Buy John Romero's Ferrari On EBay 396
TheMightyZog writes: "John Romero is selling his Ferrari Testarossa: eBay and his own site. Is anyone else distrubed by the graphic on the top of his home page?" At last check, the reserve was not yet met.
Vale adding feature (Score:5, Funny)
Quite frankly (Score:4, Funny)
Quite frankly, I am disturbed by all the graphics.
DOESNT HONOR BIDS! (Score:4, Funny)
about the home page graphic (Score:3, Funny)
Well, look at the face on the far right of the graphic [www.rome.ro]. I see someone how's definitely not fit to drive. Maybe that explains why he's selling his Ferrari on EBay?
Graphic ... (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, very much so, as it makes my mozilla segfault.
No sidekicks please (Score:5, Funny)
Who would want that car? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Quite frankly (Score:5, Funny)
Question (Score:1, Funny)
Revenge? (Score:5, Funny)
A Geek's Car (Score:5, Funny)
I can see it now. While driving along peacefully at 65mph, obeying the speed limit, your 14 year old script-kiddie son sitting next to you remaps the fuel injector to inject the fuel at full capacity regardless of throttle position. Since he was running Windows, his computer crashes shortly afterwards and you find yourself cruising down the highway at 200mph. You put her in neutral, in a vain attempt to lose speed, but the engine over-revs and blows up. As you finally coast to a stop (about 10 minutes later), you teach your son a lesson.
Never remap fuel settings in Windows!
(Ok, so the above story wouldn't actually work because the butterfly valves would prevent any air intake to the engine, but who cares..)
Background? (Score:3, Funny)
Distrubed? (Score:2, Funny)
COCK OR CHALK? (Score:0, Funny)
love,
boogerman
Screw the Ferrari (Score:5, Funny)
Re:COCK OR CHALK? (Score:0, Funny)
-Metrollica
Re:Background? (Score:5, Funny)
John Romero was a "rock star" of the computer game industry in the early 90s. He then disappeared to work on the "ultimate computer" game. Instead fucking it up, releasing Daikatana, and now needing to sell his Ferrari to buy Ramen Noodles.
In summary, he's no one relevant and you shouldn't care.
Re:Screw the Ferrari (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Revenge? (Score:3, Funny)
Certainly Newsworthy. (Score:3, Funny)
Times must be tough.. (Score:3, Funny)
Stooping to doing commander keen clones [monkeystone.com] for pocket pc for a living..
He even recently cut his hair short (expect it on ebay soon?)
Re:to slashdot advertising department (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DOESNT HONOR BIDS! (Score:2, Funny)
Apologies to Office Space and Mike Judge... (Score:5, Funny)
Adrian Carmack: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
John Romero: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think with my rippin' Ferarri and my wad I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Carmack: Well, not all chicks.
John Romero: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Re:Revenge? (Score:2, Funny)
Moderation. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm a funny guy, I prefer to moderate when things are funny. Instead they give it to me when some company is fined millions involving thinks I don't know or care about.
Or when something scientific has happened over my head. I don't have a clue what's going on.
But this story, I see lots of moderation needing to be done here. "Who the fuck is John Remero?" +1 Interesting.
"Daikatana sucked!" +1 Insightfull
"I can't believe it's not butter" +1 Funny.
But for once, I find my self joining those usually modded down. This is news for nerds? Stuff that matters? Please.
I don't care if bill gates sells his wifes vibrator. I don't want to hear about it. We might as well start posting submissions for Penny Arcade.
"It's Monday, and PA is back at it!"
Posted by Whomever: Todays, 2:45AM
Timmy_l33t was first in line this morning, with important news about penny arcade! Amazingly they've posted yet another comic, this one apperently asking
Flame, troll, funny, I don't really care.
Not even street legal (Score:5, Funny)
The lack of muffler and cat makes this car illegal for use on normal roads. But nowhere in the ad does JR mention that. Yet another undocumented feature.
I would buy it... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Screw the Ferrari (Score:2, Funny)
Thank for for your attention.
Moderation advice: +5 Tits
To win this car... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Screw the Ferrari (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Revenge? (Score:3, Funny)
If you haven't ever listened to this, I strongly recommend you download it. You'll never feel like Daikatana was worthwhile until you do...
Re:Quite frankly (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Comments from an Auto Enthusiast (Score:3, Funny)
Whatever the case, I've taken to calling them Testosteronas for reasons which should be obvious.
I wouldn't buy it with *his* money... (Score:2, Funny)
"Heavily modified"... Car lingo for: "Yeah.. we run drugs..."
"you will swear you're in a top fuel dragster as the car geometrically accelerates to a top speed of 200 mph..." Yeah... down hill in tropical storm bertha..
"A 10% non-refundable deposit will be required within 48 hours, and the balance must be paid within 5 working days..." Translation: My swiss bank account has mad interest so get yo ass a job
"This is the most awesome Ferrari Testarossa you'll ever see." You.. have... *seen* a Ferrari... right?
"Inside the car, add-ons include a cell phone, a Kenwood CD player, woofer-speaker box, and front and rear radar detectors." Golly gee really?
"The floor mats are slightly worn as are the edges of the seats, but there are no tears or cuts anywhere inside." -Translation: Hey! I know your girlfriend... eh..
"The rest of the body is just beautiful."
"Amazing handling & smooth ride" -You've... never felt the clutch on a sports car have you?....
Ebay Feedback (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm, sounds rather like that last game attempt of his, doesn't it?
hidden stereo (Score:3, Funny)
The stereo is in a hideaway spot in the center of the car so when someone looks in, it's not there.
Yeah, people often break the window of a $100,000 car just to steal the stereo. I'm glad whoever buys this car won't have to worry about that. He better also make sure he doesn't leave a $20 bill lying out in the open on the dashboard.
Re:Moderation. (Score:2, Funny)
Really?!? Where?
;)
Re:Moderation. (Score:3, Funny)
Inquiring minds want to know, after all
Re:Screw the Ferrari (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Shop around first (Score:3, Funny)
Check out this video
The cheer from the crowd is much cooler then the looks one gets for driving a Ferrari
(BTW check out this guys site. .
Re:Personal cutdowns (Score:1, Funny)
Re:A Geek's Car (Score:3, Funny)
BG's wife's vibrator (Score:3, Funny)
Re:His girlfriend's server (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Heavily modified (Score:2, Funny)
BUICK - Big, Ugly, Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY - Charged HEaVilY
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Envisioned Yet
CHEVY NOVAS:- (are actually designed by Toyota: Chevota or Toyolet?)
DATSUN - Disgraceful Auto That Stalls UNceasingly
DODGE - Driven Only During Grey Evenings
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drips Gas Everywhere
FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
FIAT - Fine Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - Fought Off Recall Demands
FORD - Found On Road Dead
FORD LTD - Found on road dying, Left to die.
FORD - F___er Only Runs Downhill
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD - First On Race Day
FORD - First On Rust Development
FORD - Fork Over Repair Dough
FORD - Founded On Reservation Dump
GEO - Good Engineering Overlooked
GEO - Gets Eventually Over 50
GMC - Gets More Chicks
GMC - Garage Mechanic's Companion
JEEP - Junk Engineered Executed Poorly
LTD - Laughable Trash Dump
MAZDA - My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
OLDS - Old Ladies Driving Slowly
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
PINTO - Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH - Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap
PONTIAC - Penniless Old Nicaraguan Thinks It's a Cadillac
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nick Thinks It's A Cadillac
PONTIAC - Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities
PORSCHE - Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB - Sorry Auto, Always Broken
SUBARU - Screwed up beyond all repair usually.
TRIUMPH - This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
TRIUMPH - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
TRIUMPH - The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
TOYOTA - Toyauto
TOYOTA - Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A
Re:His girlfriend's server (Score:1, Funny)