FortKnox's Journal: Incoherent Ramblings

Grandpa, did you get those big scars on your head in 'Nam?

No Billy, I got them playing chess.

So you bitchslapped that dude with a stale mate?

No Billy, I just told him if he sacrificed his queen, I'd get my gat and blow all his shit up and get it on with his old lady. I think that pissed him off, cause we were brawlin old skool style.

Grandpa! I didn't know you were a GANSTAH chess player!

hey. thats not right!

[mekkab]

St. Tammany

THere was no Saint Tammany!! Thats like "St. Hubbins", the patron saint of quality foot wear! (Spinal Tap)

Re:hey. thats not right!

[blinder]

Denholm Elliott reading TS Elliott

Re:hey. thats not right!

[mekkab]

I was wondering why Denholm Elliott's acting career seemed to stop short around 1992... it seems he hasn't been in a picture since Noises Off!

Then I found out he was dead.

That pretty much cleared up any questions I had.

Slidell LA

[Em Emalb]

Home of Chris Duhon.

You do know who he is don't you?

Of course you do.

Too bad he's gone.

And too bad Deng went pro.

Re:Slidell LA

[Abm0raz]

who?

Reminds me for some stupid reason of:

[btlzu2]

Bad Boy, I keep telling you: 'Stick to being a gangstah.' Leave this business to me 'n Sol.

Go

[Richard M. Nixon]

I think it is about time I started playing Go.
It seems a lot less violent than Chess.