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I love SPAM. Not really, I actually hate it. But I do enjoy crafting messages like this: (it's funnier if you read the real one first, it's a parody :P)

ALVIN,

If you had stopped spamming me when I first contacted you, you probably would not have been named as a complete loser.

DONT WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE.... STOP SPAMMING ME TODAY! DON'T GET LEFT OUT!

THOUSANDS of people each month get spammed by you. FUCK YOU.

I know you get tons of there presentations and offers, but I implore you to take a minute and pull your head out of your ass. IT'S FREE! IT'S REAL! IT WORKS!

MONTHLY SPAM COUNTS LARGER THAN YEARLY LEGITIMATE EMAIL COUNTS!

My upline almost blew this off and now he earns a Monthly Check. Oh wait, he didn't get a monthly check. HE HAS TO GIVE ME ONE AS A SETTLEMENT!

IT'S FREE TO STOP SPAMMING ME. DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

Check this out: http://www.tubgirl.com/

Have a terrible day. I hope a rock falls on you.

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You are receiving this message because you are constantly
spamming me.
To be cleared from our records, STOP FUCKING SPAMMING ME.

--
Jonathan Rockway

On Tue, 2004-06-01 at 23:21, Alvin Buss wrote:
JONATHAN,
>
> If you had joined the New Century System when I first contacted you, you probably would have Monthly Checks coming
> > in each and every month and probably HUNDREDS or even THOUSANDS of people in your group.

> DON'T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE.... JOIN TODAY FOR FREE! DON'T GET LEFT OUT!
>
> THOUSANDS of people each month are qualified for COMMISSION CHECKS from our System!
>
> I know you get tons of these presentations and offers, but I implore you to take a minute and check out this site.
> > IT'S FREE! IT'S REAL! IT WORKS!

> MONTHLY CHECKS LARGER THAN YEARLY INCOMES!
>
> My upline almost blew this off and now he earns a Monthly Check that is MORE than most people earn in a year! So what, right? Hey, the good news is that you have the EXACT same opportunity. We call it New Century Life. We tell you exactly what to do to cash in on this Incredible Internet Business and, if you follow the steps, you can not fail!
>
> Plus, IT'S FREE to check it out! We prove to you that the System works before you pay a dime!
>
> Check this out: http://alvinbuss.newcenturybuilder.com
>
> Have an awesome day!
>
> Alvin Buss
> 402-223-5627
> alvinbuss@newcenturybuilder.com
> ---------------------------------------------------------
> You are receiving this message because you have either
> signed up to receive information from us or a third-party.
> To be cleared from our records, follow the link below
> or contact us at:
>
> NewCenturyBuilder
> 650 S Edmonds Ln, Suite 232
> Lewisville, TX 75067
>

Okay maybe it's not that funny. It's funnier to try and get their credit card numbers X_X

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JONATHAN, Did you get a check this month?

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  • I thought it was pretty funny.
  • I've written messages like that, but alas, it only makes the barage of incoming mail worse, so I started tracing IP numbers.

    I like spammers.

    I sent several hundred un-list requests to the owner of the IP address. A man in Taiwan named Bob. He was obviously not very bright. Come to think of it, none of them are exactly rocket scientists.

    I like spammers.

    He wasn't amused. Bob sent me back an e-mail telling me to "go to hells" and stop sending e-mail to his home address.

    I like spammers.

    It seemed to me Bob

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