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Who's Your Favorite Vampire Hunter?

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Buffy
  7846 votes / 30%
Blade
  4057 votes / 15%
The Frog Brothers
  938 votes / 3%
Van Helsing
  2676 votes / 10%
Abraham Lincoln
  2310 votes / 9%
D
  2618 votes / 10%
Lycans
  920 votes / 3%
Vampires are people too
  4284 votes / 16%
25649 total votes.
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  • Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
  • Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
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Who's Your Favorite Vampire Hunter?

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  • JCVH? (Score:2, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 27, 2012 @09:50PM (#40474849)

    Whatever happened to Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?

  • Re:JCVH? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday June 27, 2012 @10:19PM (#40475029)

    The Jews got him.

  • Sookie! (Score:5, Funny)

    by cobbaut (232092) <[paul.cobbaut] [at] [gmail.com]> on Thursday June 28, 2012 @02:35AM (#40476173) Homepage Journal

    Sookie Stackhouse is by far the best vampire 'hunter' ;-)

  • Re:JCVH? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Chrisq (894406) on Thursday June 28, 2012 @04:16AM (#40476531)

    The Jews got him.

    Its worse than that, a Jewish zombie got him. I have it on good authority that he walked out of his tomb

  • Re:JCVH? (Score:5, Funny)

    by niftydude (1745144) on Thursday June 28, 2012 @09:00AM (#40478007)
    Never saw that movie, but I always though Jesus Christ was a vampire.

    Think about it:
    1) He dies, then lays in a crypt for a few days before rising as one of the undead, 2) He creates followers by having them drink his blood, 3) He survived in a desert without any food or water for 40 days & nights

    Vampire.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Thursday June 28, 2012 @09:37AM (#40478431)

    Hey, I am a vampire.

    Once again you misspelled "virgin".

  • Re:JCVH? (Score:5, Funny)

    by The Grim Reefer (1162755) on Thursday June 28, 2012 @01:04PM (#40482165)
    I believe this diagram [blogspot.com] may be helpful. ;-)
  • by painandgreed (692585) on Thursday June 28, 2012 @01:51PM (#40483439)

    If "Twilight" is anything to go by, Stephanie Meyer is trying to kill the traditional vampire stone dead

    you just have to understand that the series makes much more sense if you consider the possibility of them not being actual vampires, but just really, really confused fairies.

  • Re:JCVH? (Score:4, Funny)

    by Chrisq (894406) on Friday June 29, 2012 @02:33AM (#40491131)
    That explains why so many churches have a gate especially for him [wikipedia.org]
  • by Bigbutt (65939) on Friday June 29, 2012 @06:31AM (#40492055) Homepage Journal

    It's a downloadable library and doesn't come with the distro. Generally I don't find out about features when I'm coding until I need it and start searching. Perl has a zombie killing module and Python has some excellent constrictors but until you need them, you don't know they're there.

    [John]

  • Re:JCVH? (Score:3, Funny)

    by SlickNic (1097097) on Friday June 29, 2012 @10:24AM (#40494431)

    A zombie is an animated corpse brought back to life by mystical means, such as witchcraft or from illness, disease or plague.

    • It has lowered consciousness, mobility, and agility.
    • It immediately begins to decay and decompose with no cessation.
    • It is easily barred from forward movement by basic blockades of physical impediments.

    The resurrection body, which is the type that Christ had after His resurrection according to Biblical Scriptures, possess several properties

    • immortality
    • entirety, implying the restitution of the limbs, the distinction of the sexes and the perfection of the senses;
    • the excellent physique and physical beauty (natural prerogative).
    • incorruptibility, freedom from decay, or impassibility, freedom from pain, deriving from the perfect submission of the body to the soul
    • clarity or glory: the bodies of saints will reflect the light, the inner splendor of the soul, therefore, in the body they will conform to the Incarnate Word;
    • agility, so that the body of the saint, once free from the natural heaviness (imponderability), will be able to move rapidly from one place to another in the cosmos;
    • subtility, the faculty to penetrate everything: the glorious body penetrates, without difficulty nor mutual damage, the other bodies in the Universe.
    • Zombies clearly are completely different from a resurrected, glorified or incorruptible body.

    You're right, definitely not a zombie. Sounds more like a vampire or maybe a vampire hybrid AKA "day walker". He certainly has a thing for blood, seeing as he makes all of his followers drink it.

Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. -- Ambrose Bierce

 



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