Typically, I touch N computer keyboards daily:

Isn't it more fun when they just post the numbers and let us work out what the significance of them is? Sure you'd lose the joke but you'd gain so much more. Also, what about parts of keyboards. If I get pissed off at my computer and smash the keyboard, and half of it flies behind the couch, then I clean up the mess that's within reach, then after a few years when I move the couch I clean up the rest... how should I count that?

You should use a laptop.

http://xkcd.com/243/ [xkcd.com]

Well part of what makes a computer a computer is that it is a general purpose device. Your microwave, television, remote control, clock radio, printers, etc. don't really meet that definition. Sure, their internals might be capable of running arbitrary code, but the fact that I can balance a board on some apples doesn't make them wheels.

As for your Wii, that's actually pretty close to being a computer. The PS3 was able to run linux (for a while, I never paid attention to how that ended), so I'd say it qualified as a computer. And a tablet definitely should be considered one. It is, after all, just a laptop with a different HID and a few less ports.