Journal FortKnox's Journal: From the War Zone: Scout Caught 11
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High Priority, Urgency needed...
From Command HQ, Cincinnati, OH
So it begins...
Found a scout this morning on a tree. Looking higher shows his entire scouting party. Looks like the invasion is targetted for tomorrow. We had anticipated this day for weeks. Time to find out if our training was worth it. A detailed report, including intelligence photos, when time warrents.
End Transmission...
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-Ab
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It's actually a funny story. Wife took the dog out and tied her up to the tree. Saw two 'shells' on the trunk. Came in "Josh! I saw shells, but I think the birds ate them" I walked to the window "No... there still alive..." (The dog was munching away all the ones in the grass). Went out so she could show me the shells. I pointed up... sure... 2 shells on the bottom of the trun
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You are an evil evil man.
I knew I added you as a friend for a reason.
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I guess North Atlanta isn't "north enough" for these critters.
Which is fine by me. I hate having to wash my car constantly from all their stupid bug guts.
And the wife would freak, so I'll just sit here and be glad.
At first I thought you were talking about the single chick in the cube next to you. But it soon became apparent that the geeks you work with aren't that good at teamwork
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When I mentioned to my wife this year was the big event, she was like "What do you mean only once every 17 years? We get them every year in China!"
Yech.
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Inbound bugs (Score:2)
Bugs were all over the woods this last weekend, still haven't swarmed the roadways (yet), the ST:TOS phaser sound is a tell-tale sound.
remember now... (Score:2)
i, for one... (Score:2)
so far, bugless. (Score:2)
So glad I live in California.... (Score:2)