The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 06/13/2004

This morning I saw the results of an experiment I performed. The turd was a vivid green color. It was an average size and had a slightly sweet smell to it, like burning sugar. It came out with ease and clean up was no problem. I rate this a 10, for the coolness factor.

Harris Teeter has these vividly colored cupcakes. I surmised that if you ate several (3+) of them, it would turn your poop colors. I had noticed this before, but was uncertain if the cupcakes were the source. So, I did not eat for 24 hours before the cupcakes. I ate 6 cupcakes (vivid blue) and this was the result. If you do not see them for sale, they will make them for you.

Another experiment...

[mskfisher]

I've never seen anything quite that intense, but if you're going for more of a deep green, black licorice Twizzlers will do a nice dye job.

Also, I must commend you on the clarity of the toilet bowl water - did you not urinate, or are you consuming far more water than I am?

Re:Another experiment...

[The Turd Report]

I am not too keen on the taste of licorice, so eating a bunch of it would be a chore. But, I might give it a go at some point.

I had just peed before I pooped. My urine is pretty light anyway.

That's

[dr_dank]

quite a sacrifice to make for the sake of science. How have you been feeling lately, TR?