Journal FortKnox's Journal: Omens... 35
OK, have a break while the integration build keeps failing (ugh). Rebuilds take forever, and ftping and redeploying this ancient app requires a boatload of time, so I'm typing during compiles/deploys.
Last week we had a REALLY bad storm[1]. When I woke up, we noticed a bird on the brink of death sitting up against our garage door. I gently placed it in the grass (needed to drive to work) and it had died before I got home. Sad to see that little thing die, but it looked sopping wet and such, so I called it a casualty of the storm. It was dark and crap, so I waited till the next day to clean it up. That's when I noticed a large amount of flies nearby. Sure, flies on a carcus, but this was a LOT of flies... and in areas of the yard the dead bird wasn't.... wait.... is that... ANOTHER ONE in the driveway? And two more in the flowerbeds? That's right... 4 dead birds in my front yard. One was mangled. This FLIPPED MY WIFE OUT. Especially cause she's 9 weeks pregnant[2] (hello bad omen!). I cleaned up the mess and started mowing the grass...
My giant tree in the front yard is surrounded by a brush... kinda a vine-y thing that doesn't climb up the trunk and doesn't grown 'ouside' of its boundry (so I guess it isn't really a vine), but I started mowing around it when it moved all at once... I thought it was voles[3], but upon further investigation, it was 5 baby rabbits. Must have a burrow in the brush (hello GOOD omen). That helped the wife calm down (4 dead birds, but 5 baby bunnies). I still dunno about the birds, though. 4 dead birds sprawled out just in my front yard? A little freaky. Anywho, that's how my week last week was.
[1] As in, drains backed up in the basement, which left me to pinesol cement and tile while my wife and son took naps with all the windows openned so they wouldn't get a whiff of any fumes.
[2] That's the big news. Was thinking of creative ways to say it, but didn't have the time. Surprise!
[3] No, not University of Tennesseans, but little mouse/rat things that burrow in little holes around houses. Pretty harmless and eat bugs.
Oh, and sol reminded my of the voice contest. Cause of the new site, I don't have time to really do that, but if anyone else wants to accept the voices, randomize them, and host the contest, you can happily use my journal to get the people in and stuff, just email me (marotti _at_ gmail.com).
Last week we had a REALLY bad storm[1]. When I woke up, we noticed a bird on the brink of death sitting up against our garage door. I gently placed it in the grass (needed to drive to work) and it had died before I got home. Sad to see that little thing die, but it looked sopping wet and such, so I called it a casualty of the storm. It was dark and crap, so I waited till the next day to clean it up. That's when I noticed a large amount of flies nearby. Sure, flies on a carcus, but this was a LOT of flies... and in areas of the yard the dead bird wasn't.... wait.... is that... ANOTHER ONE in the driveway? And two more in the flowerbeds? That's right... 4 dead birds in my front yard. One was mangled. This FLIPPED MY WIFE OUT. Especially cause she's 9 weeks pregnant[2] (hello bad omen!). I cleaned up the mess and started mowing the grass...
My giant tree in the front yard is surrounded by a brush... kinda a vine-y thing that doesn't climb up the trunk and doesn't grown 'ouside' of its boundry (so I guess it isn't really a vine), but I started mowing around it when it moved all at once... I thought it was voles[3], but upon further investigation, it was 5 baby rabbits. Must have a burrow in the brush (hello GOOD omen). That helped the wife calm down (4 dead birds, but 5 baby bunnies). I still dunno about the birds, though. 4 dead birds sprawled out just in my front yard? A little freaky. Anywho, that's how my week last week was.
[1] As in, drains backed up in the basement, which left me to pinesol cement and tile while my wife and son took naps with all the windows openned so they wouldn't get a whiff of any fumes.
[2] That's the big news. Was thinking of creative ways to say it, but didn't have the time. Surprise!
[3] No, not University of Tennesseans, but little mouse/rat things that burrow in little holes around houses. Pretty harmless and eat bugs.
Oh, and sol reminded my of the voice contest. Cause of the new site, I don't have time to really do that, but if anyone else wants to accept the voices, randomize them, and host the contest, you can happily use my journal to get the people in and stuff, just email me (marotti _at_ gmail.com).
congrats on the pregnancy (Score:1)
Eh...what are you, a magic 8-ball life liver?
Sheesh.
It's the circle of life man.
So, basically... (Score:2)
Re:So, basically... (Score:2)
Anywho, right after your comment, he emailed me about it. Good forthought... like that little girl in "The 4400" (the show kicks ASS by the way... part X-Files, part X-Men... very cool).
Oh, and just to tickoff bethani
Male Middle Names (Score:2)
Are you interested in community involvement in [middle] name selection?
Re:So, basically... (Score:2)
Aha, I knew it! [slashdot.org]
Congratulations! We held off a general announcement until close to the end of the first trimester as well. The odds are much more favourable after the first 2-3 months. While it's a fun experience, I've learned so many things over the past 8 months that I could've lived several lifetimes without knowing...
Re:So, basically... (Score:2)
Hunh? (Score:2)
Those are pretty names. I think I like Isabella better, 'cause it can be shortened to "Bella," which means beautiful, and what little girl isn't beautiful?
I wanted to use "Alegra" as a middle name, but Hubby refused based on the allergy medicine. WTF?! It's just a middle name! But I'm happy with what we decided on.
Congratul
Re:Hunh? (Score:2)
Joey was going to be "Emma" if he were to be a girl. However, now that this has become a wildly popular name due to "Friends", we've ditched the name. Then came "Ella", which we like. Of course, I wanted to 'prettify' it, and make it "Isabella", but there is a touch of a conflict. My cousin just gave birth to an "Anabella", so we have a "Bella" in the family. Of course, "Ella" and "Bell" are great names, too. Who knows... I'm starting to get the wife to like "Giovanna" an
Re:Hunh? (Score:2)
Ee sa bell' a
Gee eh vann' a
Re:So, basically... (Score:2)
Oh, and congratulations!
Re:So, basically... (Score:2)
Congrats on the upcoming offspring! (Score:1)
feral cats== good omen! (Score:2)
Congratulations.
Congratulations! (Score:1)
Being a good Catholic... (Score:1)
Re:Being a good Catholic... (Score:2)
We just recently started trying and thought it wouldn't be until late winter when she would have conceived, but things just happened fast for some reason.... Seriously, though, man... I can't believe I forgot that pregnancy horomones can be worse than PMS..... and its only month 3!
Re:Being a good Catholic... (Score:1)
The trick is to marry or get involved with someone who is naturally bitchy; you just don't notice the PMS.
baby stuff and bird explanation (Score:2)
As far as baby stuff goes, congrats! My advice would be to buy one of those baby swings if you don't already have one, the one we got worked great for my last daughter, I just wish I had gotten one for my first daughter. They are the difference between getting sleep and sitting up half the night rocking your baby.....
Re:baby stuff and bird explanation (Score:2)
Re:baby stuff and bird explanation (Score:2)
My father works for the company that owns grayco (and lil'tykes), so we have pretty much everything from a bouncy chair to a swing to an ex-a-saucer to a fully transport system.
But thanks for the info
congratulations (Score:2)
now fer the love of little dragons, will y'all stop having babies for a little while once this one's out? I'm starting to feel like an old maid already!
Re:congratulations (Score:2)
Congrats, and I hope there's enough aircraft carrier for two.
Re:congratulations (Score:2)
Re:congratulations (Score:2)
I think that's what my parents thought, too. (First kid when they were 19, second when they were 24) Then I came along when they were 33. Bwahahahahaha! I successfully foiled all of their plans for early emptynesthood.
Re:congratulations (Score:2)
Ethelred Unraed Marotti (Score:2)
Boy or girl, doesn't matter.
Or leave out the Unraed, and you get Ethelred Marotti, initials "EM".
Thus you please two Slashdotters with one go.
Everyone else loses, but that's just too frickin' bad.
(Congrats!)
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:Ethelred Unraed Marotti (Score:2)
Ok, I guess I have to stop feigning like I know what your name is and ask... How do you pronounce Ethelred Unraed and what's the story behind it??
Re:Ethelred Unraed Marotti (Score:2)
The name is Old English, i.e. Anglo-Saxon, and is thus pronounced more or less as spelled, though somewhat Germanized (roughly "AYTH-ell-rayd OON-rayd"). The original spelling was Æ(TH)elræd (the "(TH) was the "thorn" [ismennt.is] letter, which along with the letters ash, eth, wynn and yogh [georgetown.edu] are no longer used in modern English and -- surprise surprise -- aren't supported by Slashcode). "Ethelred" is just the modernized spelling.
The name i
Re:Ethelred Unraed Marotti (Score:2)
Congratulations! (Score:2)
Congrats! (Score:2)
depends (Score:2)
If it's a girl, you could name it Jenna [babynames.com] or Jalen [babynames.com] in memorium.
-Ab
Cool! (Score:2)
As far as the birds go.. I'm definitely bettings its a cat! Our neighbors have a few, and we see dead birds all the time.
yay (Score:1)
Congrats! (Score:2)
Next time don't take so long to tell!!!!!!! :)