U.S. Says Canada Cares Too Much About Liberties 1562
A cheeky writer at Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper has written a story about the U.S. State Department's 2002 Patterns of Global Terrorism.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. -- Frank Hubbard
blame canada! (Score:1, Funny)
wow (Score:5, Funny)
In the meantime at the White House (Score:5, Funny)
Bush,Rumsfeld,Cheney (CHORUS) : Bomb them!! Bring canadians democracy!!
Re:Screw you, America (Score:4, Funny)
Oh great. (Score:5, Funny)
In response... (Score:5, Funny)
Chretien in a speech declared USA to be part of an "Axis of Oppression" and said "those that are not with the Commonwealth is with the oppressors".
Re:Screw you, America (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tomorrow's headlines in the U.S. (Score:3, Funny)
I agree. Canadians must answer their unleashing of Celine Dion on the free world.
Re:wow (Score:5, Funny)
If you're right about Canada -- what, with all the pot smoking, low crime rates, free healthcare, and civil liberties -- I would expect Canada to rise to the top of the terrorists' hit list. So, maybe instead of trying to get the damned Canadians to cooperate with us, we should simply launch an advertising campaign in the Islamic world explaining that Canada is the more logical target for their anti-western fringe element.
Re:Their evaluation of France (Score:5, Funny)
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
-George W. Bush, discussing the decline of the French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair
Re:Screw you, America (Score:5, Funny)
I dunno... General Hull tried this in 1812, and got his ass whipped.
Re:Hysteria. (Score:5, Funny)
You just don't understand. Dubya just wants to take our rights and keep them in a safe place for us. That way the terrorists can't get them, don't ya see? All our rights are still there. We may even get to take our kids to see them someday. They'll be preserved in pristine condition in hermetically sealed jars. We should thank Dubya for taking such good care of our rights!
Canada should follow our lead! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tomorrow's headlines in the U.S. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Screw you, America (Score:5, Funny)
When questioned about America's response to legalizing marijuana in Canada, Canadian Prime Minster Jean Cretien remarked: "They just want our pot. BC pot is the shitznit."
Re:wow (Score:3, Funny)
Liberties (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wait- we're the ones (Score:5, Funny)
propaganda (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Let me get this straight (Score:5, Funny)
As a Finn, that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside... Beer..... Hockey.... More beer.....
Re:canadian forces? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Then Leave... (Score:2, Funny)
just my $.02 CAD (or $.0170 US)
Isn't that a bit optimistic for an exchange rate?
Canadian Graffiti (Score:3, Funny)
I swear, this is a true story, and still cracks me up today. My wife and I took our honeymoon through the Canadian Rockies (hiking, 2-day train ride, whale watching, etc). It was really awesome, and everyone was really nice. As the train pulled out of Vancouver, there was graffiti on the overpasses. Just your normal tags, people's names and whatnot. As we started to get to the edge of Vancouver, there was a big graffiti mural on one of the overpasses. What did it say?
"Welcome to Vancouver"
Even the damn graffiti is polite! I still can't believe it, and it cracks me up every time I think of it. I wish I would have gotten a picture of it.
Re:Screw you, America (Score:2, Funny)
Re:USA 2nd World? (Score:3, Funny)
How's tourism anywhere in the US since the War?
Re:Screw you, America (Score:2, Funny)
What? Oh, General Hull.
*cough* I better move on then...
Re:Crime in Canada (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Point to clarify (Score:1, Funny)
Can we at least blame Manitoba?
Re:blame canada! (Score:5, Funny)
Sadly, it almost makes a twisted sort of sense.
Thats ok, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Franks and Karimov (Score:3, Funny)
It should invade them instead.
Denmark's submarine - I thought it was brilliant (Score:1, Funny)
I am proud that Canada didn't support the invasion of Iraq, but part of me wishes we'd sent a few of our 50 year old SeaKing helicopters to 'help' the Americans so we don't have to worry about the economic fallout of not 'helping' the US invasion.
Personally I score 1 for the Danes.
(BTW, if Denmark sent ground troops as I read your post to suggest please excuse my ignorance, our news tends to focus on US, UK, and Australian troops)
Re:blame canada! (Score:1, Funny)
United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently
and for that, I am truly sorry. I am sorry we called George Bush a moron.
He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the
people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better
than your own.
I am sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our
excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, MUCH better than yours.
I am sorry that we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I
notice you've rebuilt it. It's Very Nice!
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but,
we Feel Your Pain.
I'm sorry about waffling on Iraq. I mean you're going up against a crazed
dictator, you wanna have friends by your side. I realize it took more than
two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was
different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is a thinly
veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've
seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Thank you.