on by's Journal: Monotony Report 20020714

Please note that the new Nazi regime of banning low karma users came into affect during this period (i think). I shall maybe update the code to take this into account - in the meantime check out the stories that are at 22% & 27% noise (which is the ratio of -1 posts to everything else! w00t!)

Monotony Report - scroll to bottom to see the totals for all
of the stories - MonotonyReport (c)2002 on by.

Report for: Slashdot | Seventeen Years of Tetris
Total Comments: 370 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 224 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6518
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.091176 (340:31) (8.3784% noise)

First Post: Kathleen Malda this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
  

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• Patik (12 posts 3.2432%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Kathleen Malda, The Lyrics Guy, returnofthe_spork (3 posts 0.81081%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• madcow_ucsb, Mattygfunk, (outer-limits), MeowMeow Jones, guttentag (3 posts 0.81081%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Interesting Enemies For a Diagnostic Database
Total Comments: 396 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 200 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.98
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.058667 (375:22) (5.5556% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• neoshmengi (17 posts 4.2929%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• The Lyrics Guy (4 posts 1.0101%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Tablizer, TheMohel, danheskett, gmhowell, ErikTheRed (2 posts 0.50505%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Freeciv-1.13.0 Stable
Total Comments: 194 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 99 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.9596
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.28289 (152:43) (22.165% noise)

First Post: insomniac this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• anshil (5 posts 2.5773%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• insomniac, JismTroll, YHVH, FunkSoulBrother, flaw1, kubrick, cmdr_shithead, AOL Staff Undercover (1 posts 0.51546%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• bcrowell, Daniel, Arker, smallstepforman, mfarah, anshil (1 posts 0.51546%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | IPFilter Infriging on Bay Network Patent?
Total Comments: 224 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 118 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8983
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.125 (200:25) (11.161% noise)

First Post: C_nemo this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• HiThere (16 posts 7.1429%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (4 posts 1.7857%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Syre, mickwd, cant_get_a_good_nick, Vodak, darkonc, drix, ajs, llywrch, AxelTorvalds, FreeLinux, aeaeae (2 posts 0.89286%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | The Mod Squad
Total Comments: 109 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 56 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.9464
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.27907 (86:24) (22.018% noise)

First Post: handybundler this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• antdude (4 posts 3.6697%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• handybundler, Pr0n K1ng, TrollBridge, SweetAndSourJesus, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Accord MT, real_b0fh, Anal Cocks (1 posts 0.91743%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• (0 posts 0%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Skydiving from 25 Miles Up
Total Comments: 277 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 160 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.7312
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.112 (250:28) (10.108% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• undercanopy, AntiNorm (8 posts 2.8881%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• confucio-licious, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, TrollBridge (4 posts 1.444%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• einhverfr, Alrescha, WCMI92, NearlyHeadless, Paul Jakma (2 posts 0.72202%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Teaching BattleBots in High School
Total Comments: 160 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 95 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6842
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.10274 (146:15) (9.375% noise)

First Post: SamBeckett this person got the FP!

• Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• mrgunntm, E1v!$, anthony_dipierro (8 posts 5%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (4 posts 2.5%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Real World Stuff, NASAKnight, meta-monkey, helarno (2 posts 1.25%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Halo for the PC and Mac
Total Comments: 258 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 126 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.0476
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.083682 (239:20) (7.7519% noise)

First Post: Cheesy Fool this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• donnacha (12 posts 4.6512%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• cmdr_shithead (4 posts 1.5504%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Y-Crate, SimplyCosmic (2 posts 0.77519%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Ximian Desktop Installer, Red Carpet, and MonkeyTalk
Total Comments: 305 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 154 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.9805
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.051546 (291:15) (4.918% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• xtremex (16 posts 5.2459%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• confucio-licious, cmdr_shithead (2 posts 0.65574%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• GigsVT, reaper20, Pengo, JoshuaDFranklin, IamTheRealMike, crovira (2 posts 0.65574%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | New Supersonic Jet Test Less Than Successful
Total Comments: 257 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 134 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.9179
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.066116 (242:16) (6.2257% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• donnacha, mpe (12 posts 4.6693%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Captain Pedantic, Erikson Fsck, Fecal Troll Matter, Raul654, cyphixation, cmdr_shithead (2 posts 0.77821%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Christopher Thomas, mlas, MrP-, Cally, craw, Tet (2 posts 0.77821%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Peekabooty, Camera/Shy Released
Total Comments: 155 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 85 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8235
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.10638 (141:15) (9.6774% noise)

First Post: cyberlotnet this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• phaxkolumbo (4 posts 2.5806%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• cyberlotnet, The Lyrics Guy, hex1848, Cobalt Weaponary, anonymous cowfart (1 posts 0.64516%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• ocbwilg, FreeLinux, helarno, cperciva (1 posts 0.64516%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Mac-Case Clone for PCs
Total Comments: 219 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 127 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.7244
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.062802 (207:13) (5.9361% noise)

First Post: Spazzz this person got the FP!

• Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• OneFix (10 posts 4.5662%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Dekaner, Bitter Old Man, handybundler, microsoft.CLIT (2 posts 0.91324%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• kawaichan, wazzzup, jonnythan, dpbsmith, ckd, rattler14, boris_the_hacker (2 posts 0.91324%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | The Future Of The 2.0 Linux Kernel
Total Comments: 234 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 104 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.25
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.175 (200:35) (14.957% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• tao (11 posts 4.7009%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Felt Tip Pen (6 posts 2.5641%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• tao, ghum, Erasmus Darwin, shoppa, dpbsmith (2 posts 0.8547%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Russia Loses Inflatable Spacecraft
Total Comments: 179 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 67 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.6716
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.37405 (131:49) (27.374% noise)

First Post: mAIsE this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• Verizon Guy, foniksonik, WolfWithoutAClause (8 posts 4.4693%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Goatse Pez Dispenser (4 posts 2.2346%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• MADCOWbeserk (2 posts 1.1173%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | RoadRunner Blocking Use of Kazaa
Total Comments: 648 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 299 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1672
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.063934 (610:39) (6.0185% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• thales (48 posts 7.4074%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Mode0x13 (6 posts 0.92593%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• tonywong, NoMoreNicksLeft, waytoomuchcoffee, Jah-Wren Ryel, Chasuk, PacoTaco, scott1853, kmellis (3 posts 0.46296%). lameness sucks junk chars

*** Report for Todays Front Page ***
Total Comments: 3985
Total Posters: 1656
Average Posts per user: 2.4064
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.10803 (3610:390) (9.7867% noise)
First Posts:

• AC: 6
• CLiT: 7
• Dumbasses: 2
  • Victory to the CLiT!

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):

• thales (50 posts 1.2547%).

Most Noise (-1, logged in):

• MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (17 posts 0.4266%).

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):

• dpbsmith (4 posts 0.10038%).

Top 10 Posters (all scores, logged in):

• thales (50 posts 1.2547%).
• Anonvmous Coward (38 posts 0.95358%).
• donnacha (37 posts 0.92848%).
• yerricde (32 posts 0.80301%).
• Tablizer (31 posts 0.77792%).
• Peyna (30 posts 0.75282%).
• GigsVT (26 posts 0.65245%).
• H3XA (25 posts 0.62735%).
• HiThere (22 posts 0.55207%).
• WolfWithoutAClause (22 posts 0.55207%).

Top 10 Noise Makers (-1, logged in):

• MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (17 posts 0.4266%).
• cmdr_shithead (13 posts 0.32622%).
• The Lyrics Guy (12 posts 0.30113%).
• confucio-licious (8 posts 0.20075%).
• TrollBridge (7 posts 0.17566%).
• Felt Tip Pen (6 posts 0.15056%).
• Mode0x13 (6 posts 0.15056%).
• REPTAR!!! RARRR!!! (5 posts 0.12547%).
• GhostseTroll (5 posts 0.12547%).
• GafTheHorseInTears (4 posts 0.10038%).