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101 Dumbest Moments In Business 311

hhutkin writes "It's that time again. Business 2.0 posted their 101 Dumbest Moments in Business. Of course, they lambast Enron, but they also slam Ginger, a laptop computer made for the steering wheel of your car, Steve Ballmer dancing, and some other really dumb stuff from the past year."
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101 Dumbest Moments In Business

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  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 14, 2002 @09:47PM (#3166082)
    Biggest famous mistake=Osborne's Interview 60 Minutes.

    Mr Osborne is a multimillionaire with his portable computer (pre Compaq competition) and his Osborne 1 is famous, though not too high tech).

    60 minutes asks him if he is rich enough and if Osborne 1 is good enough.

    Osborne foolishly boasts " THE OSBORNE 1 is NOTHING COMPARED TO HOW GREATE THE OSBORNE TWO WILL BE!!!!!!!"

    That boasts puts him out of business the next month practically.

    Its is now called the Osborne syndrome.

    Apple computer avoids this mistake.

    Do you see the mistake?

    Not one customer wanted to ever buy an Osborne 1... they all waited for an Osborne 2 that could never ship because the inventory was killing the company in unsold computers with no buyers.

    One foolish public boast about new model.

    Its one of histories top 100 mistakes, and its a silicon valley top 10 mistake.

    If its not in the list then the list is not authoritative complete or correct.

    They should consult this slashdot thread and read at "level 0".

    people never moderate anymore.

  • by nickynicky9doors ( 550370 ) on Thursday March 14, 2002 @09:59PM (#3166150)

    Why do /. ters hang out at a site where, even with broadband, it's likely the site they want to acess is unavailable?

    "One of the injured, a VP for product marketing aptly named Dana Frydman, tries to put a positive spin on having her feet flame-broiled like so much ground chuck. "It made you feel a sense of empowerment and that you can accomplish anything," she tells the Miami Herald.

    The above from the fire walking marketing types is my favourite thus far. Doesn't the response say it all. The glass is half-full, I live in the best of all possible worlds and I love Mary Poppins. Marketing... fundamentalist religions got noth'n on it.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 14, 2002 @10:49PM (#3166321)
    Welcome to the life of a web-developer. As a web developer, even if you don't like the tool a user uses to view your site, it is your job to design a site that functions as properly as possible in all possible browsers. Like it or not, since the majority of web users use Internet Explorer, it makes sense to design a site that displays properly in that browser.
  • by sykt ( 6887 ) on Thursday March 14, 2002 @10:58PM (#3166347) Homepage

    google cache [google.com]

    how about adding a feature to slash that will pre-google-slash (cache) any referenced post and then automatically insert the google-cache reference next to the original link?
    CmdrTaco ... anybody ... anybody...

  • by bstadil ( 7110 ) on Thursday March 14, 2002 @11:08PM (#3166399) Homepage
    Maybe make a deal with Google. Love to see both /. and Google make money.
  • by feelafel ( 228034 ) on Thursday March 14, 2002 @11:36PM (#3166491) Homepage
    Right. It's easy to prepare for a Slashdotting, because the moderators are soooo predictable in which submissions they post.

    I don't know about you, but I wouldn't call it a wise business decision to prepare for a 12 hour long 100-fold increase in web traffic on the off-chance that one of your pages might get posted to /. during prime-time.

    That said, they really should have been able to react more quickly, so that the downtime was minimized.

    (Well - I think I sat nicely on the fence there.)
  • by spectecjr ( 31235 ) on Thursday March 14, 2002 @11:58PM (#3166561) Homepage
    Sometime in late 2001, some bozo's organising an advertising campaign for Microsoft's XBOX console decided it would be a great idea to graffiti the logo in bright green paint all over publicly funded paving, pathways, garden beds etc in Sydney, Australia. Claimed it was environmentally friendly paint, will wash off with rain. Company charged hundreds of dollars in removal costs for each logo, after the local government found that in many cases it was rather more...permanent, including many instances on newly installed granite paving. Story reported in the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper, so I suppose theres *plenty* of consumers like me who are spending their money on PS2 instead.

    Hey, that sounds like that campaign where people spraypainted TUX on everything... and got in trouble for it. Wasn't that IBM who did that?

    I guess stupidity is universal.

    Simon
  • by k_187 ( 61692 ) on Friday March 15, 2002 @12:20AM (#3166609) Journal
    MacOS shipped in 1984. Mac OS X shipped in 2001. Lets see, 40K apps in 17 years vs. 200 in 1. How many commercial apps shipped for the Original Mac in 1984? I'm not bothering with the rest of your comment. I feel dumber for reading it.
  • by refactored ( 260886 ) <cyent.xnet@co@nz> on Friday March 15, 2002 @02:52AM (#3166969) Homepage Journal
    A system for creating news worthy events.

    It selects for "blood pumping action" by sending adrenaline junkies to dance with publicity junkies.

    Both sides of the equation firmly believe in the maxim "_Anything_ for a good story."

  • by Anonymous Coward on Friday March 15, 2002 @05:47AM (#3167192)
    Honestly, I would state this the other way around. MS makes great hardware, and Sony makes great software. MS' controllers of all sorts (game controllers, mice, and keyboards) are always competitive with Logitech and the rest of the industry. It's not hard to make the argument that the X-box is superior to the PS2 either, certainly if you leave quality of workmanship out of the equation. It's got a lot more horsepower than the PS2. Doesn't mean it's the better game console... Sony has a pretty big edge in, well, software, right now.

    Everquest is a tiny, tiny, part of Sony's software business if you include Playstation games. It would not surprise me at all to learn that, for example, the CEO of Sony had never heard of Everquest, but you can be damn sure he's heard of Gran Turismo and Crash Bandicoot. Playstation games are a signifigant portion of Sony's business. PC games (Including EverQuest, but not much else) are barely a blip on the corporate radar.

    But I do understand exactly what that Ninentdo PR person was getting at, and why he'd say it the way he did. From a marketing and sales point of view, Sony IS a hardware company, and Microsoft IS a software company. Nintendo wants to be a GAME company, and though I personally prefer both the PS2 and X-box to the Gamecube, I think Nintendo has a better idea what they're doing than either of Sony or MS. They're just marketing to a different audience, one that's a lot bigger for games than what Sony and especially MS are going for: children.

    Nintendo is also unique among the three in being primarily a game company. Both Sony and Microsoft could easily withstand a total flop of their respective consoles. Nintendo doesn't make anything else.
  • by klieber ( 124032 ) on Friday March 15, 2002 @08:36AM (#3167438) Homepage
    If its not in the list then the list is not authoritative complete or correct.

    The list focused on the top 101 business mistakes of last year.

    people never moderate anymore.

    Yeah, and they never read the articles, either.

  • by Spencerian ( 465343 ) on Friday March 15, 2002 @10:23AM (#3167786) Homepage Journal
    This is such a troll that I almost ran into the bridge it hid on.

    I won't even go into picking apart your rant. Your lack of power of the English language says it all.

    Research your facts before you waste space. Whether Apple is wrong or not, no one is ever in the mood to listen to what seems to be a village idiot, talking much but saying little of factual consequence.

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