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Jeff Bezos' Shot At Space

Posted by timothy on Sat Apr 26, 2003 07:11 PM
from the more-fun-than-yachts dept.
Brad Stone points out his story (due out in Monday's issue of Newsweek) on Jeff Bezos' secret space-oriented company, called Blue Origin -- which aims to launch tourists in a reusable vehicle. The article also touches on some of the other private space ventures you've been reading about lately. (One cool note about Blue Origin is that Neal Stephenson is an employee; I hope he's not allowed anywhere dangerous.)
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  • Neal's speaking this week. (Score:5, Informative)

    by KFury (19522) * on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:12PM (#5816846)
    (http://fury.com/)
    Neal Stephenson's speaking at Carnegie Mellon on Thursday. I'll have to ask him about the project...
  • Patent? (Score:2, Funny)

    by Bob9113 (14996) on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:14PM (#5816855)
    (http://www.traxel.com/)
    So has Jeff applied for a patent on this yet?
    • Re:Patent? by Blaine Hilton (Score:2) Saturday April 26 2003, @07:36PM
    • No, but... by SuperBanana (Score:2) Saturday April 26 2003, @07:51PM
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  • It(TM)©® only(TM)©® takes(TM)©® one(TM)©® click(TM)©®(TM)!(TM)

    It(TM)©® only(TM)©® takes(TM)©® one(TM)©® click(TM)©®(TM)!(TM) is© a(TM) registered® trademark(TM) used(TM) with Jeff©'s(TM) permission©. Unauthourized© reproduction(TM) is© expressly® prohibited(TM).

    • Cease and Desist (Score:5, Funny)

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:34PM (#5816915)
      Attention Mr. teamhasnoi:

      I represent Mr. Jeff Bezos and his patent portfolio. We believe that your Slashdot signature, "OpenBeos [sourceforge.net]& Software [bebits.com]," contains intentionally misleading language. Consumers are likely to believe that "OpenBeos" is associated with Mr. Bezos.

      As you may be aware, "Bezos" has been copyrighted, patented, and trademarked by Mr. Bezos. In fact, Mr. Bezos also patented the process of trademarking the term "Bezos," to ensure that if his trademark were to expire, he could sue anyone else attempting to register the mark.

      We request that you immediately cease and desist all use of the term "Beos," or any other mark which misleads consumers into the false assumption that they are a patron of one of Mr. Bezos' business ventures.

      Regards

      J. Wilberforce Patterson, Esq.
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      • Re:Cease and Desist (Score:4, Funny)

        by Rolo Tomasi (538414) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:44PM (#5817078)
        (http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Saturday February 15 2003, @02:04AM)
        Hi, I'm the manager of a clown troupe called "Jerk Bozos". Should I consider having our group renamed?

        Thinking about it, I actually believe that our act, which consists of doing ridiculously stupid things and babbling incoherent nonsense, might infringe on Mr. Bezos' activities. We do not want any legal trouble and are willing to fully cooperate with Mr. Bezos' demands. Please advise.

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    • Good Ol' UTF-8 by neurostar (Score:1) Saturday April 26 2003, @07:34PM
    • Re:...aims to launch tourists in a reusable vehicl by Speare (Score:2) Sunday April 27 2003, @09:07AM
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  • Another One? (Score:2, Insightful)

    Jeez another person with their own space company. It seems im the only one without one!
    • Re:Another One? by RobertTaylor (Score:3) Saturday April 26 2003, @07:21PM
    • Re:Another One? by evilviper (Score:3) Saturday April 26 2003, @07:49PM
    • Re:Another One? (Score:4, Funny)

      by powerlinekid (442532) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:12PM (#5816991)
      Didn't you get the memo? Well since you seem upset by this, I'll give you some tips for starting your own:
      • Create fancy webpage with fancy drawings on napkins. It also helps to put some mathematical formulas on them.
      • Come up with a cool name. The cooler the name the better, I can't emphasize this enough.
      • Go to Walmart and buy some tupper-ware, garden hoses (roughly 200 feet), and gas containers.
      • Build something resembling a space vehicle out of said parts.
      • Make sure to say on your website: "Our designs take into affect safety in a cost effective way. We have privately tested our craft and it is technologically sound. However, We regret that without more funding we will no longer be able to provide a convenient, easy and safe way to put people into space on their terms."
      • Provide a donation and VC link on the bottom.


      Now sit back and watch the funding come in. You too can have a space program for only a $100 investment.
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  • this just in... (Score:4, Funny)

    by ansleybean (618941) on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:20PM (#5816873)
    (http://blog.heavymachines.net/)
    the federal patent office awarded a patent on space to jeff bezos today. as a result, all extraterrestrial bodies are required to license their existence.
  • secret (Score:1, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:21PM (#5816877)
    "Jeff Bezos' secret space-oriented company, "

    Not so secret anymore eh?
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  • How long before he files a patent? (Score:1, Redundant)

    by rrognlie (79008) on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:22PM (#5816882)
    (http://www.gamerz.net/rrognlie/)
    Given his recent history, how long before he and his bozo lawyers file patents on a

    "method for the transport and return of civilian passengers to near space in a reusable craft"

    ?
  • Bezos is boldly going where no dot-comer has gone before ...

    That quote is right underneath a picture of bald Mr. Bezos in which he very subtly resembles Jean Luc Picard ;-).

  • Amazon (Score:4, Funny)

    by cscx (541332) on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:24PM (#5816890)
    (http://slashdot.org/)
    So is this something else that no one will buy on Amazon, just like the Segway?
    • Re:Amazon by Shafe (Score:1) Saturday April 26 2003, @11:53PM
    • Re:Amazon by Blondie-Wan (Score:2) Sunday April 27 2003, @12:21AM
  • Imagine... (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:25PM (#5816892)
    ...the look on your mate's face as you OneClick a $20,000 space trip for him off his Amazon account...
  • Space Race 2.0? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by seldolivaw (179178) * <.moc.odles. .ta. .em.> on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:25PM (#5816893)
    (http://www.seldo.com/)
    What the hell happened? Did someone declare a second space race and I missed the memo? The X-prize has been around a while, but in the last few weeks I've read of four separate previously-secret ventures to get people into space cheaply. So soon after Columbia, and in the middle of an economic downturn doesn't sound like the greatest time to announce high-risk, expensive projects like these. What gives? Even if the others are just copycats, what pushed the first guy to publish?

    Waiting to be enlightened here....
  • I'm sure he'd patent the method used to get him there, wouldn't he? And the damn patent office would allow it, because the patent office is his bitch, right?

    Then again, leaving Bezos in space might be just what we need...

  • Neal Stephenson on the payroll... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by TWX (665546) on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:31PM (#5816908)
    It would be pretty cool if he were there because he's trying to get some experience for a future novel. It'd be especially funny, if comparing this work to Snow Crash, if he were going to have his character be a janitor in a space facility or somesuch, and like our infamous pizza driver, took on the closest weird job of custodial maintenance at this company to get a feel for what his character's life would be...
  • Space? Why? (Score:1, Troll)

    by pummer (637413) <spamNO@SPAMpumm.org> on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:59PM (#5816962)
    (http://www.pumm.org/ | Last Journal: Saturday January 03 2004, @08:44PM)
    Why would anyone venture into space privately? We all know that space travel is obviously one of the most dangerous undertakings humanly possible. Why, then, would anyone in their right mind venture into space, let alone with a company which employs Neal Stephenson.
  • Must......Resist...... (Score:5, Funny)

    by A_Non_Moose (413034) on Saturday April 26 2003, @07:59PM (#5816964)
    (http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Saturday January 05 2002, @01:42AM)
    Snide....comments......

    (awww, screw it) /Muppet Announcer Voice
    BEEEZZZOOOOSSSS...IIIINNNNNNnnnn....SPAAAAC CCEEE (/echo space).

  • by pipingguy (566974) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:00PM (#5816968)
    (http://www.pipingdesign.com/)
    Why aren't these billionaires exploring the depths of the oceans as James "King of the World" Cameron does?

    Surely there's interesting stuff down there, like nucular radiation-enlarged squids [nasa.gov], slime monsters [geocities.com] and maybe a Godzilla-like creature [50megs.com] or two.

    Are any of them funding research into solar cells [boeing.com], wind technology, [nrel.gov] tidal power [murdoch.edu.au] or geothermal [energy.gov] or is it all a great big ego boost? [world-sex-records.com]
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  • reality distortion field (Score:3, Funny)

    by astrashe (7452) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:02PM (#5816972)
    (Last Journal: Friday March 26 2004, @04:22PM)
    He should form a company to sell the machine that generated the reality distortion field he used on his investors.

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  • by MillionthMonkey (240664) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:03PM (#5816974)
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  • You can see the website now! (Score:2, Redundant)

    by Boss, Pointy Haired (537010) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:13PM (#5817000)
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  • 1) File crappy patents that are in no way ubique or original.
    2)Walk to moon on stacks of patent paperwork.
    3)Patent the 'process in which a body may orbit around another'.
  • by FsG (648587) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:15PM (#5817009)
    (http://fsg.botservice.net/)
    Brad Stone points out his story (due out in Monday's issue of Newsweek) on Jeff Bezos' secret space-oriented company

    Phew..for a sec, I thought that was Jeff Bates' secret space-oriented company. Its like, gee, whats VA paying him these days?

  • Amazing! (Score:4, Funny)

    by zerOnIne (128186) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:17PM (#5817016)
    (http://justin.richer.org/)
    From the more-fun-than-yachts department

    Billionaires secretly building rockets and other spaceships isn't all that surprising; but a Slashdot editor using "than" properly in lieu of the much more popular "then"... now *that's* what I call news!
  • Crash and Burn (Score:1, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:23PM (#5817031)
    I think a few of these ventures are going to give a whole new meaning to their Dot-Com founders understanding of the term "Crash and Burn".
  • A great quote from the artilce... (Score:3, Insightful)

    by thoolie (442789) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:28PM (#5817046)
    (http://www.texxelle.com/)
    A great quote from the article really points to something that is pretty neat, IMHO, "The computer and Internet revolutions have given a great deal of capital to the 'Star Wars' fans."

    It really is a good point, never befor have so many "nerds" had the cash to do something this cool!
  • Profitable? (Score:1)

    by w42w42 (538630) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:33PM (#5817053)
    He can't make a profit selling books. How does anyone think he'll be profitable at this? He must have found some masochistic investors somewhere.
  • by gelfling (6534) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:40PM (#5817066)
    (http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Monday October 29, @07:20AM)
    Floating upside down and avoiding The Man. That's what this reminds me of.
  • Oh! Joy! (Score:1)

    by occamboy (583175) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:41PM (#5817071)
    More nonsense from Bezos that will never work, and waste a ton of dough. Is it any wonder that those really useful and popular Segway thingies are sold on Amazon?
  • by zymano (581466) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:43PM (#5817074)
    Both these guys are going to find out that because they have some greenbacks doesn't translate to space success. Space is very expensive. Both of them want it for cheap and it's not going to happen.
  • by xmldude (303952) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:45PM (#5817079)
    (http://www.cnspace.net/)
    Click here to launch with 1-Click

    bunny of death!
  • there's a thread on this at spymac, with a better picture: here [spymac.com]
  • More Private Companies (Score:3, Insightful)

    by oaf357 (661305) on Saturday April 26 2003, @08:56PM (#5817101)
    (http://www.shortconsulting.com/ | Last Journal: Sunday November 09 2003, @04:28PM)
    Okay, this might seem terrible to say but what happens when one of these guys goes broke? Even worse, when there's an accident? I'm very happy to see progression of this kind because it really doesn't seem like NASA will be doing any for quite some time but have these guys seen the BIG picture? Redesigning rockets from the ground up is a good thing but remember when NASA was designing rockets? They had numerous scrubbed, failed, and fatal launches. Maybe these organizations should get together and pool their resources a little and make sure safety first is a goal. The worst thing that could happen to human space travel would be for another disasterous loss of life to occur. Because if a government can't do it and private organizations can't do it then who can? I wish these people and their employees the best of luck and hope they are successful in their ventures.
  • Scaled Composites - fake? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Traa (158207) on Saturday April 26 2003, @09:01PM (#5817116)
    (http://www.yellowcatdesign.com/ | Last Journal: Monday June 23 2003, @01:55AM)
    Got to love those journalists that start the article with a picture of a rival company's craft without specifically mentioning that this craft has nothing to do with Mr Bezos.

    On top of that, the picture is Photoshopped (whoops, I mean "Gimped" :-)

    Compare the bottom of this [scaled.com] picture closely to this [scaled.com] image. Both are from Scaled Composites own site. Scaled Composites is one of the competitors for the X-price.

    Note the following fakes:
    1) The attachment of the crafts is a Photoshop job. They removed the wheels (look closely at the spot on the small plane that suposedly holds the wheels) and note that they forgot to remove the shadow of the front stand. Also, the shadow on the attachement between the planes is (nicely) faked. For that matter, so is the whole attachment.
    2) The small plane does not actually have an exhaust (the red thingy). In all the pictures this thing looks a little different. Note how it is awkwardly in and out of shadow in the above pictures.

    Why?

    Do investors know about this? Is this common practice for a startup (ok, forget I asked that ;-)? If I photoshop a cool plane, will you give me 1 Gazillion $$ too?
  • but if he does, does he have to come back?
  • Joint Efforts Anyone? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by kevlar (13509) on Saturday April 26 2003, @09:05PM (#5817131)
    With all these billionares forming their own space oriented companies, what the hell is stopping them from pooling their resources for their common goal?!?! You'd think that if they were capable of doing all this so cheaply, that triple or quadruple the capital would help speed things along...
  • High tech (Score:3, Interesting)

    by shadowbearer (554144) on Saturday April 26 2003, @09:10PM (#5817141)
    (http://slashdot.org/ | Last Journal: Sunday July 03 2005, @04:43PM)
    from article: " Rutan has spent a celebrated career designing airplanes like the Voyager, the first aircraft to fly around the world without refueling. He doesn't classify as an immigrant from high tech"

    Voyager? Not high tech? The first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping for fuel? Methinks he's pretty modest ... y'know, I think I like this guy.

    SB
  • Stephenson is into high-power rocketry. I once asked him, at a signing, what Tripoli / NAR* Cert Level (the internally-administered skill level which determines the size of rocket motors one can purchase) he'd achieved.

    He'd gotten to Level Two, which requires a written test and successfully launching a carefully inspected large rocket. As I recall, it lets you use "J" and "K" motors. (For those who flew Estes motors as kids, this is the equivalent of 64 and 128 D motors.)

    Level Three requires a really large and sturdy rocket, and lets you use monstrous M motors.

    (I was certified in the early 90s before there were levels, but let it lapse during grad school; when I tried for level one last year I failed because my model's nose cone popped off due to internal pressure. Nothing damaged, but that was enough to scuttle the attempt.)

    Now I'm picturing him filling out the paperwork for Cert Level 4: Manned Flight.

    Stefan

    * Tripoli Rocketry Association / National Association of Rocketry

  • Jeff wil now patent the Space Shuttle to lock out competition with his venture..

    My bet is less than 12 months away for that patent
  • Awesome! (Score:1)

    by Shafe (72598) on Saturday April 26 2003, @10:53PM (#5817438)
    (http://home.shafe.com/)
    This is so amazing how many rich entrepreneurs are getting into the space business. I love to hear them putting their money and energy towards a good cause: the future of mankind.
  • by Argon (6783) on Saturday April 26 2003, @11:13PM (#5817485)
    (http://people.debian.org/~rganesan)
    (spelling intentional). With the all the war stories going on I parsed that as shot in space and thought some guy mad at the one click patent did him in! The "space" bit was confusing though :-)
  • Tax Stunt... (Score:2, Interesting)

    by PhiloHmm (200352) on Sunday April 27 2003, @12:43AM (#5817803)
    Could this just be a way from them to spend more than 7.5% of their Adjusted Gross Income on a hobby to get another tax deduction? Hmm...
  • by Ride-My-Rocket (96935) on Sunday April 27 2003, @12:45AM (#5817810)
    (http://www.supersaiyan.com/)
    ... who said that Segway would revolutionize transportation. I'm more interested in what Carmack and the other leading X-Prize company (with the wacky looking ship / plane) can come up with.
  • Jeff patents space flight and files suit against NASA.
  • More (Score:2)

    by coolmacdude (640605) on Sunday April 27 2003, @01:37AM (#5817973)
    (http://slashdot.org/~coolmacdude | Last Journal: Sunday March 23 2003, @12:22PM)
    There are lots of companies planning the future of space. Space Island Group [spaceislandgroup.com] plans to construct several space stations before the end of the decade. Space Adventures [spaceadventures.com] is going to offer flights into space for $98,000 a person. And I've seen several proposals to plan the mining of Helium-3 from the moon that could serve as a long term power source for earth. It's good to see the private sector getting involved here, we definitely need it to improve the cost and feasibility of long term projects. We just aren't going to get it from govt. funding that is capable of spending $600 for a toilet seat.
    • Re:More by xaaronx (Score:2) Sunday April 27 2003, @03:26AM
      • Re:More by coolmacdude (Score:2) Sunday April 27 2003, @11:10AM
        • Re:More by xaaronx (Score:1) Tuesday April 29 2003, @12:10AM
          • Re:More by xaaronx (Score:1) Tuesday April 29 2003, @12:16AM
  • I thought this meant that Jeff Bezos was being shot (like out of a cannon) in the general direction of space...doh...
  • Or did anyone else start to rejoince after misreading this as "Jeff Bezos shot into space"?
  • Hm... (Score:2)

    by Snaller (147050) on Sunday April 27 2003, @08:58AM (#5818862)
    (Last Journal: Tuesday June 26, @08:41AM)
    Jeff Bezos' secret space-oriented company, called Blue Origin -- which aims to launch tourists in a reusable vehicle.

    So the vehicle is reusable... what about the tourists?
  • In other news (Score:1)

    by buckinm (628185) on Sunday April 27 2003, @09:23AM (#5818973)
    Jeff Bezos has applied for a patent for space.
  • Jeff Bezos shot INTO space.

    And then I thought "'bout damn time!".

  • While it is excellent to see multiple billionaires pursuing cheap access to space (CATS), this seems like a problem that will be much easier to solve as new materials and processes come along (diamondoid jet nozzles, fusion, etc.) in the near future. Several of these entrepreneurs are of course already using newer materials and processes (composites, active dynamics, small ground crews augmented by fancy computers and software) relative to what NASA is stuck with in maintaining an aging Shuttle.

    While I would never say such innovative effort is wasted, it would seem that launch technologies, while sexy, might really deserve somewhat lower priorities than the issue of what to do when we are in space. The fact is, we can launch people now, and relatively off-the-shelf technology (e.g. Ariane or Saturn V equivalent rockets) if manufactured in large quantities are probably Cheap-enough Access To Space for the next ten to twenty years (until nano-tech makes far better launch systems possible) especially if we are willing to accept 5% human casualties for launch (which is probably a far lower casualty rate than most human settlement travel activities historically).

    There is also an issue of focus -- people focus on reusable vehicles, but the reality is that it is so costly to get things into space that there is not much point in returning either people or equipment after they have been launched. At best, Apollo era reentry capsules for people who want to come back to earth are good enough. For example, the space shuttle costs so much to launch relative to its production cost it should really be left in orbit as usable equipment (since anything in orbit is worth its weight in gold), and people returned in a small capsule if at all. Even if launch costs are greatly reduced, I think that a general outward trend of humanity will still reflect some of this economics (short of a space elevator). For example, in the USA, most people who went "West" during the 1800s probably never came back East.

    So where is a key area of research that should be a priority among NASA and Billionaires, but is not heavily pursued? The issue is what to do in space once you have gotten there. Because if there is a reason to be in space, then people and collectives will work to get there. And the reality is, that right now, if we could get there, there is nothing to do there short of look around and come back. And if that were the case, Space would not deserve much more investment than say tourism to Mt. Everest. The reality is that we don't know how to support human life in space -- in large part because we have only spent a pittance on thinking about that issue systematically compared to the issues of CATS and Planetary Exploration. Frankly, while we support human life on earth, we have very little meta-knowledge formally about how to do even that. And, most of figuring out how to support human life in space at a nuts and bolts level requires non-sexy activities like sitting around and staring out the window, talking, sending emails, building databases, building software tools, building some small physical protypes on tabletops and outdoors, and just plain thinking (the hard stuff). This is all the preparation needed for the spiritual voyage into the (physical) heavens. Biosphere II was an excellent start in some ways, although the science mission was a bit dodgy at first and it seems Columbia (the recipient) seems about to abandon that effort for cost reasons --- and in any case, Biosphere II focuses on the wrong question -- we know biospheres can work and replicate (although scale is an issue) -- what we don't know is how to replicate the mechanical infrastructure (e.g. glass pane making machinery) behind them. A lot more money has gone into studying ecosystem food webs than industrial ecologies of pipe webs and assembly line webs (and frankly, a lot of people don't want their "proprietary" manufacturing processes studied or gossipped about by academics.)

    Almost everything proposed as a reason to launch into space doesn't ma

  • A excuse for Uber-latency on IRC. "My IRC host is on the moon."
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  • Re:Great, but... (Score:1)

    by lamber45 (658956) on Saturday April 26 2003, @09:01PM (#5817114)
    (http://www.lmert.com/people/davidl/ | Last Journal: Tuesday April 10 2007, @07:30PM)
    it also might give more opportunity for censorship. After all, Lunar society is likely to be a small population in day-to-day fear of terrorism for some time. For an example of censorship today on Earth, first do a search at Chinese Yahoo for "al quaida is cooler than linux" here [yahoo.com]. Do you connect? Good. Now see what happens when you search for falun gong [yahoo.com]. Strange attitude toward something that isn't any deeper than the first day of a Tae Kwon Do [msu.edu] class...
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