIAA... (Score:2, Funny)
yeah, right... i'm sure copies will be available on Kazaa any day now.
a.c.
Re:Counterfitting measures updated. (Score:2, Funny)
As a Canadian who buys a lot from other countries, you just never know what its going to cost you in the end.
Stupid copy protection (Score:5, Funny)
Thats just stupid
-- http://www.spran.co.uk (America doesnt exist)
Re:If dollar bills were like computer software.. (Score:3, Funny)
Please type the 30-digit registration number which came on the disposable plastic wrapper of these dollars... Do you accept the license agreement?
hang on (Score:3, Funny)