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Typically, I touch N computer keyboards daily:

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N = 1 (my own, my precious)

3812 votes / 10%

N = 2 or 3 (home/work, or desktop/laptop, say)

22130 votes / 60%

N = 4 to 10 (helping coworkers, perhaps)

8915 votes / 24%

N = 11 to 30 (dedicated tech support role)

1506 votes / 4%

N > 30 (admitting your addiction is the 1st step)

490 votes / 1%

36853 total votes.

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I touch all kinds of keyboards. (Score:5, Funny)

by cshark ( 673578 ) writes: on Tuesday November 29, 2011 @11:33AM (#38202602)

Softly, and only when asked. I can run my fingers down their sweet curveys and tight buttons. Pressing in just the right spot. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

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Re:Physical Keyboard? (Score:3, Funny)

by Anonymous Coward writes: on Tuesday November 29, 2011 @12:14PM (#38203056)

And a creature is a human only if they have normal human emotional responses, otherwise they're an assburger. Fair?

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All are precious snowflakes (Score:5, Funny)

by Sez Zero ( 586611 ) writes: on Tuesday November 29, 2011 @01:54PM (#38204382) Journal

They're ALL precious, you insensitive clod!

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Re:Lot of keyboards around me (Score:5, Funny)

by orgelspieler ( 865795 ) writes: <w0lfie@ma c . c om> on Tuesday November 29, 2011 @02:04PM (#38204506) Journal

Seeing as most cell phones and tablets have more computing power than the ENIAC, I think it's fair to call them computers. Besides, the only way to express true love to your computer is through punch cards -- sweet, sweet punch cards.

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Re:Missing options (Score:5, Funny)

by orgelspieler ( 865795 ) writes: <w0lfie@ma c . c om> on Tuesday November 29, 2011 @02:08PM (#38204582) Journal

N = 0 (I do everything with the mouse)
Excuse me, but REAL programmers use butterflies.
oblig [xkcd.com]

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Re:Physical Keyboard? (Score:3, Funny)

by Chrisq ( 894406 ) writes: on Wednesday November 30, 2011 @06:29AM (#38212260)

Doing support, I have recently caught myself occasionally reaching out to touch the user's screen, forgetting that desktops don't yet typically have touch screens...
Let me fix that for you:

Doing support, I have recently caught myself occasionally reaching out to touch the user's tits, forgetting that women typically like geeks touching their tits..

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Typically, I touch N computer keyboards daily:

I touch all kinds of keyboards. (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Physical Keyboard? (Score:3, Funny)

All are precious snowflakes (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Lot of keyboards around me (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Missing options (Score:5, Funny)

Re:Physical Keyboard? (Score:3, Funny)