XaviorPenguin's Journal: More Random /. Quotes (now with Sigs)

Don't get me wrong, I am getting quotes and sigs that look funny to me. I in no way am going to steal these sigs or use them for my own benefit. I just like to see what is out there to read and laugh my ass off!!!

IBM Pollyanna Principle: Machines should work. People should think

Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Non-System foot or foot error. remove from mouth and strike any key when ready.

We are not ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. - J. Danforth Quayle

When you say I'm cheap, do you mean "as in beer"?

I believe women should be placed on a pedestal.....just high enough to look up their skirts - Steve Martin

"There are people who do not love their fellow human being, and I _hate_ people like that!" - Tom Lehrer

I.B.M,
U.B.M,
We all B.M.,
For I.B.M.!


Thanking your admin is nice and all, but baking cookies won't take away from training your underpaid Indian replacement.

Admin Appreciation Day is a pat on the shoulder while someone is getting ready to put a knife in your back.

BSD is for people who love UNIX. Linux is for those who hate Microsoft.