beeplet's Journal: A week in the life of a beep

Thursday - I pass my candidacy exam. I'm wearing my size 4 red skirt and it's loose. Life is good.

Friday - Inexplicably hungry. Stop by the burrito joint on my way home, spend the rest of the evening wondering if my stomach will pop.

Saturday - Repeat.

Sunday - Worried because I've been spending the weekend eating burritos instead of working. Go to the store to buy healthy food, come home with two bags of junk and eat it.

Monday - My clothes are tight. Grr.

Tuesday - Even my bra is tight. Argh. For some reason, eating a jar of kimchee for dinner seems like a good idea.

Wednesday - At 3pm, when my perl script fails to run properly, I put my head down on my desk and cry. It takes a cup of coffee and a chocolate bar before I'm ready to try facing it again.

Thursday - Period starts. Suddenly it all makes sense. Sort of.

No wonder guys just don't understand...

hmm

[honkycat]

Understand or not, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. :-P

The old joke

[Beryllium Sphere(tm)]

Q: What's the difference between women and men?

A: Men are crabby all month long.

I overlooked the important point. Sorry!

[Beryllium Sphere(tm)]

Congratulations on your candidacy exam!

Re:I overlooked the important point. Sorry!

[beeplet]

Thanks! :)