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Report for: Slashdot | Harvesting Capacitors for Backyard Munitions
Total Comments: 408 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 198 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.0606
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.096515 (373:36) (8.8235% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
  

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• Hoi Polloi (16 posts 3.9216%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Goatse Pez Dispenser (12 posts 2.9412%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Tablizer (4 posts 0.98039%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Build Your Own Virus
Total Comments: 367 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 174 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1092
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.14286 (322:46) (12.534% noise)

First Post: Pen1s Goat Guy this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• krmt (42 posts 11.444%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Horny Smurf (21 posts 5.7221%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• krmt (12 posts 3.2698%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Slashback: Stapler, Interface, Gaming
Total Comments: 287 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 172 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6686
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.090909 (264:24) (8.3624% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• pyrrho (10 posts 3.4843%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• on by, Big_Ass_Spork (6 posts 2.0906%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• unicron, Myriad, douglas jeffries, Erris, Kenja, URoRRuRRR, Blaede, Telecommando, macdaddy, peterdaly, jfroot, Kredal, B3ryllium, FattMattP, prockcore (2 posts 0.69686%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Net-Nexus Seoul
Total Comments: 135 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 72 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.875
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.21429 (112:24) (17.778% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• vkg, nathanm (8 posts 5.9259%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• k0osh.CEOofCLIT, ObviousGuy, TheSpoogeAwards, bryans, GhostseTroll, BankofAmerica_ATM (2 posts 1.4815%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Vegan Pagan (2 posts 1.4815%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | NASA Panel Says ISS Cuts Hurt Science
Total Comments: 279 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 130 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1462
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.040892 (269:11) (3.9427% noise)

First Post: unicron this person got the FP!

• Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• stoolpigeon (24 posts 8.6022%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• TheSpoogeAwards (8 posts 2.8674%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Guppy06, Tackhead (2 posts 0.71685%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | A Big-Screen Mobile MP3 Console
Total Comments: 196 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 112 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.75
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.10674 (178:19) (9.6939% noise)

First Post: Tim_F this person got the FP!

• Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• fmaxwell (10 posts 5.102%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Brownie the AssClown (8 posts 4.0816%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Q2Serpent (2 posts 1.0204%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Easter Eggs in Web Sites?
Total Comments: 555 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 336 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6518
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.055028 (527:29) (5.2252% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• Reziac, displague (16 posts 2.8829%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Fecal Troll Matter (15 posts 2.7027%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Laser_47, Gabey, cswiii, Cutriss, kliklik, big.ears, fobbman, webword, clinko, brer_rabbit, Quai, Marasmus, RembrandtX, totallygeek, Anonvmous Coward (5 posts 0.9009%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | KDE 3.1 Alpha1 is Here
Total Comments: 415 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 169 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.4556
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.080519 (385:31) (7.4699% noise)

First Post: Big Dogs Cock this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• HanzoSan (18 posts 4.3373%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Big Dogs Cock (16 posts 3.8554%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• krmt (4 posts 0.96386%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | NYTimes Looks at Warez
Total Comments: 577 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 271 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1292
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.041441 (555:23) (3.9861% noise)

First Post: JeanMarieLepen this person got the FP!

• Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• BitGeek (24 posts 4.1594%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• TweeKinDaBahx (15 posts 2.5997%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• JeanMarieLepen, FreeUser, sheepab (6 posts 1.0399%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Sony's New Bookshelf MP3 Player -- Audio TiVo?
Total Comments: 228 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 136 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6765
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.060185 (216:13) (5.7018% noise)

First Post: l33t j03 this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• reverius (12 posts 5.2632%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Big_Ass_Spork, k0osh.CEOofCLIT (4 posts 1.7544%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• NETHED, christowang, Mononoke, frovingslosh, barista (2 posts 0.87719%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Network Intrusion Detection Systems Fail to Impress
Total Comments: 212 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 119 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.7815
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.075758 (198:15) (7.0755% noise)

First Post: govtcheez this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• rodneyt3 (12 posts 5.6604%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (4 posts 1.8868%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Lord_Slepnir, Codex The Sloth, why-is-it, sam_handelman, alienmole, pheph, Subcarrier, agrounds, stere0 (2 posts 0.9434%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Perl & XML
Total Comments: 111 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 61 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8197
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.33333 (84:28) (25.225% noise)

First Post: This_Is_ASDF this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• DonkeyHote, FortKnox, micromoog (4 posts 3.6036%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• JismTroll, DonkeyHote (3 posts 2.7027%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• larry bagina, alexhmit01, The Pim, Dr. Awktagon (1 posts 0.9009%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Total Comments: 214 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 145 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.4759
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.053922 (204:11) (5.1402% noise)

First Post: Sexual Asspussy this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• stere0 (8 posts 3.7383%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Sexual Asspussy, L0rdkariya, Klerck, zmxncbv, WTC Survivor, soybean (2 posts 0.93458%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• krog, John_Booty, digerata, Ezubaric, Grape Shasta, mccalli, Rogerborg (2 posts 0.93458%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Latest UDRP Stupidity: Unix.org, Canadian.biz
Total Comments: 413 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 191 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.1623
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.035 (400:14) (3.3898% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• FreeUser (41 posts 9.9274%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• neal n bob (6 posts 1.4528%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• JeanMarieLepen, adubey, No Such Agency, Grape Shasta, drinkypoo, tps12, Doomdark, saintm (3 posts 0.72639%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Marcelo Tosatti on UnitedLinux (And More)
Total Comments: 133 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 58 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 2.2931
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.13559 (118:16) (12.03% noise)

First Post: neal n bob this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• Y2KBugs Bunny (5 posts 3.7594%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• neal n bob, Fucky the troll (2 posts 1.5038%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• GigsVT, red_dragon, bgarcia (1 posts 0.75188%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Live Via Satellite
Total Comments: 89 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 60 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.4833
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.11111 (81:9) (10.112% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• Budgreen, sparty (3 posts 3.3708%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• neal n bob (2 posts 2.2472%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• green pizza (1 posts 1.1236%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Digital Dark Ages?
Total Comments: 437 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 259 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.6873
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.030588 (425:13) (2.9748% noise)

First Post: anonymous cowfart this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• SN74S181 (19 posts 4.3478%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• OklaKid (8 posts 1.8307%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• eclectric (5 posts 1.1442%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | More on "Good Omens" the Movie and Coraline
Total Comments: 131 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 86 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.5233
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.064516 (124:8) (6.1069% noise)

First Post: alnapp this person got the FP!

• Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• invid (5 posts 3.8168%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Fucky the troll (3 posts 2.2901%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Angry Toad, ObviousGuy, Saint Fnordius, h4mmer5tein, filth grinder, AAAWalrus, Bogatyr (1 posts 0.76336%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Chariots of Silicon
Total Comments: 110 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 61 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8033
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.14433 (97:14) (12.727% noise)

First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!

• Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• ObviousGuy (6 posts 5.4545%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• anonymous cowfart (2 posts 1.8182%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• (0 posts 0%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | Public Software Fund's First Project
Total Comments: 144 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 78 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.8462
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.40777 (103:42) (29.167% noise)

First Post: mike13down this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• on by, TrollBurger, rob-fu (4 posts 2.7778%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• on by, TrollBurger (4 posts 2.7778%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• ceejayoz, edhall, Pathwalker (1 posts 0.69444%). lameness sucks junk chars

Report for: Slashdot | I Believe You Have My Stapler
Total Comments: 579 total number of comments posted
Total Posters: 300 total users who posted
Average Posts per user: 1.93
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.11538 (520:60) (10.363% noise)

First Post: TrollBurger this person got the FP!

• Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments

• Horny Smurf (42 posts 7.2539%). lameness sucks junk chars

Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1

• Horny Smurf (42 posts 7.2539%). lameness sucks junk chars

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5

• Monkelectric (6 posts 1.0363%). lameness sucks junk chars

*** Report for Todays Front Page ***
Total Comments: 6020
Total Posters: 2444
Average Posts per user: 2.4632
Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.087489 (5555:486) (8.0731% noise)
First Posts:

• AC: 7
• CLiT: 10
• Dumbasses: 4
  • Victory to the CLiT!

Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):

• Horny Smurf (65 posts 1.0797%).

Most Noise (-1, logged in):

• Horny Smurf (65 posts 1.0797%).

Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):

• krmt (16 posts 0.26578%).

Top 10 Posters (all scores, logged in):

• Horny Smurf (65 posts 1.0797%).
• FreeUser (56 posts 0.93023%).
• krmt (50 posts 0.83056%).
• Tablizer (49 posts 0.81395%).
• TrollBurger (44 posts 0.7309%).
• dmarien (40 posts 0.66445%).
• Peyna (37 posts 0.61462%).
• SN74S181 (35 posts 0.5814%).
• stoolpigeon (34 posts 0.56478%).
• ObviousGuy (32 posts 0.53156%).

Top 10 Noise Makers (-1, logged in):

• Horny Smurf (65 posts 1.0797%).
• TrollBurger (44 posts 0.7309%).
• neal n bob (24 posts 0.39867%).
• k0osh.CEOofCLIT (20 posts 0.33223%).
• Goatse Pez Dispenser (18 posts 0.299%).
• TheSpoogeAwards (18 posts 0.299%).
• Brownie the AssClown (18 posts 0.299%).
• Fecal Troll Matter (18 posts 0.299%).
• Big Dogs Cock (16 posts 0.26578%).
• TweeKinDaBahx (15 posts 0.24917%).