MS Exec Testifies In Favor of OS Manipulation 823
Niscenus writes: "The NYTimes, where free registration is required, reports that a Microsoft VP, Christopher Jones, explains that Microsoft must be allowed to prevent competitors' programmes from being installed for the consumer's best interest. Most interesting quote: 'In his written testimony, Mr. Jones said the states' proposals would confuse consumers, enabling competitors to cover up icons like the "Start" button on the Windows desktop screen that consumers use to navigate and even allowing a competing operating system like Linux to start up instead of Windows.' Any dualboot LiLo user who learned they can't defrag the hard way can understand this ..."
Somewhere down in Houston, Texas... (Score:3, Funny)
[Email from ISP tech support: your monthly bandwidth quota has been exceeded.]
Those $@#%#$%^*%% Slashdot editors! Arrruggh!!!
Re:Well. That throws me off the fence. (Score:3, Funny)
Excuse me! (Score:5, Funny)
Pardon me, sir, but I am gay, and I certainly take offense to being likened to anything Microsoft-ish.
Re:Microsoft is allowed to... (Score:3, Funny)
I mean, this is like a dope pusher on trial caught trying to sell a kilo to a juror! Any hope Microsoft had for overturning the conviction on appeal is destroyed. I've seen some mafiosos pull similar stunts, but you would think a corporate executive would have a few more brains.
Re:Christopherrjones.com (Score:4, Funny)
At least he's not worshiping some deity within the everquest world and making a web site about it. Now *THAT* would be cause for concern! :)
Learn from History. (Score:3, Funny)
are there. There will soon be another revolution in the US and this kind of thing will be sorted out most effectively.
A jury of one's peers (Score:5, Funny)
1) Microsoft is an OS vendor. Sun, Be (what's left of 'em), and Apple ought to be there.
2) Microsoft is an office apps vendor. Lotus might like a seat.
3) Microsoft is a video game console vendor. I'm sure Sony and Nintendo have some choice words.
4) Microsoft provides internet service. Let's add AOL/TW.
5) Microsoft provides a web server, a database, a mail server, and other such apps. Let's get someone from the Apache foundation, Oracle, Sendmail, and what the hell, the Samba team too.
6) Microsoft writes a lot of buggy code, so let's get an old Netscape exec in too to round out our dozen.
I'll bet we'd see some substantive remedies then!
Before you complain that Be is hardly a peer of Microsoft, consider how 12 upper-middle-class white folks can be considered peers of a poor black woman.
At least they are not lying.... (Score:3, Funny)
"Are you a big evil monopoly that is out to take over the world, crush everyone and everything in your way?"
The answer might be:
"Yes, that is us".
Lawyer might then say:
"But if this appeals court goes against everything you want, would that not stop you?"
Answer could be:
"We would pull Windows from the market place, and watch IT fall apart as we are the structure that binds IT. We are the IT Gods and the court should realise that you don't mess in the affairs of Gods. Mess in our affairs and its bye bye IT".
Lawyer:
"Do you really believe you are IT Gods?"
Possible answer:
"Oh yes we are
Lawyer:
"What about Linux, what about Apple, would they not prosper?"
Possible answer:
"Huh? A stupid fat bad! They cannot even make a user friendly system, of course using a Unix like system has a lot to do with that. But it gets more popular hence we're clever enough to attack its GPL under pinnings".
Lawyer:
"Erm, Apple?".
Possible Response:
"What about Apple? We make fairly good profit off of them, but attacking right now is only what a stupid person would do in a court case that could decide our companies future, of course we're not going to try and finish them off until this case is over!".
Lawyer:
"I was referring to the user friendliness of OS X that runs on top of a Unix like system".
Bang, bang bang from the judge:
"Witness can stand down now please, I just cannot take anymore right now".
Re:The Soviet Union was Good (Score:3, Funny)