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HarveyBirdman's Journal: The Holidays

Journal by HarveyBirdman
Fuck, but I hate the holidays. All those images of happy people with familes and warmth and joy. I think this season is designed specifically to make loner losers like me kill ourselves. Well, they won't defeat me, dammit! I will survive and kick Santa in the ass!

Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these interest rates, we don't need it."

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