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Geek jokes you don't get to use every day

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  • by Chacham (981) *
    My reply to "ENT" would be "P or J?". :)
    • by dmorin (25609)
      :) J, if I remember right. And yes, that's geeky.

      Went out to dinner once with wife and friend of wife. At the end of the meal, friend grabs bill and stares at it for a minute.

      "17," she announces.

      "29," I reply.

      "Huh?" she asks. "It's $17 per person."

      "Oh," I say, "I thought we were naming prime numbers."

      • by Chacham (981) *
        Heh.

        Though, 23 would have been a much better answer. Though 289 would have been even more impressive. :-)

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