Linuxthess's Journal: Ya'asses Are'fukt has a rude awakening

Cheif Palestinian in Terror, Ya'asses Are'fukt announced yesterday on CNN that there is mounting evidence pointing to the existence of a Middle-Eastern country called "Israel".

See for yourselves here:
CNN Interview

The wizened ol' terrorist nazi said this can be a major breakthrough and perhaps offer a solution to the major problem faced by palestinians in the last 18 months.

"All this time", he began "we just thought that our young, innocent children were running off to blow themselves up in a vast uninhabited desert." "In fact," he continued "we have learned that there might be a nation of civilized people which have flourished once more in the region. We can't confirm this fact for ourselves, but perhaps in the near future we will be featuring this nation in our school textbooks" he said with apparrent delight.

Sla'ab Era'kat, a top-level senior terrorist adviser voiced himself earlier on Crescent News Network. "I dun't theenk eet iz wise to jumb to conclusions too queekly. We must tink thiz out wisely, and not makeh hurry to make ah beace wiz zis beoble."
(Editors note: We still aren't sure of what Mr. Slob said or meant, but we think its more important to give him the international podium, rather than to document the ongoing and rapidly growing anti-semitism worldwide and especially in Europe.)

Muhammad Dahlan is Gaza's local leader of Hamas. When he saw he was being approached by news cameras, he quickly gathered a few scarved women, and their little toddlers. Wasting no time, he whipped out his Israel-issued semi-automatic, and proceeded to wound, murder or alternatively maim these women and children. As they were carried on stretcher into abomb-lances, he offered an emotional statement to CNN.

"These poor innocent palestinians were harmed by israeli weapons for absolutely no reason (sob, sob). They were on their way to school, to the marketplace to buy food, or were innocently going to watch a public lynching"(sniffles, then wipes his nose with the cuff of his leather bombardier strap-on jacket). "Such humiliation of the palestinian people will not go unpunished." When asked who was responsible for this massacre, he offered "This is all a shameful maneuver by the free-world led by Israel and the U.S. to discredit the muslim religion and the palestinian right-of-return-postage for their mailbombs."

Nor the U.S. or Israel could be reached for comment, being that all the CNN camera crews are still searching for signs of the Jenin massacre.