Googling For Dates? 447
JAK writes "The New York Times' down-to-earth ethicist Randy Cohen writes on the moral implications of searching for a date's past on Google. He suggests that the practice is ok (even admitting to doing it himself) but warns against jumping to conclusions based on a quick search or confusing someone for others with the same name. He also writes that "the verb ''to Google'' is now a familiar neologism" (neologism: a new word, usage, or expression, I looked it up).
You can read about it The Times (free reg blah blah)"
Grr (Score:5, Funny)
This could threaten the whole concept of this "internet" fad forever! =)
googling (Score:5, Funny)
This is why I look at lots of porn (Score:5, Funny)
One time a tracked a girl down... (Score:2, Funny)
Limiting to only Google!? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:googling (Score:3, Funny)
I sincerely hope (Score:2, Funny)
Buffy earlier this season... (Score:5, Funny)
Xander: "Willow, she's only 17!"
And here's a Google cartoon [cartoonbank.com] from the New Yorker.
Everyone does this. (Score:4, Funny)
Googlewhacking? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not only useful for dating... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Limiting to only Google!? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In SOVIET RUSSIA... (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe so, but in P.R. China you probably can't google any one you know who is Taiwanese.
Re:I sincerely hope (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, just make sure you have your firewall configured correctly, you always want to make sure you have protection when googling or you never know what you'll catch.
Re:Limiting to only Google!? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
The Beginning Of The End (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot editor looks up word in dictionary.
Film at 11.
Weighting the odds... (Score:5, Funny)
Each site'll have a whole bunch of meta tags, something like:
BENEVOLENT, NATHDOT, KIND, LIKES LONG WALKS ALONG BEACHES, NATHDOT, NATHDOT, NEVER KICKS CATS, NATHDOT, NATHDOT, NATHDOT, CHARITABLE TOWARD ALL MANKIND, NATHDOT, 9 1/2" PENIS, NATHDOT, GREAT COOK, etc. etc.
Simply by flooding the source of information she'll be hard pressed if she can ever find that juvie record for arson and wilfull destruction of property.
Think Different.
Re:Thanks, Mr Hemos (Score:5, Funny)
Google and wireless web. (Score:5, Funny)
I can only imagine more of this as we get more into wearable computers or even wetware.
Re:This is why I look at lots of porn (Score:2, Funny)
Pretty big first step there, if they ever google for this page...
Re:Not a good idea (Score:4, Funny)
Say it aint so!
C'mon, baby, (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Limiting to only Google!? (Score:5, Funny)
So um, you couldn't get a girl who's obviously looking for sex (why else would she post naked pics on online dating sites?) to sleep with you, unless you blackmailed her? That's pretty sad, dude.
hubba hubba (Score:2, Funny)
Even more specific to imagies.google.com if your dates name end in 'ie'. =)
Naked pics, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
Er.
Too bad my ex knows how to use google.com (Score:2, Funny)
At least it wasn't yeast infection cream, huh?*
*No infection had ever occurred to my knowledge.
Damn it editors (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I did this... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Grr (Score:5, Funny)
An actress??
Has political correctness gone so far that we can no longer use the correct terms, "carny" or "carnival freak"?
Warning (Score:5, Funny)
So basically do exactly the opposite of what they'd do on Three's Company. Got it.
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Grr (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Google can save you from embarrassment! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Cheat dating? (Score:5, Funny)
Right.
Well, what if she was into mutilating chickens?
If you were an ass, you might just walk up to her in public and say "OH MY GOD YOU MUTILATE CHICKENS!"
If you weren't an ass, you might find some other reason to get the hell away from her.
And if you never did the search at all, you might end up in a dark forest in the middle of a chicken mutilating ceremony and then everything would be awkward!
(Sorry, I'm so in the mood for chicken cordon bleu right now.)
Re:googling (Score:4, Funny)
Meanwhile... (Score:2, Funny)
er... wait...
Re:Ok? (Score:1, Funny)
Shhyeah, I know that feeling
It worked for me! (Score:4, Funny)
The local police blotter!
Thank you, Google! I still know where my wallet is because of you!
Tip: if you Google, don't bring it up (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yeah, well, hot chicks dig guys who don't . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, you misunderstood, I meant any exceptionally hot chicks, not one i specific. And I am always sincere, whether I mean it or not.
The point? (Score:2, Funny)
I mean, it's not like we're going to spend our time googleing our girlfriends. We already know everything about them. After all, we made them up.
Damn it (Score:3, Funny)
Results: None.
WTF?
Open Source Dating :-) (Score:1, Funny)
I can envision a time where we can openly
document our dating histories (possibly
without full names of past SO's, unless
authorised by each one, in turn), and -
like Philip Greenspun seems to do -
invite (by their publication) - anyone
to have a read, eg before coming any closer.
In Sweden, the Tax Office still (AFAIK)
allows one open access to anyone else's
most current year's tax record, including
net income for state & local tax purposes.
That's one of the parameters that some
check before deciding how close to come,
or so goes one urban myth...
Telling more personal details, eg publish-
ing our diaries, histories of loves past,
present & [perferences about] future, as
if written (in part) for use as profiles
for online dating services...
Of course buyer beware still applies!
New Poll? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:googling (Score:3, Funny)
Of course it would be difficult if all you looked up was p0rn.
On the other hand, if anyone can find a girl who divides her day between fps's and a.b.p.e.*, google can.
Re:Something similar... (Score:5, Funny)
Sadly, it pretty much describes my entire life. The only difference is that I consistently *do* ask the girl out, but to no avail. Oh well, I give myself points for trying.
Getting turned down by a chick has to be the single longest sound known to man. It seems like it takes forever to pass.
Me: "Hi, I was wondering if you would like to..." (gets cut off by chick)
Chick: "N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
Me: "Ah, thank you miss, may I have another?"
Sigh.
Re:This is why I look at lots of porn (Score:4, Funny)
Lots of options beyond Google (Score:2, Funny)
Re:googling (Score:5, Funny)
Am I the only one who interpreted "Googling for a date" to mean "Use google to find a date"?
Maybe. I interpreted it as typing something like "September 23" into Google to see what happened on that date in the past. Fucked if I could figure out how that could possibly be unethical. Then I read the article and figured out that I'd gotten confused by the USian slang..
Re:Not only useful for dating... (Score:4, Funny)
I have too. Funniest one was a guy who had posted in some kind of student self-help forum, basically his advice was "have a wank; I do it all the time".
I must pop onto google groups and ask them to remove all my semi-humorous usenet posts from their archive, and only leave the saintly helping-out-users posts. It can only help.
I'm lucky to have a pretty common name (sorta equivalent to "John Smith" where I come from), but this goes both ways - posts might be attributed to me when they're not mine, or they might be attributed to others when they are.
*snicker* (Score:3, Funny)
DC Sniper on Google (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Everyone does this. (Score:3, Funny)
Impressed
Re:*snicker* (Score:1, Funny)
Re:googling (Score:4, Funny)
CH3 CH2 OH
Re:googling (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Grr (Score:3, Funny)
Searching for Dates? (Score:3, Funny)
2) Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
Yeah, Randy Cohen is probably right. This is not a good idea.
Oh, you mean DATES (Score:2, Funny)
I read the blurb on the main page and couldn't, for the life of me, figure out what the hell the topic was. Why would searching for dates be an ethical problem? I try to find things in past on Google all the time....
Oh. Dates. As in girls. Not Julian calendar dates.
Slap forehead.
Re:Grr (Score:2, Funny)
I couldn't find an imdb entry for "Indie Movies" - was it a porno flick?
Re:Grr (Score:3, Funny)
And then did you eat her liver liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
New service: Oogle.google.com (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Limiting to only Google!? (Score:3, Funny)
Same article was in the WSJ *Six Years Ago* (Score:2, Funny)
Are you sure that's a good idea? (Score:5, Funny)
We pause here to note that Google's ranking algorithm is popularity based. You're looking for the girl that has been "linked" the most. Jesus, dude, why not just read the bathroom walls?
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This can be a bad thing too (Score:3, Funny)
What a haunting experience that was.
Re:googling (Score:2, Funny)
CH3 CH2 OH
Hey, don't forget about CH Cl3
Dates? (Score:3, Funny)
"Googling" == Checking up on someone? (Score:2, Funny)
I use it as a replacement for "searching", and I hear countless other do the same..."go google for foo". Yes, I guess it could be applied to a person, but I seriously doubt it's used soley as that - unless you are some executive type who doesn't even know where "all your base are belong to us" comes from...so many of these assholes still think yahoo and microsoft are the only way to search. Yes, the same assholes who repeat, "talk to the hand", "don't go there, girlfriend", "show me the money!" and other stupid memes.
Is the dipstick who wrote this immersed in internet culture at all, or is he just another "pundit" who only uses AOL and for IM and email, at that? I wonder if he's heard of mailing lists and Usenet, or is it all about "chat rooms" for him?
I bet his next editorial will be: "The latest neologism: 'blogging' - is it okay to read others' online diaries????"
What a tool this guy is. More apropos to privacy issues would be companies' being able to do a financial background check on employees - why can't *I*, as an employee, do the same for the people running the company I work for? After all, we are entering into a sort of contract that would ordinarily require due diligence, but this is not an option for employees. Or honesty and full disclosure in accounting at companies - why can't *I* know the company is bleeding money, and there will likely be layoffs? These are much more pressing issues in the realm of ethics, not some fucking puff piece on dating.
Re:Google and wireless web. (Score:2, Funny)