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Santa Takes Daddy's Money (Score:2, Funny)
One year (about fifty years ago, yeah, I'm that old) my dad teased my sister with the story that, after Santa put all the presents under the tree he took all the money out of dad's wallet. When mom took my sister to see Santa and get their picture taken, she asked him if that's what he did. According to my mom, he winked at her and said, "I sure do." I don't recall that this dampened my sister's enthusiasm for Santa coming that Christmas.
Disillusions the children (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sweep (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Im Jewish you insensitive clod! (Score:5, Funny)
Checks to see (Score:5, Funny)
Merry Christmas everyone!
Re:Missing Option (Score:5, Funny)
Dude - Go Buy:
A. few cases of Beer
B. some extremely loud powertools (insofar not available anyway)
Christmas Day, open a beer - forget the decoration, remodel that joint. Walls, who needs em? By the time you are on your fourth beer, you'll have made enough noise to personally get to meet every neighbour for miles. This is where the remainder of the beer comes in handy, the neighbours may initially be somewhat pissed at your db level - later, theyll just be pissed.
Result? - New Friends, New House, Bad Hangover - Hey, its Xmas!
Obligatory WikiLeaks Seasons Greetings (Score:5, Funny)
Dear Children,
Santa is Mom and Dad.
Merry Christmas,
Wikileaks
Re:Santa Takes Daddy's Money (Score:5, Funny)
My children are terrified of the Easter Bunny. He wrecks the house every year, leaving dirt, claw marks, and overturned furniture in his wake. Oh yeah, and some potentially poisoned candy that daddy has to 'test' for them.
Re:Missing Option (Score:2, Funny)
Jesus loves you.
O sorry... Jesus just called, hes got syphilis from living in Alberta and cant love you until the antibiotics clean up his junk.
Santa will love you tonight, count on it (hes large... and jolly).
Santa mostly... (Score:4, Funny)
pretends some illness and makes yearly movies about someone else "saving" his christmas. Then he laughs all the way to the bank. HO HO HO.