Hemos from the burnin'-down-the-house dept.
Hal-kun writes "What happens when you put a Palm Pilot in the oven to dry with the warmth of the pilot light, only to have someone cook a Pizza while you were out? Take a look. Stick a fork in it, I think it's done."
"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat."
-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340