Journal Andux's Journal: An Open Letter to Our Neighbor to the North
from the whatever-it-is-that-they-write-it-on-up-there dept.
Dear Canada,
Dear Canada,
Owing to recent increases in heating costs, we must ask that you suspend all shipments of cold air for the next several months.
Respectfully Yours,
The United States of America
P.S. Our words are backed by nuclear weapons.