High-Performance Web Server How-To 281
ssassen writes "Aspiring to build a high-performance web server? Hardware Analysis has an article posted that details how to build a high-performance web server from the ground up. They tackle the tough design choices and what hardware to pick and end up with a web server designed to serve daily changing content with lots of images, movies, active forums and millions of page views every month."
gee, i wonder.. (Score:5, Funny)
i guess there's only one way to find out..
slashdotters! advance!
Re:10'000 RPM (Score:4, Funny)
Also, please note that the laws of physics say that it can read more data if the head is able to keep up - and I'm sure it is.
How to make a fool of yourself (Score:5, Funny)
Step two: ???
Step three: Die of massive slashdotting, loss of reputation and business
Still, if someone has a link to a cache...
And as the last step... (Score:5, Funny)
[~] edwin@topaz>time telnet www.hardwareanalysis.com 80
Trying 217.115.198.3...
Connected to powered.by.nxs.nl.
Escape character is '^]'.
GET
Host: www.hardwareanalysis.com
[...]
Connection closed by foreign host.
real 1m21.354s
user 0m0.000s
sys 0m0.050s
Do as we say, don't do as we do.
High powered webserver? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe it's their idea of a stress test. It's kinda like testing a car's crash durability by parking it in front of an advancing tank.
Re:So fast and soo goo... (Score:3, Funny)
-Kevin
Defintion of irony (Score:3, Funny)
Re:10'000 RPM (Score:5, Funny)
This implies that you shouldn't store servers in high altitudes, because they move faster up there due to earth rotation.
Hmmm, I think we know now why these Mars missions tend to fail so often.
server load (Score:5, Funny)
Many other people will likely post a comment like mine, if they haven't already. But hey, karma was made to burn!
According to my computer clock and the timestamp on the article posting, it's only been about 33 minutes (since the article was posted). Even so, it took me over a minute to finally receive the "Hardware Analysis" main page. The top of that page has:
Draw your own conclusions.
Re:server load (Score:5, Funny)
Re:my $0.02 (Score:3, Funny)
-Kevin
More Advice from the site (Score:4, Funny)
How not to get slashdotted? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Server running at near 100% load (Score:1, Funny)
Slashdotted (Score:3, Funny)
(Obligatory disclaimer for humor-impaired: yes I understand that the slashdot effect is generally caused by lack of bandwidth rather than lack of webserver performance.)
how 2 test a so-called "high-performance" server (Score:2, Funny)
2. post the link on
3. check back in 30seconds
if it still works, it's high-performance