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Are You Prepared For the Zombie Apocalypse?

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I have a partially written document (somewhere)
  2527 votes / 8%
Hard copies of my zombie attack plan are in the fire safe
  1375 votes / 4%
I already live in a fortified bunker with food and weapons
  4126 votes / 13%
I am completely unprepared for this fictional event
  12253 votes / 41%
I am a zombie, you insensitive clod!
  3092 votes / 10%
I want to eat CowboyNeal
  1650 votes / 5%
I don't believe in zombies
  4576 votes / 15%
29599 total votes.
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Are You Prepared For the Zombie Apocalypse?

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  • by nku (982751) on Monday October 17, 2011 @09:27AM (#37738078) Homepage

    Long time no see, friend!

  • by flowlee (950212) on Monday October 17, 2011 @11:19AM (#37739504)
    Because he follows a simple set of rules.
  • by TheRaven64 (641858) on Monday October 17, 2011 @11:25AM (#37739596) Journal

    The nearest Territorial Army base would be a better bet. The police may have a few guns, the weekend warriors will have a lot. Public schools are also a good bet in the UK. Mine had about 20 .22 target rifles, but also 40 SA-80s and a couple of LSWs and a big pile of ammunition - a lot more than I'd expect to find in a police station.

    Gun control in the UK doesn't mean guns are hard to find, it just means you don't get idiots waving them around and shooting each other by mistake.

  • Re:Easy (Score:5, Informative)

    by pixelpusher220 (529617) on Monday October 17, 2011 @01:16PM (#37741258)
    Michigan has 4 seasons:

    Almost Winter
    Still Winter
    4th of July.
  • by Lord Kano (13027) on Tuesday October 18, 2011 @12:43AM (#37746970) Homepage Journal

    Don't get me wrong, guns are great. I don't own one, but appreciate the right to own one (even if it think the wording / logic (in Jefferson's time, everyone would have been in a militia, ergo the 2nd amendment is clear.) could be a little more clear and concrete)

    I hear this all of the time from people who have some information about the topic. Let me show you something.


    • 311. Militia: composition and classes
      (a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.
      (b) The classes of the militia are—
      (1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and
      (2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.

    This is not some obscure 18th century codex, it's the law of the land as of right now. The individual right to keep and bear arms is crystal clear. The people who pretend otherwise have an agenda of disarmament.

    i would wager, for most of us decent human beings, it's far easier to use a gun to keep someone from taking what you have when it's all that's keeping you alive, than it is to flip the switch in your mind and go take that stuff from someone else.

    Never, and I do mean NEVER underestimate what people will do when their children are crying out in hunger. If it meant the difference between my children eating or starting to death, I'd waylay unsuspecting travelers all day night long. Most other parents would do so as well.


  • by mojo-raisin (223411) on Wednesday October 19, 2011 @05:18AM (#37759666)

    Try reading DC v Heller. The SCOTUS has opined the 2nd Amendment's main purpose is to clarify self defense. Not militia purposes. Not common defense.

    Bradys cried very hard on 6/26/08 and 6/28/10.

Truly simple systems... require infinite testing. -- Norman Augustine


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