Kathleen Fent Read This Story 2133
Kathleen, I wanted to do this in this most potentially embarassing way
possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a
quarter of a million strangers
was as good a way as any. I love you more then I can describe within
the limits of this tiny little story. We've been together for many years
now, and I've known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my
life with you. Enough rambling. Will you marry me? Update
15 minutes 30 seconds later: Subj: "Yes", message body: "Dork. You made me cry. :)"
Hazah! I'm getting married!
:)
Fist Sport (Score:-1, Funny)
Shouldn't this be a poll? (Score:5, Funny)
Geekly sweet (Score:4, Funny)
I like it !
Good luck to both of you.
Sure (Score:5, Funny)
Woohoo! (Score:3, Funny)
Well Hell... (Score:5, Funny)
Aw crap! (Score:5, Funny)
I guess he "first post" me...
Jane Doe. (Score:3, Funny)
Assuming, of course, that you don't live in Utah.
Congrats either way.
--saint
Her reply... (Score:4, Funny)
The real question (Score:5, Funny)
Frodo (Score:5, Funny)
Betting pool! (Score:4, Funny)
What will the moderation on her response be? (+5, Insightful), (+5, Informative), (+5, Funny) or (-1, Troll)?
Wuv is in the air on Slashdot. It's a beautiful thing. And I don't mean that sarcastically. Go Taco!
Well ... (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Shouldn't this be a poll? (Score:5, Funny)
And when CowboyNeal wins?
Re:Sure (Score:2, Funny)
Misread as (Score:4, Funny)
Was first seen as "from the typed-with-one-sweating-palm dept."
Which seemed much less romantic.
God, I hate this 'holiday'.
You know he loves you (Score:5, Funny)
Taco's Wife Slashdotted? (Score:3, Funny)
Prenuptial Agreements (Score:5, Funny)
2. He will not make you metamoderate during sex. It's just not right.
3. Cowboyneal is NOT allowed to sleep at the foot of the bed.
4. He has to leave work at work. No logging in from home.
5. You will not be the subject of various polls.
and finally,
6. No open-sourcing bedtalk!
Best of wishes.
My wife made me promise (Score:2, Funny)
Use the Preview Button!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sure (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, and Taco, based on my experience of marriage,
pants will no longer be optional.
Marriage? Girls? (Score:4, Funny)
Lame (Score:4, Funny)
Kathleen: "Mom, Rob proposed!!"
Mom: "GREAT!!! How big is the ring??"
Kathleen: "Uhm... Well... There isn't a ring.."
Mom: "Oh..... I see... How did he propose?"
Kathleen: "Well.. It was on his website."
Mom: "Run. Run Like Hell. Don't look back."
Sure Beats my proposal (Score:2, Funny)
Say, do you want to get married...
(Screech)
(Did I mention she was driving...)
Congratulations! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sure (Score:3, Funny)
i submitted this story three days ago!! (Score:5, Funny)
Yes! (Score:2, Funny)
Oh wait, that wasn't for me? BREAK MY HEART WHY DON'T YOU!@@#@#
Congratulations! (Score:3, Funny)
Plenty. It's so rare, that every time a geek finds love, it should be treated like a court judgement against Microsoft! Another win for the underdog!
Re:Shouldn't this be a poll? (Score:5, Funny)
2. Yes!
3. Marry CowboyNeal
Good luck Rob!
One ring to rule them all.... (Score:4, Funny)
Seriously, I hope she says yes.
You will let us know what she says, won't you Taco?
Taco! You stallion! (Score:2, Funny)
But be careful.. if you marry her, she's entitled to half of your mod points! Pre-nup!
Slashdot just jumped the shark! (Score:3, Funny)
Damn you, Damn you to Hell!
Oh and I hope she says yes.
emails out the butt (Score:2, Funny)
OMG (Score:1, Funny)
Kathleen: "Mom, Rob proposed!!"
Mom: "GREAT!!! How big is the ring??"
Kathleen: "Uhm... Well... There isn't a ring.."
Mom: "Oh..... I see... How did he propose?"
Kathleen: "Well.. It was on his website."
Mom: "Run. Run Like Hell. Don't look back."
Good God man! (Score:3, Funny)
TCP/IP (Score:3, Funny)
Will the first test be successful?
We are still waiting for the results.
Coming Soon (Score:0, Funny)
Slashback: Divorce
Be careful.... (Score:5, Funny)
Last Name (Score:4, Funny)
No! You fool! (Score:5, Funny)
What? No, honey, I'm just typing a message on Slashdot. Yes dear, I'll take the garbage out.
her answer? (Score:5, Funny)
Well there is the issue of if IQ goes down in proportion to the size of the mob times the average intelligence.
For example, an individual scientist might be brilliant, but a group of them can be pretty dumb.
On this basis, the collective IQ around here has got to be heading into negative numbers.
[Joke! Joke!]
Of course, we are all waiting to see if
1) she replies in this forum,
2) if the reply is moderated to 5+.
3) Or will it go to -1 as redundant
How ironic (Score:4, Funny)
I spent a good three minutes making an ASCII heart that says "SAY YES!" over and over again, but your own lameness filter prevented me from posting it, Rob!
Are you compatible? (Score:5, Funny)
Unix or Windows?
Free or Proprietary?
DMCA or Fair Use?
Vi or Emacs?
GPL or BSD?
Gnome or KDE?
C or C++ or Java or C# or ...?
Linux or GNU/Linux?
Clarification... (Score:5, Funny)
The real question is embarrassing for you or for her? =)
Bah, this was posted in CNET 2 weeks ago... (Score:3, Funny)
Answer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The real question (Score:5, Funny)
Rings? (Score:4, Funny)
Heh.
Is he serious? (Score:1, Funny)
My nipples are hard just thinking of it.
Re:Are you serious? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:emails out the butt (Score:5, Funny)
Oh let's decorate too! (Score:1, Funny)
We've been together for many years now, and... (Score:5, Funny)
Shut-up. Just shut-up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello...
GNU Wedding Vows. (Score:5, Funny)
So, will it be an "Open" marrage?
Re:You know he loves you (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You know he loves you (Score:3, Funny)
I almost read her update as:
I know that watching people repeat the same dorky mistakes after thousands of strangers constantly correct them makes me cry. I mean, hell, why be competent at your primary language?
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:5, Funny)
So is it KathleenTaco now?
Mod it to +6 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sure (Score:5, Funny)
The good news is, he did it on time. The bad news is, he spent it all on Enron stock.
I'm not as impressed that he asked her in a
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:5, Funny)
congrats (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You know he loves you (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Michelle Pfeiffer, I love you, will you....
Er, what? He _knew_ this Kathleen chick?
Aw, crap.
JonKatz Read This Post! (Score:0, Funny)
-RWD 2002, Retards Need Loving Too
Congratz Taco!
Re:Taco! You stallion! (Score:2, Funny)
How do I love this story? Let me count the ways: (Score:4, Funny)
2) Wasn't this posted before??
3) Imagine a beowulf cluster of Kathleen Fent's. A veritable harrem..
3) Can we see pics of her, nake and petrified, covered in hot grits.
and, the actual point:
4) When some red-neck hick rents a big-screen at a sporting event in order to propose, it's mildly sweet.. When the arena manager does it for himself, it's downright unprofessional. You really should have hired a sky-writer or something..
I kiss you! All your babe are belong to Taco! Congrats.. We now return you to a
Have You Meta Proposed Today? (Score:5, Funny)
If you are confused about the context of a particular comment, just link back to the love page through the marriage link...
All the best!
Re:Cangratulations! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Shouldn't this be a poll? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:More information on Kathleen Fent (Score:4, Funny)
Sure beats my proposal! (Score:4, Funny)
Again: Good luck Rob and have lots of kids. They are quite a bit noisier than computers but a helluva lot more fun to make and have
Congrats! (Score:4, Funny)
But you know, this -should- have been modded (-1, Saccharine Sweetness) -- that stuff causes cancer, you know! Not to mention (-1, Twisting the Knife of Bitterness in the Hearts of All Geeks Who are Alone on Valentines Day). But on the other hand, it should get several fat (+1, Making All the Trolls Feel Vaguely Uncomfortable About Trolling, For One Article at Least).
Haha. Congrats again -- be happy.
This is going to cause proposals all over! (Score:3, Funny)
Well, those that have girlfriends.
Now the question is... what'll li'l Luitenant jg Taco be like?
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:4, Funny)
Mom Read This (Score:5, Funny)
Her reply:
"When are you going to move out of the house? You're 30 years old for God's sake!"
Crongrats CmdrTaco!
good luck. (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, I can never hope to top that... Unless perhaps I propose via Everquest... I'm sure that's been done, though.
Congratulations.
Its a fake proposal... (Score:3, Funny)
This is just a ploy to kill all the "CmdrTaco is Gay" crapfloods
Best of luck to the both of you Taco. Might I suggest DisneyWorld for the honeymoon. Its where my wife & I went, and it was great.
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:3, Funny)
-Restil
Important marrage advice!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Remember to compliment the size of his CVS tree occasionally!
marraige (Score:5, Funny)
My deepest sympathy, Kathleen.
Re:Are you serious? (Score:5, Funny)
Congtratulations to you both!
FOR THE BRIDE: Taco may ask you to do some...things... after you get married. Some things you may feel uncomfortable doing.
Like
Whatever. Maybe that wasn't as funny as i tought it was. I'm hoerrbly distracted right now. Anyhoo... CONGRATULATIONS!
Re:Marriage? Girls? (Score:2, Funny)
This is news for nerd because we now have documented proof that nerds can have sex (with someone other than themself) and propagate little nerds to rule the world!
Submitted (Score:5, Funny)
Good luck!
Thank God Katz didn't post this... (Score:5, Funny)
MasterCard (Score:5, Funny)
T-1 connection: $1,000/month
Slashcode GPL: free
Proposing marriage on your own website and having your beloved say "yes," priceless.
Sorry Dude... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The real question (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:5, Funny)
redhead ...... rare enough dont take them away (Score:5, Funny)
I fear that you will be takeing a redhead from the singles population and placeing her into the married population. I find this kind of act intolerable as there are very few of them left as it is.
regards
john jones
Re:best man ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Are you compatible? (Score:3, Funny)
Uh, you know the answer is Perl, right? ;)
Re:My wife made me promise (Score:4, Funny)
So I guess you had to use your backup plan -- lasers!
Re:Well Hell... (Score:2, Funny)
Come on, Rob, mod this up! +6, Informative (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sure (Score:5, Funny)
I'm just going to stop there
Congratulations, Rob.
Re:Thank God Katz didn't post this... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Sure (Score:3, Funny)
Nah, just take here to see LOTR again and be like "you don't really want a ring, now, do you?"
Well, that totally rules. (Score:2, Funny)
A million points to Gryffindor!
Bold and daring, you get the Doritos!
/usr/local/waycool is full.
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of marriage proposals...
"You've got my axe...and my bow...and my something borrowed..and MY something blue!"
First Pos^H^H^Hroposal!
But seriously, congratulations! Don't forget to try the chicken, I'll be here all week.
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:5, Funny)
"Moderation Totals: Troll=1, Informative=5, Overrated=1, Total=7."
Troll? Overrated?! Man, slashdot moderators are TOUGH!
Congrats you two, best of luck!
Actually ... (Score:4, Funny)
Congrats!
Re:The real question (Score:2, Funny)
Kathleen, I wanted to do this in this most potentially humiliating way possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a quarter of a million strangers was as good a way as any. Beeing married to you have proved more frustrating than I can describe within the limits of this tiny little story. We've been together for many days now, and I've known for most of that time that the license of this marriage isn't open enough for me. Enough rambling. I'm divorcing you. I suggest you get yourself a good lawyer.
Re:The real question (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Kathleen, please say "yes" (Score:1, Funny)
Geek? (Score:3, Funny)
Grats, ya fraud! ;)
Congratulations! (Score:5, Funny)
CONGRATULATIONS! (Score:4, Funny)
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You've just slashdotted Taco's fiance!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Way to go CMDRTACO! (Score:4, Funny)
Seriously though, congratulations to you both. You've also created yet another classic moment in
Now, go make some mad lovin'!
Re:Shouldn't this be a poll (Score:4, Funny)
>>
>And when CowboyNeal wins?
>
Maybe they should do a "Best Man" poll?
Who should be Rob's best man?
o CowboyNeal
o CowboyNeal
o CowboyNeal
(Poll submitted by CowboyNeal)
Thanks slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
It must be love (Score:5, Funny)
Re:You know he loves you (Score:3, Funny)
Grammar remains optional though: "I love you more then life itself"
Still, at least that we we know it's genuine and not a script kiddie hijack. ;-)
Re:Longest 15 minutes 30 seconds ever (Score:3, Funny)
Of course she cried; if a woman doesn't cry, then you just didn't get it right. Besides, that is the best part for us - it shows she really loves you.
How about laughing? My wife thought I was joking.
She's never going to live it down. (At least she did say yes.)
Eric
Re:The real question..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sure (Score:5, Funny)
*runs*
Re:Hazah to Taco! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Clarification... (Score:5, Funny)
My non-geek gf wanted to know what I was reading so I showed her. The response was.
: too bad i'm not kathleen fent
Thanks Taco...although this is the first time a geek web site ever got someone more sex (you), this is screwing me over. She wants to know why I didn't do something like this. I explained the story got rejected, but she doesn't believe me
CONGRATS TACO
SubCmdrTacquito? (Score:2, Funny)
gift registry? (Score:2, Funny)
Mechanik
Congrats (Score:2, Funny)
Kathleen, just get his root password, then all the cooking and cleaning will magically be done.
GO TACO
congratulations! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Shouldn't this be a poll? (Score:2, Funny)
How long will it end
1. Till death do them part
2. Till she see's the ring
2. Till she gets 1/2 of slash.dot
3. Till Cowboy Neil becomes the nanny
Re:Hey, he's serious... (Score:2, Funny)
Close, oh so close...
Congratulations (Score:4, Funny)
- adam
For once, ALL the /. cliches are funny (Score:4, Funny)
One ring to bind them?
Will she be open source?
She should marry CowboyNeal!
Hey, I submitted this a week ago!
And, of course, best of all:
Taco's bride naked and petrified [fent.net] (well, almost).
But, man, did he have it coming or what?! Anyway, congratulations to you both!
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So wait a second Taco.. (Score:2, Funny)
Congrats, you've now spawned a permanent process.
Typical (Score:3, Funny)
Just kidding. Great way to get the job done!
Re:Good luck to you, but bah humbug on valentines (Score:5, Funny)
Are we all invited to the batchelor party?
My geek proposal story (Score:2, Funny)
When I asked my geek girlfriend (who occassionally goes by the hacker alias Kiesa) to marry me two months ago, I didn't use Slashdot, or even my webpage; just our Visors. (These would be PalmOS units built by Handspring.) We were driving east on I-84 east of Portland (Oregon) and I innocently suggested we stop by Multnomah Falls. Because it's a neat place, and we had a little extra time, we stopped. As we got out of the car, I covertly grabbed her Visor and stuffed it in my pocket next to mine. We hiked to the top of the waterfall, overlooking the Columbia River, and I broke out my Visor and scribbled "Kiesa - I love you and I want to share the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me? - Jaeger". I handed her unit to her and beamed the memo. She read it and I repeated my query verbally. She pulled out her stylus and started writing something. Even though I was fairly certian she would say yes, waiting for her to respond was still the longest fifteen seconds of my life.
She said yes. I was happy.
Re:User Number 570, probably the Real Kathleen :-) (Score:2, Funny)
I can totally picture the conversation between her and Taco years back when Slashdot was in it's infancy...
Him: "Come on please, it will be cool. Just sign up for an account on my website."
Her: "Fine, just quit bothering all of my friends to sign up for this 'Slashdot' thing."
Seriously though, congrats y'all.
The only cooler thing to do.. (Score:4, Funny)
But it would really suck if she decided to marry CowboyNeal.
Congratulations, man. Welcome to the ranks!
Re:Are you serious? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, she's got to watch out, though, for when his buddies come over and Metamoderate.
Rob: "Honey, would you get me a Lowbrau, please?"
Kathleen: (-1 Troll) "Get it yourself, Rob, you lazy bum."
Michael: (+1 Insightful) "Whoa! Rob, she's got you whipped!"
Cliff: (Unfair:Troll) "Rob, you gonna let her do that to you?"
Hemos: (+1 Interesting) "Hey, Rob, when did you start drinking?"
CowboyNeal: (+1 Funny) "I suggest we set up a slashpoll on this one and let the readers decide who gets the beer:
Kathleen
Rob
Anyone but CowboyNeal"
As long as we (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Geekly sweet (Score:2, Funny)
He proposes on a web page, she answers by e-mail. They are not physicaly together. He can't see her face of surprise. No hug afterwards.
And I bet he gives her a token ring.
Re:Are you serious? (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.fent.net/graphics/cleavage.JPG [fent.net]
CowboyNeal Read This Comment (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Are you serious? (Score:3, Funny)
Either him or the Goatsex guy (Score:3, Funny)
Perhaps Natalie Portman as the maid of honor, with hot grits to be served at the reception.
-Cybrex
Re:Good luck to you, but bah humbug on valentines (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I *should* have gotten First Post! (Score:4, Funny)
Moderation Totals: Flamebait=1, Troll=1, Insightful=2, Informative=5, Overrated=2, Total=11.
I could possibly see flamebait, but in a good way. I suspect most of the down-modders just think she's an impostor. (If anyone's meta-modding it, though, I think this is among the clearest examples of unfair moderation, much moreso than the thread to which I will not link.)
You have a girlfriend? What's her last name?
Hey, for all we know, there might be a
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
A Valentine's Day Pe0m Fit For the Occasion (Score:5, Funny)
Congrats to you both!
PS: This lameness filtering obviously is optional, as you get away with a 4 chr post, while I had to type this whole postscript to get past some silly minimum # of characters per line.
Re:Hazah to Taco! (Score:2, Funny)
Now we all know who taught CmdrTaco how to spell.
...or maybe it's the other way around.
One word of advice for Rob... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Good luck to you, but bah humbug on valentines (Score:2, Funny)
say it ain't so (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Are you compatible? (Score:3, Funny)
Congratulations User 1 [slashdot.org] and User 570 [slashdot.org].
Drew Barrymore, Read This (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Are you serious? (Score:5, Funny)
Congratulations!
Now for the inevitable question. The question that follows every wedding announcement.
When can we expect Sub-Commander Taco?
heh, downside to proposing on /. (Score:5, Funny)
So basically y'all just invited 150,000 trolls to your wedding. [mental image of a bunch of large green people fidgeting in white tuxedo/dress outfits under the watchful eyes of a squadron of truncheon[1]-armed moderators... and the single most popular wedding present would be fairly predictable [american-trading.com]]
Kidding aside, w00t! Congratulations! I did the bent knee thing, but for a twist I hid the ring in her clothes so I pulled it out of her pocket instead of mine...
[1] Five use only, patent pending,
Why Marry A Fat Ass? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Last Name (Score:3, Funny)
From Glamour's 10 Most Romantic Proposal Ideas... (Score:1, Funny)
6. Create a website devoted to computer/geek topics, spend a few years cultivating a worldwide audience, and drop da bomb on V-Day.
...
Congratulations!
... Then come taquitos in the baby carriage ... (Score:2, Funny)
And Kathleen, please keep your last name... Sooner or later, someone is going to call you "Kat" Taco, and you know it's going to stick.
Congrats!
Re:CONGRATULATIONS! (Score:4, Funny)
Who would of thought that the internet would make such things possible.
my name is not kathleen ....... (Score:1, Funny)
PLEASE ANSWER!!!!
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmm... (Score:2, Funny)
LOL (Score:2, Funny)
T-shirt (Score:2, Funny)
How to meet chicks:
1. Pump iron three times a day
2. Join a rock and roll band
3. If all else fails, stuff a sock down your pants
The last one assumes, of course, that you have opted in for the "pants" option.
Oh Rob (Score:2, Funny)
A story to tell the grandkids ... (Score:1, Funny)
Kids (Sighing): No, grandpa.
Rob: Well, I ran a successful website called Slashdot. And one day, I asked her to marry me. On the front page. Where everybody could see it.
Kids: Um, grandpa
-Baka!
Imagine... (Score:2, Funny)
BTW, anyone who says "Is this news for nerds...?" etc. is a complete and total moron, and should be modded as such.
Also, you greatly improved my otherwise lonely and exam-filled V-Day.
One more thing: if you are CmdrTaco, why are you reading this? You should be celebrating with your fiance long after this discssion is archived
Congrats to you both.
Doesn't this belong.... (Score:5, Funny)
embarassing (Score:2, Funny)
Embarassing? If she said "no", now that would be embarassing.
=brian
First draft of the wedding invitation (Score:2, Funny)
Kathleen Fent and Cmdr "Rob" Taco
The wedding will be broadcast as streaming media over a wireless T3 link from the home network of Hemos, who has graciously, if unknowingly, offered the hoSPITality of his home. The ceremony will be performed by a JP, offending everybody, but offending everybody EQUALLY.
As a sign of their approval of this solemn event, the families of the happy couple have generously allowed them the satisfaction of paying for their own arrangements.
To insure that the guests feast on their favorite foods, the happy couple have decided to make it a pot-luck. Bring a covered dish! This means you! Guests are invited to feast on all the food they can bring, in a sumptuous atmosphere including: genuine plastic cutlery, dishes made of the finest paper and a wine so good, it comes in a box.
The wedding will be semi-formal and the reception semi-informal. The bride and groom will exchange matched rings - twice. (Something old, something gnu...) The token rings will be made by Hemos, a close, personal friend, and the flowers will be provided by CowboyNeal, a less close, more impersonal friend. Music will be borrowed from the top bands in the world, via mp3. (You got a problem with that?) Suspence will be provived by the bride's mother, who may or may not attend.
FEEL the tension as the in-laws meet for the FIRST TIME!
SEE the happy couple nervuously approach their STATE OF WEDDED BLISS!
WATCH as people you know dress in FUNNY CLOTHES and ACT SILLY! (Pants are manditory.)
THRILL to the luxery of FOLDING TABLES AND CHAIRS!
HEAR the bride's mother cry VERY, VERY LOUD!
The happy couple would prefer not to allow their friends, or even their families to drive home drunk, so bring a sleeping bag. (You know who you are.)
(This invitation is covered by the GNU product license.) ---
Alright, it's just a first draft.
=brian
Words of wisdom (Score:2, Funny)
-anonymous
Re:Clarification... (Score:2, Funny)
Since when did getting married ever result in more sex????
hoo boy (Score:1, Funny)
"medthod"?? They ARE a perfect match.
Coming in June to Slashdot:
News for HouseHusbands: Stuff They Want
Your Dinner Online
Ask Mrs. Taco
His-and-Hers Microsoft Licenses
Love the Emacs Way
How to Build Quieter Computers in Prettier Colors?
JonKatz reporting on the nuptials... (Score:2, Funny)
Chris
Re:Are you serious? (Score:2, Funny)
Does this make Kathleen CmdrTacoBelle? ;) Anyway, Congrats and many happy years and Sub-Commanders together!
Gonarat...still happily Married since 1987...
Cmdrtaco's Waterloo (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Are you serious? (Score:3, Funny)
Congradulations K & R (Score:2, Funny)
Look at the Hall of Fame. The stories above this one are all about Osama bin Laden. If you are not posting to the this story, then that means you support Osama bin Laden over Kathleen Fent.
Post to this thread now, so I won't have to report your name to Dick Cheney for incarceration at Guano Bay, Cuba.
Thanks, and with your help the scorge of terrorism will be eradicated from the HOF page once and forever.